Well what a surprise…

Kelly sat in one of the Fan chairs as the stadium people were setting up. Maria sat next to her…not talking to her face to face. But texting her.

Maria; Kissie Kissie Jeffie Is SOOOOOOOO sexxi sexxi sexxi! He makes me naughty xD

Kelly; Oh that is NOT what I said!!!!

Maria; How r yew so sure?? U were all Mmmmm Mmmm Jeffie tastes yummy!

Kelly; …What the hell is wrong with u Maria?

Maria; I'm a tad horny xD

Kelly; Amazing to know thanks.

Jeff sneaked up on Kelly and started massaging her shoulders. WHOA! Kelly thought.

Maria; Hot! Ok if u don't sleep wif him I am!

Kelly; SHUSH!

Jeff whispered in Kelly's ear "You girls are so weird." He smiled.

"Mmmm…Why'd you stop!" Kelly took Jeff's hand but he pulled it away as if she burned him. John was standing near the door at the other end of the stadium. He wasn't looking at them thankfully but she knew he was going crazy.

Jeff sat next to Maria. "So what's up with you girlies?"

"Nothing," Maria got closer to Jeff, "Just really lonely.."

"MARIA!!! Bad girl!"

"Hey you got back with John! What I can't be nice with Jeff?"

It has been at least 2 weeks since the whole John wanted to kill Jeff ordeal. Jeff had gotten very comfortable around all the divas. Which is okay but weird.

"I have a friend coming over from TNA. She's taking a break for a little so she'll hang with us for awhile." Jeff said as Kelly hung on ever "She".

"What's her name?" Maria said looking at Jeff very desperate like. Maria is so going to get a rep if she doesn't quit it out.

"Velvet Sky." Jeff said with a smile as if he was remembering something.

"Sounds like a stripper name." Kelly blurted out.

Jeff laughed innocently "Her real name is Jamie. That's just her Ring Name."

"That's not a very vicious wrestling name."

"I think it's Cute!" Maria said sitting up in her chair.

Maria always gets really horny for some reason every month. Okay so it's not her period 'cause when she gets her period she is the biggest bitch the world has ever seen.

"When do we get to meet her?" Kelly said trying to shut up Maria, who had been flirty talking with Jeff for a couple seconds.

"Tonight." Jeff looked excited.

"Is she your girl friend?" Kelly asked.

Jeff hesitated. "She's just a really good friend." Jeff got up. "I gotta get going."

Maria and Kelly waved goodbye.

Maria; He so slept with her.

Kelly; Blow Job city! XD

Maria; Nasty yum yum!

Kelly; lol you're so weird!

Maria; Totally!

Kelly; Maria go find Randy if you're so bored.

Maria; He's not here yet. But when he is…BANG BANG CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

Kelly; No more Monsters okay?

Maria; I would say okay but I'd be lying to u.

Later that night after the show...

Kelly was waiting outside the Hotel with Jeff. Jeff seemed excited to see his Blow Job Buddy, as Maria put it. Kelly sighed. She missed Maria. She went off with her…how'd she put it...Lover. Haha that's right her Lover Randy Orton.

Jeff smiled when he got a text apparently from Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky is still a weird name, Kelly Thought. A very nice 2010 Camaro appeared. Velvet jumped out at the sight of Jeff when the car parked. She had short brown hair streaked with Blonde. She was defiantly really hot. She jumped up on Jeff giving him a huge hug. Jeff hugged her back tight and then whispered something in her ear Kelly couldn't hear. She hopped down from Jeff and looked at Kelly, amazed. Everyone knew Kelly was beautiful.

Kelly Smiled "Hi, I'm Kelly. It's nice to meet you Velvet."

Velvet smiled back and gave a little greeting wave to Kelly "It's nice to meet you too"

"Jeff told me you like going by Velvet."

She looked up at Jeff "I do. Thanks. Wow your more then Jeff told me about."

"Jeff said stuff about me?" Kelly kept smiling as she looked up at Jeff with dagger eyes.

"All good things. He kinda"- Velvet Laughed- "Told me about the accident thing. I thought it was sooo cute and funny. But other than that he just tells me all the crazy things you and Maria and Him an Matt get into."

Kelly laughed blushing at Jeff. "Yeah that was funny." Kelly looked back at Velvet. "Would you want to go ditch this loser and meet Maria?"

Velvet busted out laughing. "Of course!" She turned to Jeff kissed him on the cheek and followed Kelly over to the Hotel where Maria was.

Well what a surprise Jeff has a girlfriend…