Truth or Dare

Thank you for the reviews! And I have a surprise for you in this chapter. Hope you enjoy it!

I don't own Kingdom Hearts and Soul Eater, they belong to Square-Enix

-KH-SE-

Me: Yo, I'm back!

Johnny: It's great to have you here!

KH and SE gang: (Groans)

Me: Okay, let's start with the da- (Hears a doorbell) Could someone get that.

Sora: (Sighs and answers the door) Uhhhh….

Me: What?

Sora: You guys better check this out.

Me and Johnny: (Looks at each other and Shrugs)

Me: What is it?

?: What's up doc?

Me: I'm fine

?: Let me talk to her. We're looking for someone.

Johnny: Who is it?

?: Her name is K-k-k-k-ingdomkey0703

Me: That's me!

?: So, you're the one who send this invitation for you're truth or dare game?

Me: I remember now! There will be another gang in this fic!

?: So Are we in?

Me: Ye- (Johnny covers my mouth)

Johnny: Could you excuse us for a minute?

?: Sure doc.

Me: What is it?

Johnny: Dude, we have two gangs already.

Me: Well I promised to the readers that there will be a surprise here.

Johnny: Well, for the first time, I don't agree.

Me: C'mon Johnny, do it for them, especially me (Makes puppy dog eyes)

Johnny: Alright, we'll let them join the group.

Me: Yes! (Approaches the new gang) You're in!

?: So, What's the rules?

Johnny: Easy just do everything the letter says

?: Like what?

Me: Just come in. (Goes inside)

When we arrived inside, the studio is a mess!

Me: WHAT HAPPEN HERE!

Suddenly, a boomerang zoom pass me and breaks my favorite vase

Me: My vase! (Glares at the KH and SE gang) Who did this?

Riku: It was Sora!

Sora: It wasn't me, it was Ven!

Ventus: Don't blame me, blame Terra!

Terra: Hey, I didn't do anything. And besides, it was Roxas' fault.

Roxas: Not me, it's Soul!

Soul: Don't give me the blame! It was Kid!

Kid: FYI, I was just sitting here doing nothing. It was Blackstar's fault.

Blackstar: Hey! It's … Actually, it is my fault.

Me: Never mind, we have another gang.

Kairi: What gang?

Johnny: Meet the Looney Tunes!

Bugs: What's up docs?

Me: That's right everyone! The Looney tunes will be joining our group!

Johnny: Let's start!

Me: (To the Looney Tunes) You guys just sit here and watch how I torture them.

Daffy: Wait, you didn't say you're going to torture us.

Johnny: Silly duck, everyone is getting tortured here.

Looney Tunes: (Gulps)

Me: Anyway, let's start with the dares!

KH and SE gang: (Groans)

This is from JakDaxPeaceMaker

BOOM" The studio doors are bloan up, again as me and tachyon enter the studio again with a couple of elite cragmite soliders

Tachyon: Greetings kingdomkey0703, we are back for another truth and dares "Looks at me" Shall we begin Jak

Me: "Smirks" Certainly my lord so here are our truth and dares and "Looks at author" I hope our cragmite soliders are doing well AND "Looks at Mansex and Sora" YOU BETTER NOT DESTROY ME OR TACHYON OR YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT.

Emperor tachyons truth and dares

Everyone except author and jak: You will go to justin beaver's concert and I want y'all to kill him in front of his fans and make sure this comes out in the news and oh bring his head back as proof you killed

Princess Queen Mansex: Shave your hair and dress up as a princess and dance around and call yourself princess mansex "Starts laughing and so does tachyon and the cragmite soliders"

Vanitas: You will have a sex change and you must flirt with Mansex

Xion: I feel your suffering, BURN DOWN MANSEX'S HOUSE

Axel: Be stuck in a room filled with axel fangirls

Xigbar: Destroy Saix's room and shave his bald and blame it on sora. "Snickers"

Tachyon: "Looks through paper" Well I'm finished "Looks at me" You may begin your question jak.

Me: Thank you my lord.

My Questions

Roxas: Shave XigBITCH'S hair and sing "No death in love" From enslaved odyssey to the west.

Mansex: Did you hire a heroiron addicted prostitue to pose as your mother

Fuzzface: Hey Xaldin shave legs in front of everyone and try to kill sora with your lances

Zexion: are you emo and please please make sora and Xaldick as your slaves.

Luxord: Get drunk and tell larxene she needs to kill mansex because that guy ows me $500,000 dollars for not bowing to tachyon.

Xion: I love you xion "Runs up to her kisses her in front of Riku again

Roxas: No comment BURN DOWN KAIRI'S HOUSE

Well that's all for now and "Looks at Author" We will have a surpirse for you outside for the nex tchapter so see ya

Me: I'll read the first dare, it says: Everyone except me, Johnny, and the Looney Tunes will go to Justin Beiber's concert and kill him infront of his fans and make sure this comes out in the news or else.

