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This Chappie is being written to Perfect by Simple Plan:
Dedicated to Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint.
Harry just stared at the 20 folders in his hands, how am I gonna find Lady Morgana, who is possibly related to Merlin? Harry thought. Then he looked at Hermione. How am I going to explain this? Hermione just said, "We'll get through this." Ragnok then said, "There is one more contract, or, rather, two more. This contract was signed with King Arthur's blood right here in this room." Harry looked at the folder, and it said, "Gabrielle and Fleur Delacour." "They are French Veela, who are known to be very beautiful, and are the daughters of the King of France. Jean Delacour." At which Harry fainted, causing Ragnok to look amusedly at Lord Potter. "Jean Delacour is coming to France to meet the Lord Potter at Godric's Hollow at noon. He is bringing Fleur and Gabrielle." Harry got up soon after that final sentence and Lady Potter dragged him to the Floo and said, "GODRIC'S HOLLOW!"
Once back at Lord Potter's, Hermione found his best suit, a Aramani tuxedo, and a shirt which gave off, "Formal" like a President of the United States of America. Hermione made sure that suit was on in ten minutes. "You will have to get used to dressing formally for other people. Oh, Shite, ten minutes till noon! Jean Delacour will be here at noon!" Harry paled rather quickly and Hermione said, "He'll love you, just be yourself." Then, Scourge showed. "Why did you not tell me I'm going to be the Prince of France and the King of Britain? Jean Delacour is gonna be here in ten, and the shit is this close to hitting the fan!" Scourge's jaw dropped, giving Harry his answer. "Jean Delacour?! Shit, shit, shit. I'll get my suit!"
Ten minutes later, Jean was shown to the gates of the Potter House. Scourge waited for Jean. "Jean, it's been too long, have a drink. So, what's this I hear about you being the King of Magical France, Jean? Are these your daughters?" "Well, Scourge, you most certainly have not changed. Gabi, Fleur could you find Lord Potter and Lady Potter, James and I need to talk." "Uh, about that… James was killed by the Dark Lord, as was his wife, Lily, the only survivor was his son, Harry. He is Lord Potter, and it was 4 weeks ago that he bonded with Hermione Granger. Ms. Granger is Lady Potter. Oh, and here they are now!" Gabrielle was about 12, and Fleur was 15. Fleur was a dashing and sexy looking girl, and Scourge was caught out by Harry, who gave him "The Look of Death" Harry could look as scary as Scourge sometimes. Scourge got the message: You can look, but if you touch them, you die. Scourge ran to the bathroom. Scourge watched on after he was finished, as Harry talked with Gabrielle and Fleur without looking like an idiot, and Hermione was amused. Harry looked at them and said, "I'm the guy you're marrying. And the funny thing is that I'm married to Hermione, and is to be married to 7 other ladies. "
Jean snickered at Scourge, and Scourge said, "Hey, I'm not the one who has to raise 2 Veela. Hey, do you have any backstage tickets for a Simple Plan concert or two? Harry has not heard of Simple Plan… And I wanna see another concert." "Fleur wants to do so herself, tomorrow Simple Plan is performing in London. How about we go with Lord Potter and Lady Potter and family? The Coronation Ceremony is the day after tomorrow. So, what do you say?" "Hell yeah!" Scourge said.
AN: Scourge's favorite band, as is mine, is Simple Plan, I LOVE the song Perfect because it fits me perfectly.