A/N: a weird thought that popped in my head... this IS basically a monster-hunter version of co-ed college right~

ENJOY!

Noise

VR & Y-

When Viktor and Raven had gotten back from 'training' (AKA: detention due to something Vik may or may not have done and dragged Raven along with him) late one night they found the door to their dorm locked. Vik may not have noticed as he was totally out of it and literally slumped on the door (Professor Port was an evil, evil man) half dazed and drooling as he limply pawed at the door knob that for some reason wasn't opening, but his partner certainly did. After the third time of her partner proving just how inept he was she reached out and grabbed his hand to make him stop, leaning in close and pressing her ear to the door.

"Uh… Rae?" her bleary eyed Faunus partner asked in a whisper, for whatever reason he whispered she'd probably never know.

"Shh," she put one finger to her lips as she concentrated on listening to what was on the other side of the door. Normally they didn't lock the door unless no one was in the room, but given that it was only the afternoon it stood to reason at least Laurence would be in the room cleaning something.

After a second of silence, followed by Vik leaning his pointy ear to the door and squinting at his partner, there was a suddenly LOUD thump! Followed by another… and another… and growling… some muffled vocal sounds and several other things that didn't make a whole lot of sense…

Except in one context.

Indigo and red eyes widened as the two partners stared at one another, ears still pressed to the door and both frozen in place, unable to move or speak.

After another couple of minutes there was another loud thud that had the partners jumping away from the door and staring at it as if it were on fire.

They both blinked, not sure of what to say…

"Fuck!" Vik finally said, seeming more awake then he was ten minutes ago.

"Sounds like it…" Raven quipped, eyes wide and her mental filter obviously not working again.

"Fuck!" was all Vik could say, luckily he was too distracted to notice his partner's slip.

"That's my cue!" suddenly out of nowhere the two members of Team SLVR were shackled around the neck by strong arms and locked in by large… assets!

Raven immediately squeaked and tried to remove herself from the iron grip, her partner was completely content to remain where he was even if the position looked quite painful. The boy's face was red and he looked to be in heaven.

"S'uuuuup Hooootie~" Viktor's voice was partly muffled and melodic, for the same reason.

"Hehe!" the blonde brawler that had the two in headlocks raised her arm around the boy enough to flick one of his black horns, "S'up Horny!" she gave the two an impromptu neck hug… though Raven would call it strangling… before letting them go and taking a step back, hands on hips and wide grin burning brightly on the face of none other than Yang Xiao Long from Team RWBY, "What're you guys doin' out here?"

The dark girl glared, mildly, while rubbing her neck, she had a feeling the blonde brawler had no idea just how strong she was.

Viktor on the other hand was openly smiling, eerily similar to the busty babe that just had him in a headlock, "Oh nuthin'," he waved his hand like all was cool, "We waz just out here listenin' to sumtin' kinky goin' on in our room~" the extremely blasé fair way he said that caused his partner to just stare at him like he suddenly didn't have horns.

"Damn!" was about all Yang could say, one hand scratching her head as she looked contemplative, "Guess that means you're smart guy is busy, huh?"

The red haired Faunus just snickered, grinning with his hands in his red vest pockets, "I wouldn't say just busy~" as if on cue the second he ended his sentence there was another loud thump from behind the door followed by rather distinct growling.

The three rightfully took a step away from the door.

Lilac eyes just blinked as Yang whistled, "Man, didn't think anyone actually had the guts to actually do it!" she held up two thumbs up with a cheeky grin, "Go you guys!"

The two more explosive fighters shared similar grins and knowing perverted smirks, it was torment for Raven who felt like the only sane person around and realizing she suddenly had two fiery perverts to deal with. Shaking her head the shorter girl straightened herself out, blocking out any mental images of what may or most likely wasn't happening behind that door and stared flatly at the visiting blonde, "Not to sound rude," she crossed her arms when two sets of eyes turned her way, "But what are you doing here, Xiao Long?"

"Oh yea! Hehe…" the busty blonde had this embarrassed grin on her face, "Well… see, I sorta…" her arm that started scratching the back of her head seemed to get lower and lower with each fumbling work, "Er…" lilac eyes finally opened fully to stare at the two, neither looking particularly judgmental or anything, not that she really cared… but she finally deflated, slumping with her hands hanging limply, "Okay, honestly I wanted to get that butler guy of yours to help me out with some work from Port's class…"

Indigo eyes narrowed as Raven stared unamused with crossed arms, "You mean see if he'd do the work for you…"

Yang just kind of shamelessly chuckled with a hand scratching embarrassedly behind her head.

There was another thud, this time only garnering a glance from the trio in the hall.

Vik turned back to the blonde, looking her up and down before gaining probably the most sincere look he got, "Ain't you got someone on your team that can help, hottie?" for once Vik's nickname wasn't out of him posturing or trying to annoy anyone. He'd met Yang between classes and the two seemed to hit it off well, sure she was hot, most of the chicks here were, but for some reason Vik found her to be like a kindred spirit or something. They compared notes on hot-points and good fights, in Vik's mind the hot blonde was more like a bro than anything else, and if his 'bro' needed some help, even if he wasn't that good academically… well, he knew a few people that were.

Yang seemed to whine, slumping again, it may have been considered cute in the right context, "Yeeeeaaaa…." Her head dropped forward as if defeated, "Normally Blake helps me out with this stuff~" she raised her head with what look to be tears forming in her eyes, "but she's been all cranky and won't talk to me~" oh god the whining was getting worse.

Raven couldn't help but stare… it was like seeing something impossible…

Viktor sniffed, popping up next to the blonde, putting one hand on her shoulder all manly, the other in a fist at chest level as he held back tears and sniffled, "Do not worry my friend, for there is hope!"

