A/N: Yar har har...here's chapter seven of NHSC, enjoy!

Chapter 7 – O.E.K.A?

"Is everyone clear on what your homework is…?" Mrs.Anko, the art teacher, smiled brightly as she looked over the class, hands on her hips. Art class was fun…for the most part, except for the fact that the teacher was completely out of her mind...But then again, once you think about it, aren't most art teachers?

BRRIIINNNNGGGG!

"Hasta manana, See you tomorrow!" She grinned, picking up random pencils and paint brushes left on the tables as the students pushed their chairs in and ran out of the room. Naruto slowly stood, yawning and wiping a smudge of paint off his face, noticing a blur of black out of the corner of his eye. The blonde turned to face the thing, soon to find himself set over a sleeping Uchiha Sasuke whom was currently drooling all over his desk.

"Mn…"

"S-Sasuke…" He muttered, tapping his shoulder while swinging his blue backpack over one of his. "Sasuke, wake up!"

"Hnm…"

"Sasuke!"

"Not, now…I…I…Argh…A-aah…ooh…too hard…" Naruto's eye twitched at the Uchiha's odd mumblings and he took a step backwards, an eyebrow raised.

'What the fuck is he dreaming about?!'

"ARGH…DAMMIT SASUKE!" The blonde yelled, whacking the back of the raven-haired boy's head with his notebook.

"WAAGH! Wh-wha…?" Sasuke frantically looked around the classroom, and then directly at Naruto who was standing behind him with his arms crossed. "UZUMAKI!" Sasuke growled, yanking the notebook out of his friend's hand and smacking the blonde back with it.

"Ow! Hey…! I was just waking you up, ya bastard!" Naruto cringed, looking back at the now standing Sasuke with one eye open.

"Wha-?" He muttered, yawning. "Oh, I know…I just felt like hitting you." Sasuke smirked, stuffing his school crap in his backpack and following the blonde out the door.

"I hate you." Naruto growled, scowling.

"Thanks."

"Did you even hear what Anko-Sensei wanted us to do for homework…?" Naruto turned to Sasuke, whom raised an eyebrow.

"Eh…No. But knowing her it's probably really weird."

"Well…Yeah, I guess."

"What exactly does she want us to do…?" Sasuke looked back down at the blonde, a confused look on his face.

"Draw a picture of your favorite animal doing…something." The instant Sasuke heard, this wide smirk spread across his face as suddenly bolted for his locker. Startled, Naruto quickly followed after him…He knew exactly what that look meant.

"N-No…Sasuke! It's gotta be School appropriate! SCHOOL APPROPRIATE!" He yelled, tripping over himself. "Oomph!" He landed flat on his face. "…ow…" Naruto shook, struggling to stand and gather his things which were now all over the floor. "D-damn…"

"Is this yours?" A Voice from above him…wait, even better, a female's voice? Naruto slowly glanced upwards, only to find-

"Oh, Hey Hinata-Chan." The blonde muttered, taking his math book back. She simply smiled and bent over to help him pick up the rest of his supplies.

"Are you ok?" She asked, looking straight at him. Naruto flinched, blushing slightly.

"Y-y-yeah…" He mumbled out, placing the last of the stuff in his pack and standing up next to her. "So…w-what class are you heading too…?"

"Um…just Pre-Vet."

"Really? That sounds so fun!" The blonde perked up, smiling.

"It is…there are lots of class pets too, like rabbits and birds…and sometimes you can bring your pets in to show everyone."

"Cool! I would totally bring Queso in if I had that class." Naruto said. "I wonder how she's doing in my apartment…I haven't left her alone for this long before."

"Tch…hopefully not pissing on anything." Sasuke joined in the conversation from behind them.

"Thanks Sasuke. Way to make me feel better." Naruto huffed. Sasuke just ruffled the blonde's hair.

"I'm sure she's fine Dobe." He said. "Now let's get to class before we're late and Kakashi kicks our sorry asses." Sasuke smirked, turning into Kakashi-Sensei's classroom, and looking back at the two teens. "Oh, Hey Hinata."

"Hi Sasuke-San! See you guys at lunch, I guess." She smiled, before continuing down the hallway.

BRRRIIIIINNNNNGGG!

"Ack! Get to the seats!" Naruto yelled, pushing Sasuke down at his desk and sitting himself right next to him.

"Hello, my lovely students!" Kakashi exclaimed, walking into the classroom. The class just stared back at him with blank faces. "Right then." He said, rubbing the back of his head. "Today, we're going to learn about-"

"Psst…hey, Naruto!" Sasuke whispered out of the side of his mouth. The blonde turned to him, annoyed.

"What do you want?!"

"You got any gum?"

"No! Why don't you go back to sleep or something?!"

" 'Cuz! I'm not tired!"

"Then shut up and pay attention!"

"Ha, are you kidding? Listening to Kakashi ramble on about Benjamin Franklin is like watching a brick wall grow."

