Mario smiled as he put an 'open' sign in the window, "we're now open for business!" Mario exclaimed happily. "Alright everyone to your posts! Luigi, Tod kitchen, Yoshi come with me to the register."

Luigi soluted, "you got it, bro!" He led Tod into the kitchen with that.

Hours passed and not a single person came into the pizzeria, "Mamamia! This is getting ridiculous."

"Well, it's only been a few hours yo." Yoshi stated as he toyed around with the register.

"Yes but still, we should have a lot more customers coming in than we do right now," Mario stated bluntly.

"So at least one then yo?"

"Exactly!" Mario exclaimed happily, glad to finally be understood. Suddenly a Toad walked into the pizzeria.

"HAI!" He screamed obnoxiously as he walked over to the counter.

Mario smiled, "hello sir, what will you be having today?"

"I don't know what do you sell?"

"Food," Mario stated bluntly.

"Well, no shit sherlock but what kind of food?" Toad countered.

Mario stared at Toad surprised not expecting that reply, "well, we have pizza and pasta right now."

"Oh. I'LL HAVE A CHEESE PIZZA HA HA!" Toad screeched like a banshee.

"Okay, well you don't need to yell buddy," Mario said getting annoyed.

"SORRY!"

Mario cringed as he felt his ears bleed, "that'll be three coins please sir."

Toad put five coins ino Mario's hand and Mario gave it to Yoshi to put into the register. "HEY LUIGI! GET A CHEESE PIZZA OUT HERE PRONTO!" Mario screamed so loud the walls shook slightly.

"On it bro!" Luigi shouted back from the kitchen.

"It'll be a while Toad, why not take a seat and relax?"

"OKAY!" Toad screamed as he went and plopped down in a chair.

Mario pat Yoshi on the shoulder with a smile, "you got it bud, your on your own now."

"Okay yo, I got this yo," Yoshi said calmly as Mario walked into the kitchen. Mario brought the pizza out to Yoshi in a box who put it on the counter, "yo your pizza is done yo!"

"OKAY!" Toad screamed as he ran over to the pizza grabbing he left, ITS REALLY HOT IN HERE! He screamed as he left the building .

"Mamamia, you're telling me Toad", Mario walked into the kitchen putting a hand on Luigi and leaning on him, "bro, we need an air conditioner."

"We can have one built in later on I guess, after all, I always have wondered how many Toads it'd take to install an air conditioner."

"NO ONE KNOWS- BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STUPID!" Mario and Luigi shouted the last part in unison, laughing hysterically afterward.

"Hey you guys know I'm a Toad, watch your mouths!" Tod yelled at them angrily.

"Oh calm down Tod, we're just messing around", Luigi said still chuckling.

"Yeah besides, most Toads are pretty dumb, no offense", Mario stated.

Tod rolled his eyes.

"Seriously though there is no way I'm letting a Toad try and install an air conditioner in here after all the sweat and hard labor you and I poured into this joint... not after last time", Mario stated in a serious tone, he started fingering a long scar on his cheek as memories flooded back to him. "We'll buy the parts at the junkyard sometime and install it ourselves."

"Fair enough", Luigi stated.

This is the length the chapters are meant to be, of course, I get carried away sometimes and put as many words as I am supposed to put in by accident.