MMKM: Moshi moshi again! Sorry I haven't updated in a while … Kirameki87 gets a clear Masha. He likes TV WAY too much and has square eyes because of it. And… Kanna, if you please…?

Kanna: Thank you streetzdanzer! You really are an epic writer!

MMKM: I went back to my stories and I realized that I haven't been making them long enough. So, I will be trying to fix that problem. I want to make my writing better, but my original story, Tsunami Flower, has been looking a little-

Shotaro: Screwy?

Mith: Horrid?

Shiori: Worth the price of Shotaro?

Shotaro: I'm going to take that as a compliment, blonde. Ugh! Some of you humans are annoying!

Mith: You got that right.

Shotaro: Say something else, and I'm going to slap you so hard, that your disgusting, vampire mother is going to feel-

MMKM: Sho! Don't make me do it!

Shotaro: … Do what? I'm not afraid of you.

MMKM: Kanna?

Kanna: Baka!

Shotaro: (SMASH! Sho falls headfirst into the floor)

Nikko: You guys! You guys! Let's focus on the STORY please!

Mith: Mewmewkianametamorphisis does not own Vampire Knight or Tokyo Mew Mew or me. Just Tsunami Flower.

MMKM: I do own you. You are my character.

Mith: I don't care.

MMKM: (Stalks up to Mith all scary-like, and breaks off left fang)

Mith: AEEIIIIII!

Kanna: … On with the story…?

Defender

Pai POV

"Ready?" Lettuce trembles as she holds the rusty scissors, that she found, out to the vine-like bracelet.

"Um, Lettuce-chan? I do not mean to be rude, but I do believe that you are rather clumsy… and I don't think… um…" I was at a loss.

"Don't worry Pai-kun. I'll be careful." She enthusiastically opened the scissors wide and closed her eyes while she smiled, bringing the scissors together, fast.

"Lettuce! Wait! Open your-"

SNIP

"Gaw!" I slink to the ground in a chibi-like fashion. I thanked Deep Blue that I still had all five fingers on my left hand.

"See? I told you. And look Pai-kun! It came off!" She was right. The teleportation binding bracelet had finally come off. Inspired with a new excitement I laughed and scooped Lettuce into my arms and kissed her passionately. Still with her lips to mine, she giggled and ran her fingers through my hair, tugging it. I shiver ran through my spine. Our stomach interrupted us yet again, making us laugh.

"Let's find something to eat, shall we?" I concentrated unto my desired location, and teleported us. Lettuce wrapped her arms around my neck snuggling into my chest. When we arrived Lettuce dropped from my arms and looked around.

"Wow! Where are we?" Her beautiful blue eyes lit up as she took in the restaurant. Of course, I didn't tell her, but we were in the United States of America. Pueblo, Colorado to be exact. We were at a Italian restaurant called Olive Garden (._.).

"This is Olive Garden," I say. Lettuce's smile, suddenly dropped and she now had a worried look on her face. "Lettuce-chan, what's the matter?"

"It's just that I'm not wearing proper clothes. And, I'm sorry Pai-kun, but what would the other humans say about your appearance?" I was taken aback. She had an excellent point.

"Give me a moment. I'll be right back." I teleported myself to Lettuce's room at home. I looked through her closet and found a lovely blue dress that was quite slender. "Huh." I never thought that this would be Lettuce kind of style. And it seemed like a pretty expensive dress. Mint must have bought it for her. I shrug as I pull the dress down and lay it across her bed. I carefully pick my way through the house until I find her parents' room. Thankfully, they were both at work. I put on dress shoes, jeans, a light blue shirt, a tie, and I matching hat that belong to her father.

Grabbing her dress, I teleport back to the spot that I left, finding that my blue-eyed beauty was no where to be seen. Looking around, I spot her backed up to a tree. A group of male high schoolers were approaching her in a manner that was, as humans say, seriously pissing me off!

Teleporting in front of Lettuce, I cross my arms and give them my most, as Kisshu calls it, "do-as-I-say-or-die" glare. Each of the three of them all flinched and began to back away.

"P-Pie-kun." Lettuce wrapped her arms around me and buried her face into my back. I turned and began stroking her hair. Turning my head slightly, I glared at the boys again.

"Lettuce. Point out which one had given you that scratch on your cheek." Lettuce tilted her head, not understanding the language I was speaking. But now I scared them.

"N-No man! We aint did nothing I swear! We aint even touched her yet!" (oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) I dropped my hands from Lettuce and turned to them, giving my "now, you die" glare. I approached them, cracking my knuckles and building a blood-thirsty aura around myself. With each step I took, I said the words that sentenced their deaths.

"Did… You… Just… Say… Yet…?"

MMKM: Ohmygoshimas!

Nikko: Violence! Yay!

Kanna: Oh how sweet. The knight defending his maiden.

Nikko: With violence!

Mith: I'm back!

MMKM: Where were you?

Mith: I was checking out a new high school that I can attend. It's called Cross Academy.

Nikko: No one cares. We care about violence!

MMKM: … Cross Academy?

Shotaro: She's gonna blow!

Computer has suddenly exploded.