AN: Hi again!! Here's the 7th chapter! I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope you like
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Harry Potter, his world and everybody in it belong to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings: Still none.
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(Halloween)
*James/Sirius/Remus/Peter are under the invisibility cloak, heading for the Slytherin dormitories*
Sirius: *to Peter* Ow! You stepped on my foot!!
James/Remus: SSSHHH!! Do you want Filch to find us?
Sirius: *is about to answer when he is interrupted*
James: Ah, we're here! *points his wand at the painting of a serpent* Verata Serifeot!
*the painting moves to reveal a small, spiraling, stone staircase leading down into the darkness*
Remus: Well, we're in let's get going.
*the 4 boys walk silently down the stairs into a dungeon like room with a couple of green couches, chairs, and desks.
Peter: It looks a lot like the Gryffindor common room only gloomier.
Sirius: Tell me about it! Hey, I just got another genius idea!
James: *snorts* When was any idea you ever had genius anyway?
Sirius: Shut up James!! How about if we change everything in here pink and make the Slytherin banners say 'Gryffindor Rules, Slytherin Drools!' or something?
Remus: Sounds like a plan to me! *points his wand at the nearest Slytherin banner and makes it say, GRYFFINDORS FOR THE CUP!!!*
James: *does the same thing to another banner only he makes his say, MARAUDERS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!*
Sirius: *turns the furniture pink*
Peter: *stands and watches knowing if he tried, his wand would probably blow up waking up the entire house*
Sirius: Hey! I want a banner! *points his wand at the last banner making it say, GRYFFINDOR RULES, SLYTHERIN DROOLS!!!!*
A Slytherin student: Hey! Who's down there?
James: Uh oh, we're in big trouble!
Remus: Let's split!
Sirius: Quick, time the dungbomb to go off at 7:00, that way everyone will be up!
Peter: Ok, *throws the dungbomb into the common room*
*The dungbomb lands and rolls under a chair*
*the 4 boys put on the invisibility cloak, run up the stairs and head straight back to Gryffindor Tower.*
(The Next Morning)
All Slytherins: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED??????????? OUR TOWER HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED!!!!!!!!
Evila: *races into the Slytherin common room and comes back out screaming his head off*
Dumbledore: What is the meaning of this?
Evila: Go look for yourself!
Dumbledore: *walks into the common room and looks around* Oh, those boys! What will they do next? *starts laughing*
*all of a sudden, as all the Slytherin students, Evila and Dumbledore are standing in the middle of the common room looking around, a bell rings and the common room is filled with an extremely foul smell*
Dumbledore: Ah, a dungbomb, that's what they'll do next!
*James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter pull off the invisibility cloak and stand next to Dumbledore*
Remus: What do you think of our interior decorating project?
Dumbledore: Don't quit your day job!
James: Hey!! We worked really hard on this prank! It took us weeks to figure out!*is interrupted*
Sirius: Actually James, we were just going to plant the dungbomb and run but it was my brilliant idea to um. 'redecorate.'
Remus: Who said anything about brilliant?
Sirius: *sticks his tongue out at Remus*
James: Oh, Sirius, will you please be serious for once?!
Sirius: *confused* Wait, aren't I always Sirius?
Peter: *snorts* You're never serious, Sirius!
Sirius: Hold on, I'm never serious, but I'm always Sirius? That makes no sense!
All except Sirius: *turn purple from trying not to laugh*
Sirius: Hey, it's not funny!
Remus: Yeah, you're right, it's a Sirius matter!
Sirius: Oh I give up!! I'm going to go eat breakfast!
James: That's a classic Sirius move for you, whenever he gets really confused, he gives up and stuffs his face. No wait, I don't think it matters if he's confused or not, he stuffs his face every day!
Dumbledore: Alright, all 4 of you, detention cleaning all of the toilets including Moaning Myrtle's!
Sirius: Cool! We're on our way to that new record!!
James: *mutters so only the Marauders can hear him* Of course, we can always use magic and get even more detentions!
Peter: That's ingenious!
James: I know, I know. *looks proud*
Sirius: How come James is always coming up with the genius ideas?
James: *snorts* Because I'm the genius in this group you dolt!
Sirius: Oh yeah! Hey wait! You're not a genius!
James: Yes I am!
Sirius: Are not!
James: Are too!
Sirius: Are not!
James: Are too!
Sirius: Are too!
James: I'm not a genius!
Sirius: Ha! I made you say you're not a genius!
