Naruto sat down, looking at his, and now they really were his calloused, dirty masculine hands, instead of the smooth, delicate and manicured previous version. This was bad. Sasuke loved him...that was just creepy, at least to the conciousness of Naruto's male mind - when he was in the Sexy Jutsu, it was an entirely different matter, on both sides. Pervy-sage wanted him...which was just wrong, and he seemed doomed to spend the rest of his life going from girl to boy, until one or the other got their hands on him. To make matters worse, Sakura was probably never going to like him now, and even worse, he didn't care.
"This is not cool..." Naruto put his head in his hands, his mercifully short blonde hair spilling between his fingers.
"um, Naruto?" Naruto looked up and saw HInata, standing by the road, looking as timid as ever. She was such a weird girl...Naruto flickered from boy to girl and back again, with three consecutive pops.
"Yes Hinata?" He asked, pretending nothing had happened as he watched her tap her index fingers together. He was trying to sound patient, he liked Hinata, despite the fact that she was totally weird, but it had been a trying twelve hours, and he was using up a lot of chakra, which made him hungry, which made him grumpy. Which made Hinata blush and stutter.
"N-nothing! I was just- Never mind! Um...I'll see you later." And with that, she turned and faded away from the road.
"Bye Hinata." Said Naruto to thin air, standing up and beginning to walk back to the Hidden Leaf Village. Hopefully he could get to Tsunade's office without any problems.
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"Hey Boss!" Konohamoru shouted as he and his two friends...Sniffles and Blushy, or, as they preferred to be called, Udon and Moegi .
Naruto did a double take, he should have noticed the perfectly spherical bush sitting in the middle of the path, but he was too distracted. Ha felt control slipping out of his fingers, and heard half a pop sound before he managed to wrench his body back to its usual, male state.
"What?"
"You're not so slick today, huh, Boss? We coulda easily taken you out just then. You can't hope to be a worthy rival to me if you act like that!"
"Huh?" Naruto looked down at Konohamoru in confusion. Rival for what?
Hokkage! Naruto straightened, snapping out of his thoughts. How long since he'd reminded himself of his goal of being Hokkage? Too long! He couldn't rest in his quest for respect, no matter what!
Then again, it was hard to command any respect, or even courtesy, when you were parading around naked with boobs stuck on...and then, there was that pop again.
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Is this getting kinda old for anyone? It's not being very original anymore... ~Ratpigeon