Finally, I uploaded something on here for this story. Sorry to those of you who have been waiting. Also I would like to add that there is a longer side story to this one, Lungs of Steel. It is about the community service mishaps that Lenora is making the League do. You should go read that one as well as it has Lenora..and who doesn't love her.
Another off day for the team meant that the day would be boring as ever, but luckily for the girls, Lenora had other plans. Artemis, Megan, Caira, Adelle, and Zatanna, who had recently joined the team, were now following her around the mall, eagerly looking into shops. Megan still had never been to a mall before so she was the most excited. "That dress is so pretty!" She exclaimed spying a dress in the window of a store. "Well let's go try it on! We've got all day," replied Lenora.
She was happy to get these girls out of the mountain; she hated them to be cooped up there. Even though Caira and Adelle were not officially part of the team, they were always hanging out at the mountain. Lenora loved her children dearly. She really didn't go out much publicly as she could easily lose control and change, ruining hers and her family's secret identity. If she did go out, it was either with Bruce or her kids, but now that they were continuously gone, she cooped herself up in the mansion with Alfred. She was lonely to say the least and she missed the days when Adam, Adelle, Caira, and Dick weren't always so busy with the League. She almost didn't want the twins or Caira to join the League, but who was she to stop them from doing the right thing.
Megan was modeling the dress for her audience. It was a cute teal dress with a bubble hem. It fit her to the tee and she looked radiant in it. "I love it!" She squealed out. "Then let's get it, Megan," replied Lenora. "Yeah, it looks great." Artemis placed her opinion in too. "I think it's beautiful," came Zatanna's approval. "Us too!" Said Caira and Adelle. "But I don't have any money," Megan almost whispered shyly. "But...," Lenora butted in, "I have Bruce's credit card." She gave them all a sly smile.
No one really knew how the conversation started, but they were now attempting to explain to Megan and Zatanna what a "sexy car wash scene" was. "Like I said," Artemis continued, "It's when some girl is trying to get the attention of some guy in a bikini." "It's like sex...on a car. Yeah, that's pretty much it," Adelle added. "What's sex?" Asked Caira and all the girls gave her a funny look. "I was just kidding, meow." She stuck her tongue out and winked. "It sounds disturbing," said Zatanna giving the older girls an awkward look. Megan just blushed and everyone assumed she was imagining her and Connor.
"A car wash is much more than that girls. It's sexy to men and empowering to us, because we look great and are proud of our bodies!" Lenora continued her speech about car washes and sexy-ness and how everything inbetween made perfect sense. "Sounds like someone's done that before," Adelle nudged her mother. Lenora gave a wink to her daughter, "I don't think you want to know what your dad and I do, especially after what you guys saw the oth..." She couldn't even finish her sentence as Adelle and Caira began to wail and make puking noises at her. The other three girls were thoroughly confused and chose to ignore it.
"Anyway, back to the car wash...You know what? I need to teach you this first hand, and besides, it's bikini season anyway." The others did not hesitate to follow her. They all had tainted, devious thoughts at this point. Lenora had that effect on people.
The boys did not have such a fun day with Batman, or rather, Bruce. They spent the entire day doing hand to hand combat against him, and needless to say, they were exhausted. So was Bruce. They had returned to the mountain to try and relax before the girls got back, but they could hear loud music coming from the hanger where the bikes and the Bioship were.
"I guess the girls beat us, huh?" Noted Connor. "Yeah, they went to the mall I think," Dick answered him. "Aw man! We should have gone, too," Wally began complaining and everyone just tried to tune him out. "I believe that the training was much needed. Thank you, Bat...," Kaldur attempted to call him by his actual identity. Bruce nodded at the boy and quickly reached for his credit card deep in his wallet. He figured it wouldn't be there. "Wonder how much damage they did," he whispered loud enough for the boys to hear.
By then, they had reached the door of the hanger, and the music was practically booming out from behind the door. "What the hell are they doing?" Adam asked, but then said, "Oh wait, they're with our mother...We should be worried." Bruce proceeded to open the door, only to find his wife, two daughters, and three team members in bikinis and heels washing the Bioship and bikes. They boys' jaws dropped. The song they had heard playing nearly burst their eardrums, "Workin' at the car wash, woh woh woh woh~, Workin' at the car wash yeah,"
Lenora looked up from leaning over one of the bikes, "Hey good lookin'!" She walked over to Bruce slowly and slid her hands up to his shoulders. She gave him a kiss and then asked, "What did you all do today?" Bruce smiled at her and placed his hands on her hips, gently tugging on the waistband of the bikini bottoms. The rest of the team suddenly became very uncomfortable. Bruce ignored them and looked Lenora straight in the eye and said, "I hear you spent $532 on my card today."
"So I guess not everyone is seduced by the almighty 'sexy car wash'", Artemis commented as the girls and boys left Lenora to sink under the glare of the Batman. "Her plans usually," Adam began as Adelle finished, "...end up like this." "I'm still trying to get the image of my mother in a bikini out of my mind." "Oh it wasn't bad, dude! Your mom is hot!" "Wally!" The team looked at him disgusted. "Well, we're already in our bathing suits so why don't we go to the beach?" Megan suggested to change the awkward subject. "Yeah! Let's go!" Shouted Caira as she ran toward the zeta tubes. "Um, Caira...the beach is right outside," Kaldur mentioned. "Oh, right."
"Babe, I'm sorry. I just got a little carried away...as usual," Lenora smiled nervously at her husband as she attempted to back into a wall. He approached her and grabbed a hold of her shoulders, asking, "What am I going to do with you?" Lenora couldn't have been mistaken; she saw a glint of mischief in his eyes. Her instincts began kicking in and she wrapped her arms around his neck, inching her almost naked body closer to him. "Yes Bruce. What are you going to do with me?"
Thank goodness Mt. Justice was empty for the time being.
Remember to read Lungs of Steel, it's a longer chapter made of many chapters!