Hey, happy birthday to me! So here is my birthday present to you because I'm nice like that and I kinda love you guys.

Emmett POV

"Now class, you have had the weekend to spend with your partner and get used to being part of a couple and all that goes along with it. Would anyone like to share their thoughts, what did you enjoy? What did you find hardest? Anyone?" A few people raised their hands shyly and the teacher skimmed over them, picking on Jessica, who had only taken this class to make up the credits she needed and made no secret of her displeasure at being here. "Oh joy, we get to hear her speak" I whispered in Bella's ear, she grinned at me quickly but turned back to listen to Jessica's answer "Well, I think it's like totally unfair that we like don't get to swap partners. That would be so much better" She folded her arms and quickly glanced at Mike who had partnered himself with Mackenzie, apparently her obsession had strayed from my brother.

Jessica was looking at her own partner- a quiet boy called Robert- with dismay, she had walked in late to Fridays' lesson and poor Robert was the only one left without a partner. "We should like change partners to like mix things up" Jessica pursed her lips and tried to stare the teacher down, trying to intimidate him. He just rolled his eyes at the rest of the class, making us all laugh then smiled "Well I'm actually glad Miss Stanley spoke about making things more interesting" he picked up a cardboard box and placed it on the desk in front of Jessica, she peered into it and then looked at him incredulously. She pulled out a plastic toy by its foot and shrieked "What is that?" throwing it back into the box, causing it to cry loudly. The teacher rolled his eyes, taking the toy and holding it carefully so we could all see.

"This! This is your baby. For the next few days, you and your partner will be taking care of him or her. Feeding them, burping them, changing them, giving them attention, basically giving them everything they need, when they want it"

Most of the group eyed the 'babies' warily, my own partner was looking at the babies with mild curiosity, the corners of her mouth turning down slightly. I'm glad I didn't have this class with Rosalie, she would probably tear the baby's head off. I was actually looking forward to this part of the project it sounded interesting but I didn't want to upset Rosie. I felt a soft nudge on my elbow, I looked down to see Bella looking at me in concern "What's wrong?"

I shrugged, trying to decide whether or not to tell her when she spoke again "Rose?" She questioned gently, her eyes kind with no judgement. I nodded and she thought for a second, glancing at the teacher before reaching into her pocket and taking out her phone, typing quickly. She glanced at the teacher again as she finished and then back at her phone as she got a reply less than thirty seconds later, slipping the phone back into her pocket with a small smile.

"Edward said that he is going to ask Rosalie, Jasper and Alice to go hunting with him for a few days" suddenly she reached in her pocket again as her phone vibrated quietly "And its confirmed, Esme said she will tell the school some story about a sick relative as a cover" I was touched that Bella would give up her time with Edward for me. I reached for her hand and squeezed it to show my gratitude. I wanted to hug her but we were in the middle of class and we didn't need to start any more rumours after my proposal last week.

"So what should we name her... him?" It was kind of hard to tell, Bella looked at the baby curiously and said "I think it's a boy" I shrugged, I didn't really mind other way. The teacher had given us a car seat and a bottle and a few changes of nappies which I saw as pointless since they didn't actually do anything in them. We had keys that were numbered and when the baby cries, it records how long it takes to get his needs met. " Can you just strap him in the car and we can get home, the others have already left" she told me, sounding kind of sad that she didn't get to say goodbye. I placed him into the seat and grabbed the seatbelt, confused. Umm, right so it just slides through there and... no. It can't be that hard, surely. "Everything ok?" Bella asked "Ummm, no...I..." she laughed, sliding back out of the car and strapping it in properly. I stood back perplexed at how she could do something that I couldn't. "My mum's friend had a baby and I used to babysit a lot when they went out" she explained with a shrug, I nodded, wondering how old she was at this point. She settled herself back in the front seat and seemed distracted as she stared out of the window.

"Emmett!" Bella screamed, interrupting my game "Get in here now!" Oh God, I ran up the stairs quickly, bursting through the door into Edward's room. Bella was on the bed, her head in her hands and the baby lay beside her, crying its head off. She turned to glare at me, her eyes a little wild and scary "I have to sleep so either you take him now or I will ram him where the sun..."

"Ok! Ok!" I said, taking the baby and trying to rock it awkwardly in my arms, its eyes stared blankly back at me, I wonder how upset Bella would be if I coloured them in red.

"Remember to change him every few hours."

"Yes dear."

"You can't just leave him to cry instead of feeding him."

"No dear"

And as I walked out the door, I smirked "Three bags full, dear'"

Her head snapped around "What did you say!" she threw a pillow after me as I ran from the room and the tiny human.