I failed TT^TT I had no inspiration really and this is the best I could come up with

Me:at least I tried *Looks hopefull*

Crowd: Booooooo

Me: TT^TT Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gomen *Runs off into emo corner in mind*

China: *Sweat drop* Well since my vessel/creator is being emoer than usual heres the disclaimer

Disclaimer:Do I need to repeat myself every chapter

Well after Tobi had gotten over getting stabbed in his leg he ran out the door(making sure it was propped open.) Tobi then ran into town, but couldn't find Itachi so he decided to walk back to their base. As Tobi was walking he heard someone calling him over to a metal stand. Once Tobi got there he could see jars and jars of what looked like termites.

"Ah so nice of you to stop by. These are one of a kind rare termites. They eat chakra enhanced wood so they are very good to have when facing puppet masters." The Lady? Man? Said giving Tobi a Pedo smile. "But since you're my first customer you can have them for free." Said the vendor after that Tobi grabbed a jar, backed away slowly, then ran for the base.

Once Tobi got back he decided to give Sasori the termites as a present, because he knew that Sasori was a puppet master and remembered to creeper from earlier saying that he should.

*Flashback*

"These are one of a kind rare termites. They help chakra enhanced wood so they are very good to have when you're a puppet master."

*End flashback*

Once Tobi got to Sasori's room he tried opening it, but it wouldn't open. "Sasori? SASORI I GOT YOU A PRESENT!" Tobi screamed "No go away." Sasori said. After that Tobi decided to go through the vents again. Once Tobi had gotten into the vents he started to move through them.

Once he found Sasori's room, he slid out of the vent only to be attacked by one of Sasori's puppets. When he was attacked he dropped the container. When that happened the termites ate through the puppet's wooden weapons. Sasori then screamed because the puppets then ate through any wooden parts he had on him at the moment.(1) Tobi then skipped out of the room because he wanted some more sugar.

Sasori was left cursing Tobi for being stupid. When Tobi got to the kitchen he looked around the fridge for some of the rice they had. Once he found that he got out milk and sugar. He added them all together, then ate it. After that he skipped away looking for his next victim *Ahem* I mean no, no I mean victim.

Well Here it is Im sorry if it sucks

well my poll shall be closed after I update this chapter so thank you voters China shall have aq chapter on here

(1) Yes Sasori isnt made of wood he is a de-skined perserved body. Like all of his human puppets He even said that inderectly in volume 30 or 31 and I quote "First I'll drag out your entrails... Then when I've ripped off your skin, I'll clean off all the blood... I'll treat it so that it doesn't decay, then stock it up with the rest of my puppet collection." And I believe he did this to himself also so thats what im going with.

r&r because I know have elmo on my side and he watches you while you sleep so be afraid be very afraid

Flames will be fed to the skeliton pixies and used to bake cookies for the cookie monster