Gwahahaha! I mean…Hello everybody! It has been a long time since I updated…okay, so it's been about five or six days, but that's still along time for me. I would updated faster than this, but the internet connection at my house sucks ass, so I have to update at school during one of my classes, which means no updates over the weekend or any days I have off.
Unless a miracle happens and—tadaa!—it doesn't suck ass anymore but…that won't happen. Why won't that happen? Because I have horrible luck. Why do I have terrible luck? because I suck at life.
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Anywho, I have made it to my goal! I have had fifty reviews and at the end of this chapter, just because it's a special event, and the fact that I'm bored, I will personally write a remark to each of your reviews from last chapter.
Oh yeah, the reviews are getting stranger and scarier with each chapter. I like it! It's nice to know that there are people out there as insane as I am. Yay for the psychos!
I also have something else at the end that you all need to read before you review. It's kind of like a survey…but not…you'll know what I mean when you read it.
So……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………here is another episode in the ongoing saga thingy that is Trigun Sleepover!
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Trigun Sleepover
Derpity Derpity Derp
Well, here we are, back at the Gung-Ho Guns's base, a warm happy home of love and peace. Well, hate and pain, but you get the idea. Knives and Vash were sitting on the couch with Legato, who was, as always, busy watching Emeril. He was also busy foaming at the mouth and shaking. He was also mumbling something about 'eggs benedict', but…everyone kind of tried to ignore that.
Vash looked around the room and then at Knives, "Hey, uh…what happened to the fire? And didn't I destroy the couch earlier?"
Knives shrugged, "I don't know. But, I suppose it's one of those questions that's better left unanswered."
"Really?"
"I don't know…"
Legato stood up and slowly walked to the kitchen. He shut the door behind him. A few seconds later, he came back out, carrying Meryl and Dominique. He threw the two shocked women into the living room and went back into the kitchen.
After getting untangled from Dominique, Meryl walked up to Vash, "way to go! You got us kicked out of the kitchen! What a jerk!"
"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything!"
Meryl put her hand in his face, "wha eva! Talk to da hand!"
Knives turned to Vash, "Can't argue with that logic, mofo!" And with that everyone glared at Vash as they left the living room, "Way to ruin everything, mofo!" They said. Zazie just walked up to him and spit on Vash's face.
After a few seconds, Vash was alone. "Well, at least I have the voices to talk to."
"Yeah right, we're leaving this dump, mofo!" The voices in his head said and, with that, they left.
"Hello? Hello…HELLO?!" Vash was very lonely at this point, so he started crying, "Why does everyone keep blaming me for everything…and why do they keep calling me a mofo!? What's that mean, anyways?!"
~Meanwhile…um…some where other than the living room~
E.G. dragged Meryl into his room to show her something. "I'm going to show you something, Meryl." See, told you so.
E.G. was hopping up and down in front of his closet all giggly-like and excited. "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!" He said. At this point Meryl was thinking about making a run for it, but…yeah…she was feeling a bit tired and didn't really feel like it.
E.G. opened his closet.
And Meryl was instantly engulfed in a tsunami of hamsters. Cute little cuddly hamsters…of death. Yeah, that's right. Hundreds of little cuddly death hamsters swarmed the hall ways and dragging Knives and Zazie along with Meryl and E.G.
The four of them were dragged into the living room. Vash jumped up, "Yay! I still have friends!"
"No you don't!" Knives said, risking the chance of suffocating on a hamster to insult his brother.
"Way to go Vash! Look at what you did now, mofo!" Everyone yelled.
"Why am I a mofo?!" Vash cried. Legato came into the room, not seeming to notice the swarm of rodents that engulfed his legs. "Dinner time!"
Everyone was confused. Which is saying something, considering that they all happened to be swimming in a sea of hamsters at the moment, which was pretty confusing to begin with. Vash, naturally the most confused, since he's always confused, pointed to the VCR, "It's 12:00. A little late for dinner, don't you think?"
"You mofo, it's only nine thirty." Knives yelled.
"So, you're saying that none of the Gung-Ho Guns knows how to program the clock on a VCR? That's pitiful."
"Not as pitiful as being a mofo…ya mofo," Knives pointed out.
"He has a point there, Vash," Meryl pointed out.
