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"I'm not falling for him!"

Kick, Detention and the revenge of the Flowers


Lily and Chloe were sitting at the Gryffindor Table when the "Gossip Queens" ran into the Great Hall looking too excited for their own good, according to Lily anyway.

"OH MY MERLIN! Guess what we just heard!" yelled Courtney Brown and her friend Belle. (A/n: sorry I said Bella on the last chappie)

Everyone in the Hall turned to the girl's direction ready to hear what they had to say only not two Gryffindors who had no interest in gossip till a certain name was heard from Courtney.

"…Sirius, he just dumped her! You should have seen her face!" said the excited girl.

"What?" yelled Lily and Chloe over the whole Hall's noise, their heads whipping to the girls.

Courtney smiled while Belle raised an eyebrow; never in their life did those girls wanted to hear anything of their gossip, "Sirius? Well we were on our way here when we heard Sirius talking, well more like yelling at Ashley. By the sounds of it she wouldn't hear of them breaking up." Statement Courtney.

Lily and Chloe exchanged glances before muttering thanks and leaving to the Common Room to find the Marauders.


"Well Done mate!" James gave Sirius a brotherly pat on the back with a huge smile painted on his face. Sirius simply smiled and landed on a couch at front of the fire, warming his hands.

"Yea! That was awesome!" Remus smiled while sitting next to his friend getting a small book from his pocket and enlarging it with his wand.

"Haven't you finished that yet, Remus?" questioned his girlfriend who just walked into the common room with Lily at her side.

James caught Lily's eye briefly before she turned her gaze out the window. He sighed remembering what happened only hours (a/n: ok, a bit longer than that but you know what I mean) before, remembering the feeling of her in his arms.

"Hey Chloe" smiled Remus, "Hello Lily."

Lily looked away from the window to the boys and replied "Hello" before returning to the window once more.

"So, is it true?" asked Chloe turning to Sirius who was still warming his hands as she sat on her boyfriend's lap.

"What's true?" he asked.

"You know very well mister, judging by the smile on your face!"

Sirius laughed at this, he hadn't laughed for awhile since the incident, "Well, if it is about Ashley, then yea, it's true."

"About time!" laughed Lily looking away from the window, "She was getting on my nerves…"

Everyone smiled or laughed before agreeing with her.

There was a long silence followed until Lily looked up, "How's Melanie?" she asked looking towards Sirius who bowed his head putting his head in his hands.

"She isn't getting better since I was there, maybe we can visit her?"

They agreed and made their way to the Hospital Wing passing many Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs who congratulated Sirius on dumping Ashley. Sirius' mood had improved on their way to the wing when Professor McGonagall walked to the group.

"Boys, Girls. Professor Flitwick would like to remind you on your detention tonight at eight," she looked at the group with a blank face, "And I hope this won't happen again!" she said before turning to her office. Mrs Norris poked her head out of a corridor to check if she was gone before staring at the group, her yellow eyes glaring through them sending a shiver down their spine.

"Geeze, I hate that cat!" stated Chloe.

"Yea I wish I could just kick her into the forest!" Lily mumbled, clearly not wanting Mrs Norris to hear.

The boys raised an eyebrow at Lily; they never heard her speak like that before.

"What?" she asked.

"Nothing!" the boys replied hastily.

"Whatever!" the girls chorused ignoring the boy's faces.


The group of Gryffindors left the Common Room for the Charms classroom for there detention with Professor Flitwick.

As they walked in silence towards the class room they heard Professor McGonagall yelling at, none other than Mrs Norris.

The group paused at a corner and pecked their heads around the corner and watched the Professor try to get pass the cat.

"Move you, you, stupid cat!" yelled McGonagall. The only reply she received from the yellowed eyed cat was angry meow.

"MOVE now! Before I kick you to oblivion where Filch won't ever see you AGAIN!"

The students watched to intensively waiting to see what she would do as Mrs. Norris arched her back and hissed still refusing to move.

"ERGH!" yelled the red faced Professor as she kicked the cat out of her way and walked pass the now unconscious cat whose fur was now ruffled. As she walked she thought to herself happily, "I've always wanted to do that!" still unaware of the students who just witness the scene. (A/n: I know kicking a cat is mean but that cat is really annoying!)

The group stopped pecking and stood up, face full of amazement.

"WOA! She is now my official idol!" cheered James as boys agreed.

"Oh my Merlin! I thought I would never see the day when she did anything of the sort like that!" cheered a delightful Lily who earned a nod from Chloe.

The group talked endless about the scene when finally they reached their destination.

As they entered the room Flitwick looked up from his pile of stacked books and said, "You're late!"

"Sorry Prof…" the girls began only to be cut by James who said, "Only by two minutes, Professor."

