Hey, this is chapter 7. Man, it's raining outside. Well, this time I am typing this while I am waiting for pizza to arrive at my house, but it takes so long, so I am typing this on an empty stomach. Well, here's chapter 7.

Negi was still trying to endure the pain of having both of twins on his back.

"Uhh… okay… as long… as you two… let me… live," Negi gasped.

"Oh, sorry Negi," Fumika said.

"Yeah, sorry about that," Fuka said.

Both girls got off of Negi's now breaking back, and helped him up.

"So Negi, where should we meet?" Fuka said.

"And what time will suit you, Negi?" Fumika said.

"WAIT! YOU MEAN DATE YOU BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?" Negi said surprisingly.

Both girls nodded very innocently.

"Yup," both girls said.

Negi thought about it. He could barely handle one of the twins, taking both on at the same time is suicide, but there was no other way around it.

"Okay, I will go out with both of you at the same time," Negi finally said.

"YAY!!!" both girls screamed.

So, what about we all meet at the arcade tomorrow at noon?" Negi asked.

"Sure," Fuka said.

"That will be fine, Negi," Fumika said.

Both girls ran away so fast, but so loudly that it looked like a hurricane was headed down the halls. When Negi saw that both girls were out of sight, he headed back to his dorm. Just when he reached the door to his dorm, he felt a warm breathing down his neck, and when he looked behind him, he saw Kaede. She looked very tired.

"Beware the twins," Kaede said solemnly.

"Why? Are they being controlled by an evil force?" Negi asked.

Then Kaede's voice went back to normal and said, "Naw, but they are really tiring. Even Disneyland could not stop those two."

Negi gasped and said, "That's impossible. No person on earth could possibly be full of energy after going into that hell hole."
"Well, they did it, so watch yourself, nin nin," Kaede said. Then she walked away.

When Negi finally came back to his senses, he entered his dorm. Right when he entered, he saw that Chamo and Asuna were asleep, but then he saw someone sitting in a chair across the room in the dark.

"Where have you been?" Konoka said coldly.

Negi was beginning to be creeped out by Konoka.

"Nowhere," Negi said.

"Then what do you call this," Konoka said while throwing something that looked like crack on the floor in front of Negi.

"I… I don't know. Sugar?" Negi said very frightened.

Then Konoka turned on the lights, and Konoka was smiling.

"Uh, sorry about that Negi, but I had to practice my acting somehow." Konoka said cheerfully.

"Oh, hehehe, well, you had me creeped out there," Negi said, and he wasn't lying, he was going to run back outside to get away from her.

"Well, better get to sleep, right Negi?" Konoka said.

"Yeah, sure," Negi said.

When Konoka went back to bed, Negi put on his pajamas and fell fast asleep. When he woke up, he saw that it was already 8:00. He did his morning routine, and sat down to watch some television. On the news, he saw that there had been a car crash caused by two girls. The witnesses described the girls who caused the crash. When the sketch was shown, Negi saw thatit was Fuka and Fumika.

"Huh, well, I guess it wasn't that big of a surprise," Negi thought.

Negi got up and went to dress up in his normal clothes even though his date didn't start for another 3 hours. He wore a white polo shirt, jeans, and a pair of checkered VANS (the shoes I wear now). He left the dorms and saw Ayaka in a fight with Asuna. Negi was about to stop their fighting, but then he thought, "Ahh, what's the point."

Then Negi to the gym to see if anything interesting was going on. When he got there, he saw that the gymnastics team was practicing. He could spot Makie still being the hyperactive girl she always was. When Makie spotted Negi, she took her ribbon and somehow was able to wrap it around his neck and shoot him in the air. When Negi landed, he was seeing stars because he landed on his head.

"Oh, sorry Negi," Makie said innocently.

After Negi was able to take off the ribbon he said, "It's all right, my floor broke my fall."

Makie just smiled and said, "So Negi, what are you doing here?"

"I was just passing time. Oh crap, I got to go," Negi said.

"Okay, see ya later," Makie said.

Negi ran out of the gym. He did not say he had to go because he wanted to get away from Makie, but he really needed to head for the arcade. When he got there, it was exactly noon. He saw that the twins were talking to the cops, but then the cops left away sadly. When Negi went up to the twins, he asked:

"What was that about?"

"We were just talking to the MAN," Fuka said.