James: Hey wait! *reviews what he said* Oops! *blushes and walks towards the Great Hall to eat breakfast*
Sirius: Who's the genius now?
Remus: *to Dumbledore* Excuse me Professor, but I must take this immature child up to the Great Hall, I fear he is acting this way because he's hungry.
Sirius: *looks at Peter* Yum, food! *bites Peter in the leg*
Peter: AAHH!! Get him off! Get him off of me!!!! *tries to shake Sirius off*
Remus: *pulls Sirius off of Peter* *to Dumbledore* He really needs to get some food in his stomach pronto, he's starting to hallucinate. Goodbye Professor, see you tonight in detention! *leaves, dragging Sirius behind him*
Peter: Uh, I better go follow them, bye! *leaves*
(5 minutes later at breakfast)
Sirius: *stuffs his face* Yum, I've never tasted food so good!
James: Yes you have Sirius! Remember my mom's mince meat pies? She had to hide them whenever you came over! You still always managed to find them, even when she put an invisibility charm on them!
Sirius: *sighs* Oh yeah, I have a fantastic sense of smell!
Remus: Yeah, sure you do Sirius!
Sirius: I do! Explain how I found those pies then!
Remus: I don't know I wasn't there.
Peter: Uh, guys? We better hurry; we have Defense Against the Dark Arts next.
James: What's the hurry? We can always pick up a couple of detentions by being late.
Peter: I don't know, how about we just play a prank on Snape instead?
All: Ok, even better! Let's go!!
Sirius: Oh wait, before we go, do you want to see my new spell?
Peter: Ok, as long as I don't have to be the. *is interrupted*
Sirius: Labrumta Vestire!
Peter: *his Hogwarts robes turn into a dress with lace on the collar, sleeves, and hem* *sigh* guinea pig.
Others: *collapse in fits of hysterical laughter*
Peter: Would you please remove it? People are starting to stare!
People in the corridor: *point at Peter and laugh uncontrollably*
Sirius: Oh all right! Finite Incantatem!
*Peter's robes return to normal*
Peter: Thank you Sirius, now let's go, now we're going to be late!
Others: Ok!
*the 4 boys run off to Defense Against the Dark Arts*
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AN: That's the 7th chapter. Please review my story if you like it! No flames though. I'm open to constructive criticism though! Bye!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Harry Potter, his world and everybody in it belong to J.K. Rowling.
Warnings: Still none.
*action* emphasized (time passage)
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(Halloween)
*James/Sirius/Remus/Peter are under the invisibility cloak, heading for the Slytherin dormitories*
Sirius: *to Peter* Ow! You stepped on my foot!!
James/Remus: SSSHHH!! Do you want Filch to find us?
Sirius: *is about to answer when he is interrupted*
James: Ah, we're here! *points his wand at the painting of a serpent* Verata Serifeot!
*the painting moves to reveal a small, spiraling, stone staircase leading down into the darkness*
Remus: Well, we're in let's get going.
*the 4 boys walk silently down the stairs into a dungeon like room with a couple of green couches, chairs, and desks.
Peter: It looks a lot like the Gryffindor common room only gloomier.
Sirius: Tell me about it! Hey, I just got another genius idea!
James: *snorts* When was any idea you ever had genius anyway?
Sirius: Shut up James!! How about if we change everything in here pink and make the Slytherin banners say 'Gryffindor Rules, Slytherin Drools!' or something?
Remus: Sounds like a plan to me! *points his wand at the nearest Slytherin banner and makes it say, GRYFFINDORS FOR THE CUP!!!*
James: *does the same thing to another banner only he makes his say, MARAUDERS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!*
Sirius: *turns the furniture pink*
Peter: *stands and watches knowing if he tried, his wand would probably blow up waking up the entire house*
Sirius: Hey! I want a banner! *points his wand at the last banner making it say, GRYFFINDOR RULES, SLYTHERIN DROOLS!!!!*
A Slytherin student: Hey! Who's down there?
James: Uh oh, we're in big trouble!
Remus: Let's split!
Sirius: Quick, time the dungbomb to go off at 7:00, that way everyone will be up!
Peter: Ok, *throws the dungbomb into the common room*
*The dungbomb lands and rolls under a chair*
*the 4 boys put on the invisibility cloak, run up the stairs and head straight back to Gryffindor Tower.*
(The Next Morning)
All Slytherins: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED??????????? OUR TOWER HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED!!!!!!!!
Evila: *races into the Slytherin common room and comes back out screaming his head off*
Dumbledore: What is the meaning of this?