"Oh, look! Hamsters!" Legato giggled, finally noticing the little animals that were gnawing at his legs. "But they'll have to leave. And I know exactly what to use!" He reached into his coat and quickly pulled out…nothing! "Whoops, missed." He reached back into his coat, and, this time, quickly pulled out Kuroneko. "Go Kuroneko, go!" He tossed the cat into the middle of the hamster swarm. The black cat, wearing a red headband that flowed dramatically in the nonexistent breeze, landed in a ninja battle stance among the hamsters.
All of the hamsters froze, looked at Kuroneko, and stampeded away. Yup, stampeded away right over Vash. Zazie spoke as Vash twitched violently on the ground, "Eeehhh…okay…that was odd. So, Legato, what's for this late night dinner thing?"
Legato reached into his coat, yelling, "Duck ala ranj!" he pulled out a bunch of live quacking ducks and threw them at everyone.
Zazie was the only one intelligent enough to be worried, "Hey, guys, isn't duck ala ranj that French dish where they set the ducks on fire?" Everyone suddenly stopped fighting the rabid ducks and looked at each other, "Crap…" They turned to Legato, who happened to be holding a flamethrower.
To make a short story long, Vash was set on fire, and Legato, oddly enough, didn't bother to go after anyone else.
Zazie walked up to Vash, "Way to go, mofo! You almost got us burned!"
The other Gung-Ho Guns suddenly popped out of nowhere screaming, "Pillow fight!" they started hitting each other with pillows and any conveniently placed blunt objects.
Monev ran at Legato and brought his pillow down, slamming Legato in the shoulder, skewering the pillow on the psychic's spike shoulder thingies. Legato used his mind to pick up, not a pillow, but the entire living room set and sent the couch and chairs flying. He missed everyone though, cuz he doesn't have very good aim. You wouldn't either, if you had hair covering one of your eyes. Come on, the man must have no depth perception whatsoever.
Wolfwood and Milly (who was wearing a pot on her head for no apparent reason) walked into the living room. Wolfwood took one look at the Gung-Ho Guns, Vash, Meryl, and the ducks, all of whom were in the middle of a very disturbing pillow fight (or in Legato's case, a furniture fight). He looked at Milly. He didn't say anything at first, since he was wondering why she had a pot on her head. He shrugged and said "Let's go back to my room."
"Okay dokey then," Milly said. "PUDDING!" she screamed and her eye twitched and a little bit of drool fell down her chin. Wolfwood was a bit shocked, but just shrugged it off, figuring that she was just going through the symptoms of Pudding Deprivation.
And, with that they left to return to the activity they had just finished. I'm not getting anymore detailed than that. You'll have to use your imaginations for the rest. Or you won't. I decided not to use my imagination, lest I create mental images that will force me to go to therapy.
But then again, I'll probably be going there anyways.
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That was really stupid.
And speaking of stupid, here's my remarks to your reviews that I promised. I made them a bit long, but…oh well:
Lydia: Yeah, I knew that about Kenshin and Legato. I figured it out myself, and man that was really shocking and disturbing. Those are two guys that shouldn't have anything in common, much less the same voice. And as for enjoying this story too much…hehehe…I'm glad you like it.
Cloud-Bahamut: Sheesh, don't die! And for you're idea for characters from other animes, keep on reading and you'll see that I'm going to use it. I do hope to have Vash and Knives use their angel arms, but I'm waiting to think of the perfect stupid reason for it.
Oh yeah, don't hurt me with your impotent…er…I mean, omnipotent powers. Wait…how did you die twice? Oh yeah, and thanks for putting me on your favorite author's list even though the story had apparently killed you twice already.
Imateensosueme: Yes, Vash was droped on his head a lot, but that was Rem's fault. Stupid hippie. I can just picture her dropping Vash and his hair getting stuck in the ground and he's upside down flailing his arms.
As for the Legato meaning 'the cat', it is actually means: A smooth, even style without any noticeable break between the notes, which describes the way he speaks.
Legato: Finally someone who knows what my name really means!
Shut up Legato. Go play in traffic or something. As for the therapy hint thingy, that I will probably use…soon. Thanks for reviewing most of the chapters. Four out of six is pretty good. And you have me as one of your favorite authors…woah…thanks!
Ravenclaw42: Oh great, another person's gonna die from my story. If this keeps going on, I'm gonna get sued. Holy crap, you spelled extraordinarily correctly…that's really weird. I used your pillow fight idea. Thanks for liking my story, just don't suffocate from it, okay? I don't need a bunch of dead people complaining that my story killed them.