Axel: Or else what?

Me: (Shows the tazer)

Everyone: (Cringes)

Me: Get the picture?

Axel: Yeah, we get the picture.

Johnny: But first, (Puts something on Sora's T-shirt)

Sora: What's this?

Me: It's a web cam, so we could see if you really killed Justin Beiber.

Soul: Alright, we'll be leaving now.

KH and SE gang: (Starts to walk but stops)

Roxas: One question though.

Me: What's the question?

Axel: How are we suppose to go there?

Johnny: Use you're coconut, brainless.

Axel: (Thinks) Oh right, (Summons Corridor of Darkness)

Me: Alright guys, go do you're dare.

Maka: Are you sure this is safe?

Axel: It's perfectly safe.

Soul: If you say so.

KH and SE gang: (Leaves)

Me: Get the popcorn!

Bugs: (Gets the popcorn)

Daffy: This is gonna be good.

Johnny: It is.

Me: (Turns on the T.V)

Everyone: (Watches)

Meanwhile

Riku: Where is he?

Kairi: Keep searching.

Patty: Found him!

Liz: Where?

Patty: (Points at the stage)

Axel: Perfect timing.

Roxas: His about to start the concert.

Sora: Let's go while we have the chance.

KH and SE gang: (Nods and runs to the stage)

Justin: Hey, you wanna have an autograph?

Terra: Nope.

KH and SE gang: (Attacks Justin)

Back at the studio

Me: Wow, They really did it.

Johnny: I know.

Suddenly, the KH and SE gang arrives

Me: Wow, you really killed him.

Blackstar: Told you we can do it.

Me: Let's move on. (Gives the letter to Xemnas)

Xemnas: (Reads it) NO!

Me: Girls.

Liz: (Brings out a scissors)

Patty: (Brings out a shoes)

Me: (Bring out a pink dress)

Xemnas: (Runs)

Me: Quick, don't let him get away!

Johnny: Hold him down!

Everyone: (Holds Xemnas)

Xemnas: Get off of me.

Fifteen minutes later

Xemans: (Dressed up as a princess and his hair is bald)

Everyone: (Laughs)

Me: Alright Xemnas, you know what to do.

Xemnas: (Sighs and dances around) I'M PRINCESS MANSEX!

Everyone: (Laughs really loud)

Me: Okay that's enough.

Xemnas: (Goes to the dressing room)

Me: NEXT! (Reads the letter) Since Man- erm I mean Xemnas isn't here, let's skip Vanitas' dare

Vanitas: (Sighs in relief)

Me: (Gives the letter to Xion)

Xion: (Reads it and grins evily and leaves)

Johnny: I'm guessing that she likes the dare.

Me: Yup. (Reads the letter and grins) Hey Johnny!

Johnny: Yeah?

Me: (Whispers something)

Johnny: (Grins) I like that.

Me: Hey Bugs!

Bugs: Yes doc?

Me: I have a favor for you.

Bugs: What is it?

Me: (Whispers something)

Bugs: Okay doc. (Walks toward Axel)

Axel: What is it rabbit?

Bugs: Could you get the boxes full of carrots over there. (Points at the door)

Axel: No way , besides, I don't follow orders to a rabbit.

Bugs: You're going there and that is that.

Axel: No

Bugs: Yes

Axel: NO!

Bugs: YES!

Axel: NO!

Bugs: YES!

Axel: NO!

Bugs: YES!

Axel: NO!

Bugs: YES!

Axel: NO!

Bugs: NO!

Axel: YES!

Bugs: NO!

Axel: YES!

Bugs: If you say so doc. (Pushes Axel into the door and immediately closes the door)

Johnny: Now Riku!

Riku: (Locks the door)

Axel: Hey let me out of here!

Me: Did Bugs ever mention that there's a lot of fangirls inside with you?

Axel: (Looks behind him)

Fangirl #1: OMG! It's him!

Fangirl #2: Get him!

Axel: AHHH!

Me: (Hears Axel's scream) ahhh… Music to my ears. Anyway let's move on (Reads the letter) Oh Xigbar!

Xigbar: Yes?

Me: (Whispers something again)

Xigbar: (Grins and leaves)

Me: While Xigbar is doing his dare, let's move on. (Gives the letter to Xemnas)

Xemnas: (Reads it) I did no….Actually, yes.

Me: He finally admits it!

Johnny: Now that's gotta be embarrassing

Me: I know!

While me and Johnny are talking, Xigbar is starting to shave Saix's hair

Xigbar: (Gives me the signal)

Me: (Pretends to be shock) Oh my god! Saix, what happen to you're hair?

Saix: HOLY $&#! WHO DID THIS TO ME?