Evila: Go look for yourself!
Dumbledore: *walks into the common room and looks around* Oh, those boys! What will they do next? *starts laughing*
*all of a sudden, as all the Slytherin students, Evila and Dumbledore are standing in the middle of the common room looking around, a bell rings and the common room is filled with an extremely foul smell*
Dumbledore: Ah, a dungbomb, that's what they'll do next!
*James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter pull off the invisibility cloak and stand next to Dumbledore*
Remus: What do you think of our interior decorating project?
Dumbledore: Don't quit your day job!
James: Hey!! We worked really hard on this prank! It took us weeks to figure out!*is interrupted*
Sirius: Actually James, we were just going to plant the dungbomb and run but it was my brilliant idea to um. 'redecorate.'
Remus: Who said anything about brilliant?
Sirius: *sticks his tongue out at Remus*
James: Oh, Sirius, will you please be serious for once?!
Sirius: *confused* Wait, aren't I always Sirius?
Peter: *snorts* You're never serious, Sirius!
Sirius: Hold on, I'm never serious, but I'm always Sirius? That makes no sense!
All except Sirius: *turn purple from trying not to laugh*
Sirius: Hey, it's not funny!
Remus: Yeah, you're right, it's a Sirius matter!
Sirius: Oh I give up!! I'm going to go eat breakfast!
James: That's a classic Sirius move for you, whenever he gets really confused, he gives up and stuffs his face. No wait, I don't think it matters if he's confused or not, he stuffs his face every day!
Dumbledore: Alright, all 4 of you, detention cleaning all of the toilets including Moaning Myrtle's!
Sirius: Cool! We're on our way to that new record!!
James: *mutters so only the Marauders can hear him* Of course, we can always use magic and get even more detentions!
Peter: That's ingenious!
James: I know, I know. *looks proud*
Sirius: How come James is always coming up with the genius ideas?
James: *snorts* Because I'm the genius in this group you dolt!
Sirius: Oh yeah! Hey wait! You're not a genius!
James: Yes I am!
Sirius: Are not!
James: Are too!
Sirius: Are not!
James: Are too!
Sirius: Are too!
James: I'm not a genius!
Sirius: Ha! I made you say you're not a genius!
James: Hey wait! *reviews what he said* Oops! *blushes and walks towards the Great Hall to eat breakfast*
Sirius: Who's the genius now?
Remus: *to Dumbledore* Excuse me Professor, but I must take this immature child up to the Great Hall, I fear he is acting this way because he's hungry.
Sirius: *looks at Peter* Yum, food! *bites Peter in the leg*
Peter: AAHH!! Get him off! Get him off of me!!!! *tries to shake Sirius off*
Remus: *pulls Sirius off of Peter* *to Dumbledore* He really needs to get some food in his stomach pronto, he's starting to hallucinate. Goodbye Professor, see you tonight in detention! *leaves, dragging Sirius behind him*
Peter: Uh, I better go follow them, bye! *leaves*
(5 minutes later at breakfast)
Sirius: *stuffs his face* Yum, I've never tasted food so good!
James: Yes you have Sirius! Remember my mom's mince meat pies? She had to hide them whenever you came over! You still always managed to find them, even when she put an invisibility charm on them!
Sirius: *sighs* Oh yeah, I have a fantastic sense of smell!
Remus: Yeah, sure you do Sirius!
Sirius: I do! Explain how I found those pies then!
Remus: I don't know I wasn't there.
Peter: Uh, guys? We better hurry; we have Defense Against the Dark Arts next.
James: What's the hurry? We can always pick up a couple of detentions by being late.
Peter: I don't know, how about we just play a prank on Snape instead?
All: Ok, even better! Let's go!!
Sirius: Oh wait, before we go, do you want to see my new spell?
Peter: Ok, as long as I don't have to be the. *is interrupted*
Sirius: Labrumta Vestire!
Peter: *his Hogwarts robes turn into a dress with lace on the collar, sleeves, and hem* *sigh* guinea pig.
Others: *collapse in fits of hysterical laughter*
Peter: Would you please remove it? People are starting to stare!
People in the corridor: *point at Peter and laugh uncontrollably*
Sirius: Oh all right! Finite Incantatem!
*Peter's robes return to normal*
Peter: Thank you Sirius, now let's go, now we're going to be late!
Others: Ok!
*the 4 boys run off to Defense Against the Dark Arts*
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AN: That's the 7th chapter. Please review my story if you like it! No flames though. I'm open to constructive criticism though! Bye!