Wandering the streets of Anti-fairly world roamed Anti-Carly, weary and scared. She longed to go back to the castle however, pride told her not to go because it didn't seem fit to her that she went back and he didn't come and find her and apologize first!(ahem, pardon me) Any way she wasn't alone for long. Walking the dark streets she passed an alleyway. In passing gleaming purple eyes locked on her. Feeling that 'being watched' sense she began to walk faster, increasing her speed she looked back for a moment and BAM! She smacked into something.
Gazing up to see what it was, there stood a scrawny disheveled latino looking fairy. He had messy hair, a weak completion and those pretty purple eyes. Extending his hand to her he said sweetly, "My, my, what is a sweet little girl like you doing out here on the streets of Anti-Fairy world?" Anti-Carly shyly answered, "I was told to get out of the house by my brawling husband." ?, "Oh you must be Anti-Carly, of course! How didn't I see it before, you looked absolutely marvelous at the wedding." Anti-Carly confused, "How would you know that?" ?, "Oh excuse my bad mannerism, I'm such an ugly filthy mess and the charm escapes me often, my name is Anti-Juandissimo. Everyone in fairy world knows who you are, and why wouldn't we? You are the new wife to Anti-Cosmo our feared and loved leader. And so it appears that there's trouble in paradise?"
Anti-Carly muttered, "You can say that again." Juandissimo delighted put his arm around her, "Come I shall protect you from these streets until or if your husband comes seeking after you. If you don't mind my unattractiveness that is." He said this honestly and sincerely. Anti-Carly smiled, "Of course, I'd appreciate it thank you." No sooner did they float on a couple of paces Anti-Wanda, slammed into them causing them to topple over.
Anti-Wanda, "Oh I'ma so sarry I ded dat! Fergiv me of may slamin' inta ya." Anti-Juandissimo helped Anti-Carly up, aggravated said, "What is your issue? Can't you see I'm protecting this nice lady?" Anti-Wanda, "I said a fergiv may! And I finlly found ya Anti-Carly!" Anti-Carly, "Why were you looking fer, I mean for me?" Anti-Wanda, "Cause I don did herd the fightin' of Anti-Cosmo and came ta find if ya were okay." Anti-Carly, "Oh I'll be fine, thanks for caring though." Gazing around she said, "Well...maybe I should get back to the castle, he-" Both shouted, "No!" Anti-Juandissimo, "Uh forgive me but uh, wouldn't you rather wait until he comes and apologizes first? I mean if it were me, knowing how much an idiot I am, I would run after you and sing a string of apologies." Anti-Wanda agreeing, "Yeah I's mean you shoulda neva go back to him. He jest trouble! I thank he is gonna try ta hav a baby with ya too!" Anti-Carly screamed, "What!" Anti-Juandissimo all the more shocked, "Yeah what!" Anti-Wanda shaking her head, "Yep, it tis a plan o' his to get ya knocked up so as to av a counter-part for Poof and dats te only reasun why he wants a baby. So as ta compete wit his counter-part."
Anti-Juandissimo angry, "Well I've never heard of such a more crueler thing to do!" Anti-Carly startled, "That's not good, I mean we just married and I really don't think he's in to it at all and him using an innocent baby like that?" Anti-Juandissimo, "Don't fret dear, we'll keep you safe." Anti-Wanda cut in, "Yeah! We stick tagether like da tree musket-ears!" Anti-Juandissimo angrily, "It's the three musketeers!" Anti-Wanda, "Oh how wad ya know?" Anti-Carly smiling, "Ok guys be nice, if we're to stick together we better like one another first." Anti-Juandissimo looked at her adoringly, "And I do, I adore- I mean I like you, it's her I can't stand!" Anti-Carly smiled but Anti-Wanda seemed to grow a tad jealous at that. Suddenly a black cloud appeared overhead, it turned out to be to be Anti-Cosmo.
He rushed in front of Anti-Carly, Anti-Cosmo, "Dear! There you are!" Anti-Carly crossed her arms and looked toward the ground. Anti-Juandissimo spat, "She doesn't want speak to you after what you did and what you are planning!" Anti-Wanda, "Yeah! Ya abusive, baby user you!" Anti-Cosmo confused, "I beg your pardon." Anti-Carly ragingly, "First why should I come back to you after how you went off on me and nearly tore my eyes out for no reason and second I shouldn't even spit in your direction since you're planning to use me to give you a baby so you can use it against your counter-part!" Anti-Cosmo in disbelief, "What! Hold on a second, What's all this about a baby and me using it for my own plan?" Anti-Wanda, "Don't ply dum! I ova herd ya talking wit Jorgen abot dis baby thang." Anti-Cosmo, "Oh, no, no, no, you have it wrong, I'm not forcing you to give me a baby to use it for my own planning, not at all, you misunderstood." Anti-Carly, "Really?" Anti-Cosmo, "Yes, however, Jorgen is. He says we need to create a counter-part for Poof by the end of this year, which is in 11 months or we die. But I will not rush or force anything upon you my dear. And how did you hear about this Anti-Wanda?" Anti-Wanda shrugged, "I ave may ways."
Anti-Carly, "Ok, but it still doesn't excuse what you did, and is that the reason you came and find me? To tell me we need to make a baby?" Anti-Cosmo softened, "No, I am truly and dearly sorry for the way I acted, I should never ever treat you like that, ever. Please come back, I'll never yell again, forgive me, come back my wife." Anti-Carly smiled and felt overjoyed for what he said, but Anti-Juandissimo thought differently, "Oh go away our mighty leader. You hurt her and mistreated her, she doesn't want to go back with you." Anti-Carly turned to him and gently said, "Oh thank you Anti-Juandissimo, but I think he's actually sincere. Besides he's my husband and our leader. I forgive him and want to try to make this work. But thank you for protecting me and to you too Anti-Wanda for your concern." She hugged him and then her.
Returning to Anti-Cosmo's side, they both poofed away. Anti-Wanda looked at Anti-Juandissimo, "You ain't don yet aren't ya?" Anti-Juandissimo confidently, "I didn't even start! Don't worry Anti-Carly, I'll win you over and show you who's the true man that deserves you!"