Me and Xigbar: (Points at Sora)

Saix: You…

Sora: Me?

Johnny: If I were you, dude, I'd best be running now! (Points at Saix, who got into berserk)

Sora: (Runs away)

Saix: (Chases him)

Me: Good one Xigbar! (High fives with Xigbar)

Xigbar: Thanks!

Me: (Gives the letter to Xaldin)

Xaldin: (Reads it and shrugs and starts to shave his legs)

Everyone: Ewww….

Me: (Turns green)

Blackstar: (Brings out a paper bag and vomits)

Johnny: (Runs to the restroom)

Me: (Still green) Xaldin, that's enough.

Xaldin: Okay.

Saix , Sora and Xion: (Returns and sees everyone is sick)

Xion: What's all the commotion?

Me: (Still green) Xaldin just shave his legs.

Saix, Sora and Xion: Ew.

Me: I know.

Sora: Where's Johnny?

Me: Restroom. Anyway, let's move on. (Gives the letter to Zexion)

Zexion: (Reads it) Sora, Xaldin.

Sora and Xaldin: What?

Zexion: You're my slaves.

Sora: So?

Zexion: You have to do everything I say.

Xaldin: Like what?

Zexion: (Gives them a lot of books) Put this books at my room

Sora and Xaldin: (Groans)

Zexion: Don't forget to bring us some tea.

Two minutes later

Sora and Xaldin: (Gives the tea to Zexion)

Zexion: Hmmm…. Something is missing.

Me: (Whispers something in Zexion's ear)

Zexion: (Smiles a little bit) Change you're clothes

Sora: What kind of clothes?

Zexion: This. (Gives them the dress)

One minute later

Sora and Xaldin: (Wearing a maids outfit)

Everyone: (Laughs)

Sora: Anything else, master?

Zexion: Yes. I want you to wear that outfit for the rest of the chapter.

Sora and Xaldin: WHAT!

Sora: You got to be kidding me.

Me: I don't think his joking.

Xaldin: Alright, we'll wear this dress for the rest of this chapter.

Zexion: Good. Okay, I'm done.

Me: Okay, moving on. (Gives the letter to Luxord)

Luxord: (Reads it) DoN't WoRrY, I'm AlReAdy DrUnK!

Me: Alright, who gave him rum?

Blackstar: (Hides the rum at his back)

Me: Luxord, do you're dare.

Luxord: HeY LaRxY!

Larxene: Don't call me that.

Luxord: PlEaSe KiLl MaNsEx FoR Me.

Larxene: Alright. (Kills Mansex) There, happy?

Luxord: VeRy. (Falls asleep)

Me: That's just weird

Sora: (Still in a maid's outfit) I know.

Me: (Gives the letter to Roxas)

Roxas: (Reads it and shrugs and leaves)

Me: (Turns on the T.V)

Johnny: What are you doing?

Me: Watching Roxas burning Kairi's house.

Kairi: His doing, WHAT!

Me: Don't worry, we'll build you're house later.

Kairi: Alright.

Meanwhile

Roxas: (Roasting a weenie) Well, looks like my job is done here. (Leaves)

Back at my studio

Roxas: (Returns)

Me: Welcome back Roxas!

Roxas: Hi.

Me: (Reads the letter) Please give a round of applause for JAK!

Jak: Hey long time no see.

Me: Hey Jak!

Johnny: Who's Jak?

Jak: You must be new here. I'm Jak!

Johnny: Nice to meet you, Jak. I'm Johnny.

Me: Okay Jak, do you're dare.

Jak: Okay! (Kisses Xion)

Riku: That's it!

Me: Hold him down!

Me and Bugs: (Holds Riku)

Riku: (Struggles) Let me at him, let me at him.

Me: Calm down Riku.

Bugs: Yeah doc, just stay calm.

Riku: How should I stay calm, when his kissing my gir- I mean friend!

Me: Umm.. Jak, I think that's enough.

Jak: (Stops kissing Xion) Okay! (Leaves)

Me and Bugs: (Lets go of Riku)

Riku: That's it, when I see him again, I'll try to crush him…. Scratch that, I'm totally going to crush him.

Me: (Writes something in my pad)

Riku: (Notices that I'm writing something) What's that?

Me: (Quickly hides the pad) Nothing.

Riku: Let me see that pad. (Tries to get my pad)

Me: (Dodges the hand) No!

Riku: Give it to me!

Me: You're not the boss of me!

Riku: Give it!

Me: NO!

Johnny: I guess that's it for the Truth or Dare fic. Remember, gives some dares to the KH gang, the Soul Eater gang and Looney tunes. Bye!

-KH-SE-

Well, that's it for today! Please give some dares for the Kingdom Hearts, Soul Eater, and Looney Tunes!

See ya!