"What?" Negi asked.

"You know, the MAN, the poe poe, 5-0," Fuka said.

"Or you can call them the police," Fumika said.

"Oh, was that about the car crash thing?" Negi asked.

"Yeah, we were running in the streets when a car just flew over us, it was so cool," Fuka said.

"Yeah, you should have sent those other cars burn. It looked like Christmas in Hollywood," Fumika said.

"Right," Negi said. "So how did you two get out of getting trouble?"
"Oh, that was easy, we just told the cops we were orphans and didn't know better," Fuka said.

"Yeah. LYING, the most powerful tool," Fumika said.

"Hehehe, well we better get going," Negi said.

"Okay," the twins said.

The three of them thought it would be cool to watch a movie. So the three of them walked the movie theaters and got tickets to see BORAT. Fuka and Fumika both went to get popcorn, soda, candy, and peanuts, and they made Negi pay for them all. After they got their food, they went into the theater. Fuka and Fumika sat on the sides of Negi, so he was surrounded. The twins were laughing almost uncontrollably. The people in the back of them said:

"Oh, isn't that cute, that little boy has two girlfriends who are almost the same size as him."

The other person said, "Yeah, he's lucky, I didn't have two 9 year old girls when I was that guys age.

After the movie ended, Fuka and Fumika were still hungry, even though they ate all that stuff in the theater. So they all went to get some parfaits. When they got their and got their parfait to share, Fuka said:

"You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, 'Let's get some parfait,' they say, 'No, I don't like no parfait'?"

Fumika said, "Parfait's gotta be the tastiest thing on the whole damn planet!"

After they finished their parfait, Negi paid, AGAIN, and since it was 5:00, the twins decided it would be a good idea to go walk to the arcade to play some games. When they got their, Negi put in his money to get lots of tokens. Fuka and Fumika both went to play some Dance Dance Revolution. Negi also played, but how's a good way to say this, he sucked, and I mean a lot. After Negi got tired, he sat down and listened to the arcade music:

Let's find a rock
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy

And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-ass rock

I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -

Malcolm
Unh, that's Malcolm.

And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord

The world is cold when you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself

You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls.
You know what the son of a bitch said? "Drop dead, asshole."

People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor
and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...

What'd he say?

"I'm low on nails."

People are selfish pricks.

Another time, now get this,
I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed,
you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug.

"Okay," Negi said.

The twins both came to Negi and took him outside. They just took dragged him to wherever they were going. When they stopped, they stopped at the World Tree.

"Remember Negi, this is the first place where we were alone with you," Fuka said.

"Yeah, that was a good," Negi said.

"So, lets go up," Fumika said.

They climbed up the tree. When they got to the same branch as last time, they sat down.

"Negi, I had a really good time today," Fumika said.

"Yeah, today was my real first date," Fuka said.

"Hehehe, yeah, it was pretty fun," Negi admitted.

Then at that moment, Fumika kissed Negi on the lips. But then Fuka interrupted by saying:
"Fumika, that's not how you do it."
Fuka took Negi from Fumika and started kissing.

"That's not fair, Fuka," Fumika said, so she took Negi and started kissing him again.

Then Fuka took Negi away again, and then Fumika took him back, and it kept on going like that for a few minutes until Negi passed out. When Negi regained consciousness, both of the girls apologized, and then they both kissed him.

"We had fun Negi," Fuka said.

"Hope we can do it again," Fumika said.

Then both girls climbed down and went to the dorms. A few minutes later, Negi also went down the tree. We he landed on the floor, he saw Yue. He saw that she was carrying a lot of books, so he went up to her and said:
"Let me help you with those."
Yue blushed a little and said:
"No thanks, I'm fine."
"No really, I'm heading in the same direction as you, so it's all right."

Negi took half of the books Yue was holding. They walked to the dorms and ended up at Yue's door.

"Umm… thanks for your help Negi," Yue said.

"No problem," Negi said.

There was a slight awkward pause. Then Yue worked up her courage and said:

"Negi, will you go out with me?"

Well, that's chapter 7. Hope it was at least a little good, but remember, I am really hungry. Oh, and the song lyrics I used were from the band, THE FULL MONTY, and the song is called, BIG ASS ROCK. If you have any time, hear the real song, it's really funny. Review and tell me who want next to be Negi's next victim. Chapter 8 will be up soon.