Chapter 7: A Hairy Situation

AN: I do not own anything in this story. Please R&R.

After seeing the sights of Midgar, Raven was bored so Beast Boy decided to take her outside the city. Pretty soon a party of monsters attacked them. The creatures looked like wolves mixed with insects. Beast Boy was striking them down again and again with the massive sword he had with him. Raven was using martial arts to strike at the creatures vital areas. Pretty soon, all the enemies were gone.

"That was fun." Beast Boy said, wiping blood of his Buster Sword.

"If you like getting bodily fluids all over you." Raven said, muttering to herself. She had struck a monster and it had exploded, spraying her with guts and other organs. She didn't smell too good either. Beast Boy then spotted a natural hot springs and quickly thought up a plan.

"Hey Rae, close your eyes." Raven did as he asked. Beast Boy picked up Raven and tossed her into the hot water. Raven didn't emerge and Beast Boy was getting worried. Jumping in, he called out her name. Suddenly he felt two strong hands on his shoulders and he was dunked under. Raven soon let him up and he came out sputtering and coughing. Raven then looked around and then back to Beast Boy.

"What do you say to skinny dipping?" Raven said, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively. Beast Boy's face was beet red.

"Rae, what's gotten into you?"

"C'mon, just do it. Here I'll go first." Raven then took off her outfit, making Beast Boy turn around so he couldn't peek. Beast Boy went next, not noticing Raven peeking through her hands. They tossed their clothes to the side and started splashing each other.

Unknown to the two teens a lone figure had followed them from the city. This person spotted their clothes and giggled. Leaving a note, the shadowy personage left with their clothes.

Beast Boy was just going to get his clothes when he noticed a note in the same spot.

"Hey Raven come here." Raven swam over to him and started reading the note over his shoulder.

Hey Cloud and Tifa,

If you're reading this that means who've stopped swimming. Great! Enjoy streaking back to Midgar.

From,

The Awesome, Amazing, and Beautiful

Yuffie Kisagari.

"She is so dead!" Raven said. Then she realized that she had to get out of the pool, naked, in front of Beast Boy.

"Don't worry Rae, I'll get out first and I'll shut my eyes." Beast Boy said, noticing Raven's nervousness. He stepped out of the pool, water dripping down his muscled body and Raven again felt butterflies in her stomach. Beast Boy offered his hand to her and pulled her up, turning his head as soon as she cleared the water. Then a party of monsters appeared on the ridge behind them. "Run!" Beast Boy yelled and the two naked teens ran as fast as their legs would let them, the monsters hot on their heels.

Cid was just outside Midgar working on a tan, when he heard screaming and roars. Looking up from his dirty magazine, he saw Cloud and Tifa, butt naked, running from a huge crowd of monsters. He had also spilled his tea that he had set down beside him. Now he was pissed off. Pressing his communicator, he radioed off some coordinates.

Raven could see Midgar up ahead and hoped they would make it there in time. Soon, scores of missiles appeared in the air and started striking all the monsters. Beast Boy and Raven kept running and soon they made it into the city. Cid was already inside, smoking and smirking at his two naked friends.

"Now I'm guessing someone stole your clothes, right?" They nodded and showed him the letter. "That really burns my ass! That ninja brat made me spill my tea and ruined my tan!"

"What do you have in mind?" Raven asked, eager to help him get revenge on Yuffie. The pilot smiled evilly and told them what he had in mind. Later that night, as Yuffie was sleeping, three figures snuck into her room. The ninja's snores were deafening so the group had brought ear plugs. Cid used some of his materia and then picked up Yuffie. Running to Vincent's room, the pilot placed her on Vincent's chest. Then he went away, chuckling to himself. Raven and Beast Boy had left Yuffie in Cid's hands and then went to bed.

Yuffie felt her body rising and lowering and wondered what was going on. Opening her eyes, she saw that she was on some kind of waterbed. Just then she felt a rumbling and Vincent's huge face appeared in front of her. Yuffie then realized that she was a toad. Vincent took one look at the toad on his chest and started freaking out. Drawing his gun he chased the little creature all over his room. Yuffie could only croak and hop away from the bullets. Mission accomplished. Cid thought to himself, hearing Vincent's yell when he found Yuffie.

Raven felt itchy, like she was wearing a really bad sweater. Opening her eyes, she saw a computer console in front of her. Looking around she spotted two robots in the corner, one was gold and the other was blue and white. She started scratching her itch when she saw her arm. Coarse brown fur covered every inch of her body. She screamed but all that came out was a massive roar.

Beast Boy heard a loud roaring sound right next to him. Covering his ears, he opened his eyes and saw Chewbacca. The Wookie was roaring and it looked scared. Beast Boy knew then that it was Raven, as Chewbacca never showed any fear. Looking down at himself, he found that he was Han Solo. He approached Raven cautiously and whispered to her.

"Rae, calm down!" Raven noticed him and mumbled out something. Luckily, Han could understand Chewie. "Yes, it's me Beast Boy, now we're in Star Wars and right now we're supposed to deliver two guys to Alderaan, only we're going to find something else, but don't worry, okay?"

Raven wanted to throttle the man before her. Okay?! She was an 8 foot tall walking carpet! She had never been so embarrassed in her life! Breathing softly, she calmed down. Just then an old man showed up in the cockpit. He looked very wise and Raven felt at peace.

"Is something the matter gentleman?" Raven shook her furry head.

"Nothing to worry about, Chewie just had a bad dream. We should be in Alderann right- but then he was cut off by a large bump that rocked the ship. "That's odd, Alderann should be here."

"I sense the Empire destroyed the planet." Beast Boy talked about how that was impossible but then Raven noticed a weird looking craft shaped like an H up ahead. She roared and pointed towards it.

"Follow it." The old man said. Beast Boy nodded and did as he was asked.

"It's headed for that moon." A young voice cried out. Raven turned around and noticed a young man with blue eyes and blond hair. He had an eager expression. The old man turned towards him.

"That's not a moon, Luke."