Dabbling With Magic

Author's Note: I'M BACK! hope you guys enjoy the new chapters! Should be making a lot in the coming days. Gonna write this one a bit differently, having a bit of trouble with character's speech patterns. Oh, and Ahtemis is not a typo.

Ghastly: So, Ahtemis, we've done a bit of digging, and you are a very busy boy.

Artemis: He knows that the damn extinctionist I dealt with a few years ago called me Ahtemis. He's toying with me. Maybe. Depends from what angle you look at it.

Ghastly: Well, you've nearly caused the extinction of a rare monkey, you've captured a fairy, ransomed it for gold, and made friends with its people, and then brought a demon race through time and space. You also rose from the dead and killed one of the most powerful magical beings that lived. Just how do you do it?

Artemis: Intellect. And Butler.

Ghastly: That giant of a man? what can he do apart from tackle an elephant?

Artemis: For one, his chest is reinforced with Kevlar strands.

Ghastly: You mean his chest is bulletproof!?

Artemis: You could say that.

Ghastly: How powerful exactly was this Opal Koboi we've heard about?

Artemis: Powerful enough to turn her body into a paradox. Literally.

Ghastly:... OK.

Artemis (starting to feel dizzy): I don't feel so well. ( slumps on the chair, unconscious.)

Ghastly: GUARDS! Help me move our guest into the infirmary. Quick!