"Wait…B-but brick walls don't-"

"EXACTLY."

"Oh…I guess your right, he is really boring…but I want an 'A' dammit!" He whispered back to the raven-haired boy, annoyed. "Plus…I don't feel like getting a detention today so, can ya go bother some other kid?" Sasuke sighed, turning back to face the front of the classroom were Kakashi was drawing a shitty picture of a turkey.

"W-what the hell…?!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Is that supposed to be a turkey or Rock Lee!?"

"I am not a turkey Sasuke!" A familiar voice whispered from behind the raven-haired teen. Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as he slowly glanced behind him.

"…Lee…" He muttered.

"Yes, Sasuke?" He answered cheerfully.

"Shut up before I strangle you."

"Sasuke!"

"WHAT?!" He whispered harshly, abruptly turning the Naruto.

"I hope you're not trying to start another fight…!"

"I AM NOT…"

"Right…you remember what happened last time…don't you…?"

"That wasn't my fault! Kiba started it! And the toilet wouldn't have over flown if his head wasn't so friggin' big!"

"His head wouldn't even have been in the toilet in the first place if you hadn't shoved it in there!"

"His bitchy dog bit my ass and ate my homework! I still have a zero for that assignment you know!"

"You're just jealous the he's going out with Sakura!"

"Boys…Is there a problem…?" Both teens slowly looked up from their conversation to find Kakashi standing over their desks and the rest of the class staring at them as well.

"N-no sir." Naruto stuttered out.

"Very well then. Let this be a warning." The white-haired man glared at the pair with the one eye had had uncovered. The boys both nodded as the man turned back to the front of the classroom and pointed a yard stick to the chalkboard. "By the way, Uchiha, I'd like to see you draw a better turkey." He said, raising an eyebrow expectantly. Sasuke glared back at the teacher, angrily standing up, tromping over to the board, yanking a piece of chalk out of the teacher's hand, and putting it to the blackboard.

A half an hour later, the entire class sat stunned at this amazingly extravagant picture of a turkey eating the innards of Kakashi-sensei. Sasuke smirked, placing the chalk back down and placing his hands on his hips. "There." Was all he said.

"…Sasuke..." Kakashi muttered. "…If this picture wasn't so amazing…I would have you sent to the principals office for drawing something so violent in school. Nice save." The Uchiha raised an eyebrow. "Now go back to your seat and don't talk again."

"Tch." Sasuke muttered at he sat back down in his seat. Naruto turned to him with this freaked-out look on his face.

"D-dude…"

"What?!"

"You…you're…really good at drawing."

"What's your point."

"I don't know, I just…never noticed."

"Art is the only subject I don't completely fail at, Dobe."

"Apparently." Naruto answered, blinking in surprise.

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"Hey guys!" Naruto grinned at his two friends as he and Sasuke placed their lunch trays on the table. Their small 4th shift lunch group generally consisted of Gaara and Hinata, and occasionally Sakura and Neji. Sasuke also had the same lunch shift as his older brother and his creepy senior friends, usually Deidara, Sasori and Kisame, since the rest of his posse usually skipped school altogether. But, to the Uchiha's relief, Itachi sat way at the other end of the cafeteria.

"Anything new going on?" The blonde asked to no one in particular.

"You know the talent show is coming up." Gaara muttered, immediately glancing at Sasuke.

"Oh yeah…!" Hinata smiled. "You think we should play?"

"Naw." Sasuke muttered. The rest looked at him, disappointed. "The talent show is a waste of time."

"B-but…"

"Oh well, I only brought is up because Kiba's band is going to be there." Gaara said.

"WHAT?!" Sasuke slammed a fist on the table, causing everyone to jump in surprise.

"…eh…?" Naruto muttered.

"Change of plans, my little gang of happiness." Sasuke smirked evilly as the blonde raised an eyebrow. "Do you realize what this means?" He asked.

"Let me guess…you want to embarrass Inuzuka in front of Sakura."

"Bullseye." Sasuke smirked. "We'll '' call it, 'Operation Embarrass Kiba's Ass'…O.E.K.A. It won't only deal with the talent show…whenever any of you see that bastard around Haruno…GET HIM."

"Eh…right…" Naruto muttered, slapping a hand to his forehead in disbelief.

"Sasuke…you're completely out of your mind." Hinata muttered.

"Agreed." Said Gaara. "But…it sounds fun so…"

"Let's do it." Sasuke narrowed his eyes, grinning evilly.

A/N: LOL Poor Kiba, he better watch out. XD BTW, I'm running out of ideas..so if anyone has any ideas for how to embarrass Kiba...or anything else you might want to see Sasuke and Naruto do...please tell me via reveiw (Or DevART if that's how you get here) and I'll consider putting it in the story. Otherwise...you might have to wait longer for new chapter 'cuz I'll be sitting around trying to think of ideas. LOL