January 12
Dear diary, Hampton and I had our first official date today as boyfriend and girlfriend!
It was so romantic, we got a pair of exact working replicas of the first ever type of proper lasguns, the old 2018 Chinese police laser rifles, vintage as fuck, and went sniping for Slaaneshi pedophiles! It was SO much fun!
Hampton took me to the big weapons temple of Khorne, that one gives out free firearms to Khorne and Undivided worshippers. The temple had so many different traditional vintage guns!
As everyone knows, the vintage model lasguns are the traditional weapons to use on a pedophile sniping date. The old models maximise pain but minimise lethality, making the perverts really run about to increase the sport. The 2018 Chinese models are the best at this, it takes a lot of precision to kill with these weapons.
Outside of town is that big overgrown area where the Slaaneshi pedophiles like to take their 5 year old kids. The dirty fuckers fuck the kids in the bushes where they are hard to see, making for more sport to snipe them.
Hampton and I set ourselves up in a mutant tree 700 meters away, climbed right up into the branches where we couldn't be seen, and got shooting. (Love heart)
The 2018 version Chinese laser rifle has a lithium ion rechargeable battery that is good for about 1000 shots. It has a range of 800 meters, and causes any flammable material to catch fire with a single shot. The beam is invisible to humans, makes no sound, and can pass straight through glass without damage. It was originally designed to break up riots by setting the banners and rioters on fire, just war-crime-alishious! (Love heart)
So we are up in the tree with these guns, and we are using the sniper scopes to look for Slaaneshi perverts. They were well hidden but we spotted this one guy who was hiding in a bush, penetrating a 5 year old girl in the missionary position, dirty fucker!
His ass was facing us and Hampton gave me the first shot. I aimed right between the guy's legs, at this bit of hairy scrotum that was just in view. I pulled the trigger and the gun made no sound and had no recoil, but the guy's balls immediately caught fire!
It was fucking awesome!
The guy leaped up off the little girl like a spring, and rolled around on the ground to put out his cooked testicles! Hampton then took his shot, and the hair on the guy's head ignited in a fireball! (drawing of a flame). It was fucking awesome!
This sick fucker couldn't see where the beams were coming from, and we hit him again and again until he fled out of range, minus his working cock and balls! His private parts were hit multiple times and completely cooked like a steak haha! It was hilarious!
The other perverts fucking kids are all by now aware that they are being sniped, and they are all pinned down in their hiding places. But none of them can see or hear us, they had no idea where the shots were coming from.
It took a lot of very careful looking to spot all of the pedophiles that we could hit, but we marked out 15 of them that we had a chance of hitting. We deliberately tried to hit them in the cock or balls, as is traditional when having a pedophile snipe. We ignited the private parts of about half of those 15 before every pedophile in the entire place got spooked and bolted from cover in a stampede and got out of range.
It was super funny and incredibly romantic. Even Khorne himself was laughing at the spectacle of pedophiles having their cocks roasted by sniper fire. The dirty fuckers!
We then climbed down from the tree and collected all the kids, they were all crying and stuff. I told those raped 5 year olds to harden the fuck up! Fucking wusses.
Hampton got pissed off with me for shouting at the kids and was like "stop being such a bitch Christie!" I was mad at him for that but I managed to remain quiet, I don't want to be dumped so I put up with it. Fucking snowflake.
Hampton led all the kids back into town and told them to go home, and we continued with our date. We found more pedophiles in another area of bushes and cooked their balls. It was so fun (love heart).
Eventually we ran out of ammo, damn antiquated technology power cells. Had to plug them into a wall sockets for hours before they recharged. Grrr!
We went into my bedroom and just fucked as we waited for the guns to recharge (love heart). It was so good (love heart)!
The guns took so long to recharge that we just called it a day on the pedophile sniping, we just fucked for the rest of the afternoon till Hampton went home (love heart). I am kind of tired now, I had the most wonderful day today.
Fuck writing more, I'm tired. Later diary.
(Page ends with drawing of two stick figures with guns shooting other stick figures between the legs, with a drawing of Khorne looking down from above and laughing in approval)