The watery lilac eyes rose, gazing up at the horned Faunus like he was a hero, "R-really?!"

"Yes," there was a firm, manly, nod, "For while Laurence is indeed intelligent and helpful, he is ensnared by a beast currently," a thud on the door and growling seemed to echo this point helpfully. Vik waved his hand, pointing up, "But there is hope! For there is another on Team SLVR that can help you with this foul demon homework!"

Suddenly there were sparkles in Yang's eyes and it seemed Vik's drama was rubbing off on her… or they were feeding each other, either way Raven could not look away from the horror in front of her.

Suddenly there was a hand pointing at Raven and two sparkly grinning faces.

She had all the time to blink, "Wha-?"

"For you see!" Vik had Yang up in a shoulder hug, pointing directly at his partner, the blonde seemingly not caring in the least, totally within this crazy drama mode, "There, before us, is someone who scores higher than the valiant man-maid! Raven! My dear partner!"

Twin evil grins were suddenly in the intelligent girl's face and she only had a moment to question their sudden insanity, "Wait, what?!"

Suddenly Yang had her by the shoulders and with no consideration to her strength was shaking the dark girl, pleading, "Please, you are my only hope!" suddenly she engulf Raven in a tight, bosomly hug, "Help me get through this homework!"

A dark eye twitched before Raven none-too-subtly shoved the blonde away from her, "What the hell?!" she looked from one grinning, begging, idiot to the other, god they were way too similar! She leaned back, her personal space being quickly invaded, "Okay! Fine! Just back off! And stop with that creepy sparkly stuff!"

The two brawn fighters high fived, "Woo!" "Yea!"

Raven looked between the two, utterly confused, "The hell…?"

Suddenly she had the busty blonde linked arm-in-arm on one side and the fiery horned red-head on the other. Yang was the one to speak, "Welp, let's get this homework-study-thing started! TO THE LIBRARY!"

And with that the dark member of Team SLVR was dragged off… doomed to spend her time trying to teach 'tactics' to two idiots whose general strategy was 'hit it harder!'

RL-

By the time Raven managed to slip away from the brawlers, they'd both passed out in a pile of books in the library and she did not feel compelled to wake them up, it was late and obviously close to dinner time. Every nerve in the indigo girl was fried as she jerkily walked back to their room wanting nothing more than to crawl onto her bed, curl up in a ball, and DIE! She didn't even remember what the hell compelled her to endure such madness! All she remembered was sparkles and banging!

… speaking of banging.

Just as Raven was about three feet from their dorm the door flung open and Sylvia walked out, smirking, looking refreshed, and as she turned down the opposite hall apparently completely oblivious to her haggard teammate and Raven couldn't help but notice her tail was curled up and wagging… and holy hell she was practically skipping!

Dark eyes twitched, that's right… THAT was why she'd just had to suffer for the last few hours…

Twitchily she walked into the dorm room, eye still twitching, only to come upon an even stranger sight.

Laurence was standing on his side of the room, with a broom, sweeping up bits of fluff and fabric… his clothes an utterly shredded mess! Even worse? His bed was complete tatters!

Raven could only openly gawk, the entire scene breaking her already fragile mind.

Laurence seemed to sense someone's presence as he turned and looked at his other female teammate quite plainly. She seemed to be in shock. He looked down, at himself, back at his bed, and back at his teammate, opening his mouth to say-

"I swear," The dark girl growled, "If you tell me 'this isn't what it looks like' I am going to defenestrate you…"

The valet immediately closed his mouth, again glancing at all the damage then back at his teammate before raising one hand to adjust his silver framed glasses, "I was only going to say Sylvia and I had a disagreement."

"Yea," Raven said snidely, pointing at him and his bed, "Because that's the reason your clothes and bed are shredded and she walked out of here literally skipping… skipping!" her eyes narrowed as she darkly added the emphasis.

He pushed up his glasses.

The girl's eyes narrowed even more, her wits end truly reached as she walked up to the tall slim gentleman and glared at him right in the eye, "Please, tell me, what kind of disagreement resulted in needing the door locked and me having to suffer three hours of the likes of Vik and his apparent long-lost twin sister!"

Olive eyes blinked, "She didn't like the wall plug-in…"

Blink, "The what?"

A shredded gloved hand rose enough to point at the wall, where there was a turned over desk and an outlet. After the sorceress had given it a look, turning back to the valet with an even harder glare, he was somewhat forced to elaborate, "I put in a new scent that apparently she disagreed with… quite intensely…"

Raven leaned back, eyes narrowed on the man-maid and totally not believing him.

Laurence merely stared back.

After a long minute of the two, usually calm and collected members of Team SLVR staring at one another, Raven just growled, throwing her hands up and walking towards her bed, "I don't even care anymore!" the gravity mage just walked to her dark corner and unceremoniously flopped onto her bed.

Laurence just shrugged, going back to his cleaning.

After about fifteen minutes the door flung open again and a loud voice yelled, "Why's it smell like dog and shame in here!?"

The Valet just sighed. Some people, honestly…

A/N: so Rae and Vik have become like my snarky butt-monkies, mostly Rae cause she has to deal with the insanity, while Syl and Laurence just breed awkward situations without even realizing it... they're quite oblivious, its amazing! Ozpin would approve while he sits back drinking his super-magic coffee!

Also, dunno why, but Yang showed up... cause if there's anything remotely perverted, Yang needs to comment! obviously her and Vik would be pals XD i think this came from the idea from this one fic i read where Yang had a list, a literal LIST of all her 'guys' and didn't even refer to them by name, just numbers... it was glorious! XD (The Hunter's Anthology by Inkmore... i believe?)

Till next -salute-waves- Sayounara, Mina!

-Ikasury