Jaune was in deep thought as he practiced watching a movie with Tequila Joseph, who kept saying stuff about how he got his nails done.
"Jaune. Posture." Jonathan reminded, Jaune obeyed and absent mindedly sat straight.
Maybe it's just the alcohol, being drunk brings out sides about people you never knew existed. But did she mean what she said? No way. Jaune denied it in his mind. "Hmph!" Joseph stood up and tore his dress off.
"Wha-"
"How are you going to date someone if you're not going to pay attention, Jauney?" Joseph said in his normal voice as he snapped his fingers in front of the blonde.
"Huh- Wha? Sorry! I was just lost in thought..." he apologized.
"Jaune, presence of mind is clearly important in making a good impression." the gentleman lectured. "I know, I know..."
Joseph stretched and yawned. "I'll be going out for awhile, kay?" he told the two as they nodded in reply. As the brunette left, the muscular Joestar asked Jaune what's been bothering him.
"Well... Oh boy, where to start?"
Joseph snickered as he took Jonathan's car out for a ride. He whistled merrily as he drove to the park. He listened however when a radio broadcasted about a criminal on the loose after a semi successful drug bust. And the raid was just a few blocks away from the park. "Man, people these days..." he parked and got out. There's relatively a few people in the park, some are walking their dogs, some are with their kids...
He gawked at a shapely girl wearing a hoodie jogging along the trail that passed him. "Hot." he smirked to himself as he continued walking, the hood looks familiar however.
A van carefully weaved through a bunch of police cars. "Easy now, he should be around one of the dumpsters..." Steely Dan muttered as he took a turn. Thankfully, the cops are slowly pulling out aside from a few ones who stayed in the crime scene. "He survived a 5 story drop, holy shit." Rubber Soul mumbled as he looked around the tinted windows to see the cops returning to the precint. "Are you sure they won't fuck us up? I feel a little exposed here." the passenger asked. "No worries, Rubber. We're not suspicious enough. See? No one is stopping us for a checkpoint!" yeah, a white van with blank license plate, not suspicious at all. Rubber stared at his phone as the tracker says that Doppio is near.
It's been a few hours since he strolled through the park and he did found it odd that he kept encountering the same hooded girl.
'There she goes again...' he thought as he consumed his yogurt. He can see the hint of smile on her lips, but he can't see the eyes though as the hood's shadow covered it. 'This is probably the 7th time... I kinda lost count.' he felt rather alarmed.
Joseph smirked to himself 'Maybe this is fate telling me to get her number~'
He saw cops dispersing away from the distance. "I can do that later... Off to be a nosy bastard." he grumbled as he ran to his (Jonathan's) car to investigate the crime scene.
As his brother's car reached the rundown base of operation, they are a few cops and a police tape across as few ambulances arrived with paramedics carrying the casualties.
"Granny Erina!" the Joestar yelled rolled his windows down.
"Oh, Joseph! Stop calling me that name." the policewoman frowned. "I thought your brother is here, why are you using his car?" the blonde woman smiled maliciously.
"Oh, umm... Don't look at me like that, I got his permission." the brunette smirked as he ogled on Erina's partner, Suzi.
"Right... Anyways, make yourself scarce, civillian. No citizens allowed beyond this point, okay?" Erina hushed him away. Her eyes squinted as she noticed a figure in the backseat. "Okay fine. Just don't tase me." the brunette teased.
"Hey!"
Joseph laughed as he drove out of there.
But the trickster had other plans. He is going to enter from the other side of the building. He drove around the alleys to find some police patrol but as he reached the hind part of the building, he saw an incredibly suspicious van...
"Ahh thank you for fetching me." Doppio choked out as Rubber Soul carried his injured body towards the van.
"Can you move?" the thug asked.
"I can't feel my everything."
"Oi! A witness!" Dan screamed as he spotted Joseph's (Jonathan's) car.
"Crap! Open fire!"
"We can't! There are cops on the other side of the building!"
"Fuck that! This fucker will track us later! NO WITNESSES!"
Joseph's eyes widened as he saw the man toss the smaller man inside the van and whip out a fucking M249 SAW machine gun. "OH MY GOD!"
Rubber Soul opened fire at the windshield, shattering it. But Joseph is fast. He immediately adjusted his seat as he lied down to the backseat.
"W-What the??"
"Hehe... Hey."
It was the fucking jogger earlier, no, it's his fucking stalker. 'Atleast she is fucking hot.'
Yang doesn't know what to say now that she is spotted, she thought she was home free after getting past that watchful cop that almost spotted her.
"Next time, I want a watch." Joseph angrily whispered. The busty blonde blinked, he was mad at her for the flowers? So he wasn't mad at her for stalking? Sheesh, petty. "That's rude. My dad nurtured those roses." the blonde pouted. Joseph winced, she was making him nervous for some reason 'Just imagine she was wearing her underwea- OH NO! She's hot!'
The brunette looked away as the onslaught of bullets came to a halt. "COVER ME, I'M RELOADING!" the man screamed. "They're unarmed, dumbass, why the fuck should I?" the driver snarked.
Yang smirked as she picked up her pistol from her waist's holster. "I've been saving this for a rainy day." she boasted as she returned fire, hitting Rubber Soul dead in the stomach.
"Rubber!"
"Gaaghk! Stop saying my name in front of them, you dumbass!"
Joseph took that as a cue to step on the gas and accelerate out of there.
"TACTICAL RETREAT!" he screamed as he stuck his hand out for the bad guys to see as he gave them the middle finger.
He sat up straight as he scratched his head in worry. He totally got Jonathan's car wrecked. Yang sat silently in the backseat, cussing that she should have kept her hood on.
Fortunately, the cops heard about it and went to investigate. The two's face contorted to horror as the sirens grew closer.
"Shit! They're onto us!"
"You don't say?"
The helicopter shone their lights at the van. "Step on it!" the gunman commanded.
Dan gritted his teeth as he accelerated out of the alleyway.
Narancia cleared his throat and spoke "This is heli support-"
"I think they know that by now." Mista interrupted, causing the pilot to glare at him. "What? Just saying..."
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"Hello?"
"Joseph! Are you okay?!" it was Erina.
"I am... Can't say the same for my bro's car... He is gonna kill me."
"Thank goodness! We are currently in pursuit of the van! I'll meet you in the station for questioning, bye!"
Joseph cursed to himself, he turned to stare at Yang, who smiled nervously. "Hah... I'm in danger." the blonde muttered.
I'm sorry okay?? I just can't get over this pairing...