This chapter is very, very short and make little to no sense. Please forgive me!
Lets check up on our blood-stained perver- I mean shinobi.
Tenten was sitting next to Neji, attaching rocks and shells to sticks by wrapping twine around them. She was singing a song. "Weapons are so fun! Weapons are so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done!" (1) Neji assumed the girl's small body was getting to her. He snorted and picked up a set of materials. Tenten swore she heard him humming the song. Kaorin was still nearby, watching Neji in the shadows. Being ninjas, Tenten and Neji already knew. Neji shot her an evil glare and she jumped up and ran away, crying. Neji laughed evilly. How cruel.
"How the hell are we getting out of here?" Neji whispered to Tenten. He was practicing chakra control in his new body by breaking sticks with jyuuken. (2)
"I don't know. This is going to be difficult," Tenten whispered back. "All your techniques are violent and uncontrollable." Burn. "I've been thinking, we can just teach you a new technique."
That would be a lot of work. Next thing you know-" He cut himself off. "We don't want to give her ideas," he finished, pointing to the author, who was hiding behind a sandcastle with a notebook, which she was rapidly scribbling in. She looked up, seeing that they noticed her with their mad ninja skills, and ran off. Neji looked up. Lee was then violently sparing with Kagura.
I hope the nearest hospital isn't far, thought Tenten.
"It's time to eat lunch!" shouted Kurosawa, waving to them. She then turned to Lee and Kagura and delivered the same message. They assembled on towels into an indistinct shape around the pizza boxes.
"Who ordered the anchovy?" Yomi asked. No one there really had an affinity for anchovy. They all looked at Yukari.
"I don't know," Yukari said sincerely with innocence.
"I guess she was tired," commented Kurosawa. Avoiding the anchovy, everyone grabbed one to two slices of cheese or pepperoni pizza. Except for our little Osaka. She was stuck with the anchovy. With her goofy smile, she picked off the anchovy bits and tossed them in front of her. Osaka didn't see what was in front of her, but she heard the screaming.
Even if he is in a different body, it's fun to see him scream like a little girl and dance around in circles, thought Tenten. Our poor, innocent Neji had four anchovy pieces sticking to himself. He had jumped up and away from the circle and was dancing in circles to get them off. Lee was trying hard not to laugh; he had a heart. Apparently, Tenten didn't. She was laughing hysterically. Neji was then rolling in the sand. Kaorin sprinted over to help Neji. She reached for the fishy fragments, but Neji was moving too much. He continued rolling, but he moved into the fetal position and was sucking his thumb. It wasn't until Lee threw him into the ocean where he snapped back into reality.
Notes:
(1) Refering to the "Cooking is so Fun" song from Azumanga Diaoh.
(2) Yes, Neji can use jyuuken in Sakaki's body. My ending won't work otherwise! So let's use our imagination and say that Neji can use his bloodline limit techniques!
Next Time:
What's Hinata doing with that knife? Oh, no! Sakaki! The training attempts to resume! Also, Chiyo and Sakaki meet Sakura and Ino!
"Sakaki looked up into the white eyes of Hinata, who had a large kitchen knife in her hand."