"Okay, so which 2D should go with who?" asked Noodle. It was a new day, and a new day living with five 2D's.
"I think Common Sense should be with me, we still have some lyrics to go over, maybe Timid too." said Russel.
"Okay, I'll take Anger, I'm usually the only one who can handle him." said Jag. "Go f**k yourself." grumbled Anger. Jag raised a hand, making his flinch back.
Murdoc rolled his eyes to smile. "I'll take Passion, we need to make some new music as well." said Murdoc. "I'll be singing alright~" purred Passion, licking his lips lustfully.
"Then I guess I get to have my fun day with Happy." beamed Noodle. The pink 2D clapped happily as Common Sense sighed.
"I still have a bad feeling." he muttered. And of course, no one heard him. With that, the group split up to do their own thing with their 2D.
*~* Jag and Anger *~*
The two enter the stadium to see many workers moving around. The band has a show going on at the end of the week and Jag has to make sure things are going as planned.
Anger snorted at everything when the stadium owner came over; Mr. Doyle. "Ah, Jag, good to see you, here to check on things, and greetings 2D...uh, nice hair." said Doyle.
Anger glares at him as Jag blocks his view. "So, everything is going to plan?" asked Jag. "But of course, only the best for the Gorillaz." beamed Doyle.
As the two chatted, Anger walked away to explore. 'Man, this place sucks, nothing looks good.' thought Anger. As he walked, he bumped into a worker, who looked worried.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. 2D, I didn't look where I was going." gulped the worker. "You damn well better be sorry, who the fuck do you think you are!" yelled Anger. The worker shook in fear and the red 2D punch him to the floor.
"Stop that!" demanded Jag, racing over. He pulls Anger away as Doyle checks his employee. "He hit him, he had no right!" growled Doyle. "I'm sorry...oh, 2D and Murdoc made a bet, to uh, act like each other for the day so that they'd stop fighting so much?" offered Jag.
Doyle was silent but seemed to accept the answer. "Well he's doing to good of a job, but if he does anything else, I WILL cancel the show, and the Gorillaz will NEVER play here again." spat Doyle. He lead the worker away as Jag smacked the red 2D.
"What were you thinking, you nearly got 2D in trouble!" growled Jag. "So what, this place is a dump." snorted Anger. He walked away again for Jag to fume. He wondered how the others were doing with their 2D's.
*~* Murdoc and Passion *~*
Music played softly in the Winnebago as Murdoc strummed his bass. "Okay, so what should we do for a new song?" asked Murdoc.
Passion just smiled, gazing at the bassist with lustful eyes. "How about we just record our moaning and call it a song." said Passion. "Uh, we need music, not that, something for you to sing to." said Murdoc.
He started playing again when he felt arms around him. "Come on, Mudsy, what better music is there than us rolling around in your sheets." moaned Passion. The Satanist sweated a but as the purple 2D licked his neck to nip it lightly.
"Oh sweet Satan, that's it!" declared Murdoc. He drops his bass to grab Passion, locking lips as they crash onto the bed. The next hour and a half is filled with screams of pleasure and the winnie rocking hard.
Now spent and very satisfied, Murdoc lays back, panting to grin at the pure bliss on Passion's face. "Now THAT was some beautiful singing." laughed Murdoc. "Hm, sure was." sighed Passion.
Murdoc sits up to grab his pad of paper, seeing no notes or anything...well, minus some white stuff. "Okay, now back to business." said Murdoc. He tried thinking of a beat when Passion was over him again.
"Murdoc, how about another round, might stir up some inspiration." said Passion. "Seriously, we almost f**ked for two hours." said Murdoc. Passion only kisses him, running a hand through his lover's hair.
A groan escapes Murdoc, who drops the pad of paper and pushes Passion back into the sheets. They were going to be busy for awhile.
*~* Russel, Common Sense and Timid *~*
"Okay, so for Dirty Harry, I've been thinking of something like a rap verse." said Russel. He was in the recording studio with Common Sense before him and Timid hiding in a bass case.
"Why add rap, the song sounds pretty fine to me." said Common sense. "Well ya, but it needs a little extra something, a hip hop verse, or again rap." said Russel. "But then the song might have to get sped up if not have some big changes." said Common Sense. Russel stared to shake his head.
"No way, man, we've done this plenty of times, 2D always helped with the rap and hip hop when he could." said Russel. "But changes will have to be made, especially for this song to sound catchy." said Common sense. "But it's not supposed to be catchy, it's supposed to scream Gorillaz." said Russel. "Then why not just put Gorillaz in it?" asked Common sense.
The giant man groaned, rubbing his head in irritation. What the hell, 2D USED his Common sense for music, why wasn't it getting it?
He then looked to where Timid was hiding to sigh. "You got any input?" asked Russel. "No-nothing loud, it's scary and hurts my ears." mumbled Timid. Russel slapped the table, causing Timid to jump and run out of the room.
One 2D down, now back to the fun sucker.
"What if we just said a bunch of 'yo's' in it?" offered Common sense. At that, the only sound heard was the drummer banging his head on the table.
'I wonder how baby girl is doing.' thought Russel in misery.
*~* Noodle and Happy *~*
Noodle was giggling, having so much fun. She was in the living room with happy, playing a video game marathon with snacks and sodas. They were playing Mortal Kombat, and so far the score was ten to zero.
The young girl whooped as she won again. "Sweet, victory number eleven." said Noodle. "You're really good at this, are you having fun?" asked Happy. "Of course, aren't you?" asked Noodle. "Of course, it is so fun to see you smile, let's play again!" cheered Happy.
Noodle giggled to start another round. As the game went on, Happy got the upper hand and Noodle was on her last few points. She worked hard to beat Happy back but something struck here.
The pink 2D's character was fighting, but also missing a lot. Soon the round ended with the Asian axe princess as the winner...again.
"Happy, you could have won that round." said Noodle. "Hm, no I couldn't because you won." smiled Happy. "But...wait, hav-have you been letting me win?" asked Noodle. "Yes, you seemed so happy winning." beamed Happy.
"But, the point is to try our hardest to beat each other, you could have beaten me." said Noodle. "But then you'd be sad." said Happy. "No, I would have still been okay." said Noodle. "But not as happy as you are winning." said Happy.
The girl groaned and looked at the score. So she only won this many times because Happy wanted her to be happy. "Let's play again." said Happy. "No, I'm bored now." sighed Noodle. This made the pink 2D look at her.
"Are you not having fun?" asked Happy. "Not if you keep letting me win." said Noodle. "Then, let's play a new game, or play a board game, ooh, maybe some TV." said Happy. He went on to list stuff and Noodle leaned back.
This 2D was too much!
It was all smiles and play time with him. "Actually, I think I'm going to take a nap, we'll play later." said Noodle. "Okay, have a nice sleep." beamed Happy, who went digging for a movie.
Noodle left the living room to frown a bit. 2D was never this happy, why wasn't it the same?
A/N: First day of having five 2D's and it doesn't seem to be going well...well, it seems to be going well for Murdoc. Anyway, what is to happen next? Stay tuned and plz review.