Flitwick raised an eyebrow before pointing at piles of unorganized books which were towering over them, "This is your detention," he said simply, "You must stack these books in alphabetical order, starting from over there." He pointed to the left hand side of the class room, the students' stunned faces.

"All of it?" asked Chloe looking all over the room.

"Yes, all of it! And I would like it done before I get back at twelve. And no WANDS!" He yelled as he took their wands.

"But we will never get it done in three hours without our wands!"

Flitwick hopped off a pile of books walking to the door of the class room dodging some books as they fell to the ground and said before exiting, "I want it done when I come back." And he was gone.

Sirius sighed, he disliked some old books; some were full of dust making him one time sneeze most of the day. Sirius shivered at this thought and slowly walked towards a tower of books with Remus and Lily looking through the "The Mystery of Charms: Charms that have been forgotten" By Wendy Hasting crazily. He looked towards James who was currently in his "Day Dream" mood as he stared at Lily flicking through the book with Remus trying to finish the page before she turned it. Chloe laughed and elbowed James in the ribs causing him to yelp, "Ouch! Hey that hurt!"

"Well maybe you should leave your day dreaming till when there's no one in the room!" replied Chloe

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Chloe walked over to James and whispered loud enough for only James and Sirius to hear, "Well, no one would like to see you drool, it's kinda gross."

Sirius laughed earning him a death glare from his friend, "That's not funny Padfoot! And I don't drool!"

"Sure, you don't."

"I don't!" he looked towards his friend for help only receiving a shrug to his disappointment.

"Whatever!" she replied as she walked over to the two Gryffindors who were currently engrossed in reading and took the book out of their hands much to their complaint, "No you guys, we have to start now or we will never get this done!"

The two gave up and they all started to work.

Through the whole night they worked, lifting the girls onto their shoulders to reach the higher books; Lily sighed to herself, she didn't expect James to be this strong, "He just lifted me like I was a feather! Well, he does Quidditch, he must get fit from that," she concluded. While James was enjoying spending time with her and much to everyone's amazement, they weren't fighting at all to have a conversation, in fact they were having the time of their life until the Professor walked into the classroom to find a very organized classroom which was stacked in the exact way he imagined it to be.

He smiled at the Gryffindors as they left for their warm beds in their dormitories and secretly awarded them five points each for completing something he never was able to complete.


The group went to visit Melanie for the following week, every time getting kicked out when classes were about to start. Melanie still haven't improved since each of the visits; Sirius brought a bunch of flowers every time, each different from the other.

Today Sirius went alone to visit Melanie due to James not wanting to leave his beloved Parcel he got the other day much to the annoyance of Remus.

Sirius hummed to himself carrying a bunch of Tulips not noticing Ashley and her collection of two friends behind a suit of armor.

"Would you look at him and his flowers!" Ashley's face was turning the colour of one of Sirius' red tulips.

"I wonder who they are for, maybe for you?" Amy said puzzled to her friend.

"Yea! Maybe he is regretting that he dumped you!" Victoria glee.

"I doubt it, but…I wonder…of course!" Ashley squeaked and tartly made her way to Sirius leaving her friends puzzled behind her.

"What is she doing?"

"Shut up, VICTORIA!"

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"…VICTORIA!"

Sirius turned around; he could have sworn Ashley's stupid friend just yell her friend's name, only to see Ashley herself behind him with her blonde hair twisting around her index finger.

"Hello sweetie."

Sirius let out an inaudible, exasperated groan "What does that slut want now?" He thought to himself before answering Ashley, "What do you…" But he wasn't able to finish because Ashley kissed him straight on the lips as she snatched the flowers out of his hands and stuffed her head into the bunch.

"Awww, thanks sweetie! That was so thoughtful of you! Thank you!" And she made her way near the suit of armor with the flowers in her hands.

"HEY GIVE THOSE BACK YOU BITCH! THEY AREN'T FOR YOU!" Sirius yelled ignoring what just happened as he ran up to Ashley to try and get the flowers back.

"What? But, but I thought," her eyes were filling up with fake tears, "They were for me!" she looked up to his questioned face, "because I thought, you, you were about to apologize to me!"

Sirius made for the flowers again not answering her, his face was full of hate and anger.

This went on until he took out his wand pointing it at Ashley, who gasped.

"Petrificus Totalus!"

Almost at once Ashley's whole body seemed to magnet itself together and she fell to the ground as stiff as a board.

Her friends who were still behind the suit of armor, stood up in turn and fainted making a noise as they hit the ground making Sirius turn in their direction before gently taking the bunch of tulips, so he didn't ruin the bunch than Ashley already did. He took the flowers out of her hand and left for the Hospital Wing leaving the three girls collapsed on the floor showing no emotion towards the pale faced girls.

Only hours later were the girls found still on the now dark floor, way after dinner had finished.


A/n: WOW! That was the longest cappie I have ever done! Well, I hope you like it:D

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