Lil Kayke: *Hugs* Thanks for reviewing half my chapters and having me as one of your favorite authors! I'm really happy that you're happy that I used your idea and you should feel very special that you're an over excited teenage girl on crack. Why? Because you scare me, and I figure (using my twisted excuse for logic) that's a something to be proud of. But, you really shouldn't snort pixie sticks. The little sugar crystals are really sharp and if you sneeze, it ends up hurting. Alot. Not as if that ever stoppedededed me, though.
Celestrial Dragon: *hugs back* Thank you! Of course Legato's fun to torture! These Trigun comedies would be nothing without him. Well, him and Milly, since she's also an easy target. Keep on reading and reviewing and I'll keep on writing.
Chaotic Pink Chocobo: *hugs!* yay! You've reviewed for all the chapters except for the first one! And for your question about why Kuroneko-sama was in the fridge…well, how am I supposed to know? It's not like I live there. And yes, eventually Legato will have his comeuppance…or he won't. Either way will still be pretty funny. Thanks for all your reviews!
CaptainMurphysMistress: *glomps savagely* YAY! You've reviewed five out of six of the chapters and you have me as one of your favorite authors! As for your request…sure, why not? It's not like I've got anything better to do with my time! Anyways, thanks for all the reviews and loving my fic. You're awesome!
Miss Caribbean: Yeah, not all of these chapters can be gems. I have to admit that I should have spent a little more time on that chapter. Surprisingly, I usually go through two or three drafts with most chapters. (They don't automatically come out funny. In fact, some of the rough drafts were painful to read) Chapter six wasn't revised much. Anyways, thanks for reviewing half the chapters…I agree that you obviously have a dirty and kinky mind, and I also agree that some of your ideas shouldn't be shared. Ahh, who am I kidding, the dirtier the better! Well…not when it comes to Knives and Legato making out…*shudders* that's really creepy and disturbing…so, naturally I'm gonna use it!
Miyosha: *bows* There are a lot of other fics that are funny. If you like this story, go read some stories by Ala, Closet-Monster, or Yuneek Chikinz. They are hilarious! There's more funny authors out there that I can't even think of. I still enjoy the compliment, though! Thankies!
Beckira: *hugs really hard* You reviewed five out of six of the chapters! You rule! That review has got have been the best one I have gotten so far! Carl must really have some funky moves. Oh, yeah, and tell Carl that I thank him for his special guest appearance! And make sure you both keep on reviewing!
Raditz: What do you mean that I used your idea for a plot hole? This entire story is a plot hole! Thanks for the Jason Voorhees idea, it was really random and dumb…so it was RANDUMB! I loved it! Sorry that Jason cried though. Knives is a jerk. But, then again, if he was a nice genocidal maniac he wouldn't be very scary. Also, thanks for reviewing two thirds of the chapters.
Roganu-Chan: You're right, the idea of this story having an ending (which would imply a plotline) is pretty funny. Thanks for reviewing half of my chapters!
Darkraven51: I'm glad that you found it amusing. Just make sure that you don't suffocate from the laughter and die like a few of the other reviewers did. *throws head back and cackles maniacally*
Soul-Mage: Apparently you really like my story, since you have me as one for your favorite authors! If feel proud that my story was able to make a positive impact on your life. Ya know, making you go all demented and everything. That is my way of improving the world. I like your idea, but I finished this chapter before I read it, so it'll have to come later…maybe in the next chapter.
There, those were weird. And there were a lot of them. I hope I got everyone. I might keep on making remarks from now on for the next chapters if I have the time to.
And now for the moment you've all been waiting for, even though you had no clue that it was going to happen!
In the next chapter I would like a cameo of a character from a different anime, but I decided that instead of me picking which character and throwing him into this hell hole, I mean, story, I'm going to let you, the readers, pick from the list below. I will tally the votes and the winning character will appear in the next chapter.
The choices are:
1. Sanosuke Sagara from Rurouni Kenshin
2. Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin
3. Inu Yasha from Inu Yasha
4. Miroku from Inu Yasha
5. Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
6. Yusuke Yurameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho
7. Haruka from FLCL
Now that you have the choices, write your review and add the name of the character you want entered! You will find the answer in the next chapter!