Theme/Prompt: Travel

OkiKagu Month 2016

Rating: K+ / PG (Language)

Word Count: 446

"Kagura, I'm breaking up with you." Sougo stated.

She put on her poker face and blinked, "Hah? Are you really that afraid that you're willing to break up with me?"

The newlyweds sat across from each other at the terminal waiting to board their spaceship.

Sougo was anxious, never once flew into outer space, leaving behind his home planet. He gripped the armrest so tightly that one side broke.

"Don't be a baby, flying to space is like being on an airplane. Only, you're million light years away from Earth." Kagura's words were not much encouragement to calm her husband down.

"No, no, no, I don't want to go!" He said in a very high-pitched tone. Sweat poured down his face, soaking his t-shirt.

His wife looked at him in contempt. "I never knew I married such insecure man…" She thought.

"Besides, why are we going to Waiiha anyway?"

"The Boss Lady and Shinpachi gave us tickets to go for our honeymoon. I wasn't going to say no." She explained.

In reality, the tickets were free because they bought so many boxes of chocolate covered macadamia nuts that the planet store gave them two vouchers to visit the planet again.

"You can't take the sun and the heat. It's a horrible place for you." Sougo tried to convince his wife that this entire trip was a bad idea.

"I have my sun hat and I bought this experimental sunscreen, it is 2,050 SPF. Don't want you want to see me in my new swimsuit?" She winked at him, moving over her collar, exposing a pink strap.

Kagura accidentally knocked over the lotion with her elbow. Some of the contents dribbled onto the seat next to her. The seat began to smoke.

Sougo's eye twitched and began to shake his head, slowly moving away from his wife, hoping to escape this trip.

The announcement for their boarding group was called over the speakerphone.

"Sou-" Kagura turned her head to talk her husband, nowhere to be seen.

She looked around and spotted him run to the closest exit.

"We're not going to miss our honeymoon!" She yelled out.

The pissed Yato zoomed over and confronted her husband. She kneed him right in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. Kagura caught his fall and flung him over her shoulder walking over to the gate.

The crowd watched her in fear with her husband over her shoulder. She gave the tickets to the woman at the kiosk.

"Enjoy for your flight." The woman said nervously to her.

"Thank you, it's our honeymoon." Kagura smiled ear to ear, smacking the butt over her shoulder before entering into the spaceship.

Author's Note: Another prompt done!

Waiiha is the planet that's summer all year around. Same one when Otae and Shinpachi went after Obi-One died. It's like Hawaii, but not…

I had the idea when the Shinsengumi captains were following the Commissioner's daughter on their date. Okita flew out of his seat on the rollercoaster.