Bond Estate

Castle Town, Hyrule

Local Time: 8:30 Hours

Link's eyes slowly flew open after spending his hours working on the Bike overnight. It was fixed now, having even more Durability than before. He groaned upon getting up, going to the Bathroom inside his Room. To be honest, he didn't enjoy Life as he used to.

His Room was packed with his Stuff from his Double-0 Duty and Social, having a King-Sized bed and Office Table with a Built-In Docking Station for his Devices, regardless of size, on the Left. Across from that was his Study Table where he does his Homework- and secretly hiding his newly-obtained Heckler & Koch VP70 and WA3009- in the case of an emergency. On his left, there was a door where his Forensics Lab lays, conducting tests during the Mission he's on, even with a Miniature Lab case when he's on the Case. The other side had his Bathroom, being a mixture of Middle and Low-Class Bathrooms. To finish it, he has a Balcony to overlook his Home and a stream connecting to the Thames River. At times, he uses his room with Virtual Reality Tech from MI6 to sharpen his Double-0 Skills. After all, the Room IS Soundproof.

Once he washed his face with water that felt like it came from the Arctic, he changed into his Usual Clothes. He opened the Balcony Door, looking at the weather today. It was gloomy, being only 8:30 in the Morning as Cherry Blossoms flew in the air as their daily basis. He was different from the other Rich Kids: he wasn't spoiled, hangs out with Lower-Class kids, doesn't force their Parents to buy what they want, the works. The Sun soon invaded it's Sibling's skies like a war, finally taking it over and turned to day.

His 5366X rang, seeing the caller on the Screen. "Bond here."

"Morning, Leo. We've got a Show today, remember?"

"Roxas, it's not even-" He looked at the date today. "OH CRAP! I'LL CALL YOU BACK!"

He sped out of the Room, sliding on the Railing and taking the Keys for the Hayabusa, Case and his Bag.


Once he arrived at the school, he noticed the paper hanging on the Bulletin Board: 'Band For The Upcoming James Bond Movie: The Living Daylights Performing Today!'

"Terra, you did not!" He took his Helmet, Keys, Case and Bag and stormed into the Building. "TERRA!"

He yelled once he got into the Music Room, said kid jumping up from his chair. "REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!"

Leo slammed the Case on the desk. "What's the meaning of this?! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PRACTICE, NOT PERFORM!"

"Uh... Leo, before you get pissed off, maybe you-"

"I DON'T CARE! I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR THAT WE WERE PRACTICING!" Leo raged. "IF THIS KEEPS UP, THEN INFERNO PATROL IS THROUGH!"

Terra gulped at his Pal's Rage. "Look, it wasn't me. It was Her!"

"That, ACTUALLY made a lot of sense. Sorry about that, Terra." He calmed down, taking out the content inside the Case. It was a Starless Electric Guitar used by his Favorite Group. "Let me guess: 2nd Period."

"Nooo-Yeah. It's after our Practice Period, which is now." Terra returned sadly.

Leo strummed some notes. "Boys, we have work to do."

Later...

The bell rang, everyone from each class entering the Multi-Use Room. The Room was soon filled with Students and Teachers, Principal getting on stage. "Hello fellow Students and Teachers. This has become a fantastic moment for us. The Band: Inferno Patrol, performing for the upcoming film The Living Daylights shall perform their Debut Song. As one of their Members, Sora Carter Bond has passed away, let us have a Moment of Silence to remember him."

The MUR fell into deathly silence, then the Band appeared on stage: Terra on Drums, Riku on a Keyboard, and Shulk on Saxophone where the others are on a Bass and Electric Guitar with Leo on the Mic.

"MORNIN' EVERYBODY!" All the Girls screamed at the Lead Singer. "As all of you know, our Group signed up for the Upcoming James Bond Film as it was a FORCED thing for me ironically because of my Father's Name, so here's our Song for the Film premiering tomorrow!"


Link- Hey driver, where we're going?

I swear my nerves are showing

Set your hopes up way too high

The Living's in the way we die


Roxas- Comes the morning and the headlights fade away

Hundred thousand people, I'm the one they'll blame

I've been waiting long for one of us to say

Save the Darkness, let it never fade away


Chorus- Ah, ah, The Living Daylights

Ah, ah, The Living Daylights


Link- All right, hold on tight now

If you take a Life

Do you know what you'll give?

Odds are you'll never like

What it is

But since you

Set your hopes way too high

The living's in the way we die because

I've seen Angels fall

From blinding heights


Roxas- Comes the day and the Headlights fade away

Hundred thousand changes, everything's yet the same

I've been waiting long for one of us to say

Save the darkness, let it never fade away


Chorus- Ah, ah, The Living Daylights

Ah, ah, The Living Daylights

Ah, ah, The Living Daylights


Roxas- Comes the morning and the headlights fade away

Hundred thousand people, I'm the one they'll frame


Chorus- Ah, ah, The Living Daylights

Ah, ah, The Living Daylights

Ah, ah, The Living Daylights


Link- If you come inside

Things'll never be the same

I've seen Diamonds

Cut through Harder Men

Arm yourself

Because no one else will save you!

The odds have betrayed you!

And I will replace you!

You'll never deny the Prize

It may never fulfill you!

It longs to kill you!

Are you willing to die?


Roxas- Because the coldest Blood

Runs through my Veins

You'll be the first

To feel The Living Daylights!

Set your hopes up way too high

The living's in the way we die...


Once the Song ended, everybody was roaring at the Band. In the Crowd, Leo saw his Year 5 Friend/Crush cheering and clapping for the Song They written. "THANK YOU EVERYBODY! MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS!" He set the Guitar back into the case, seeing the Girls shoving their way towards him. "Uh-oh. RUN!"

He ran off the Stage with his Gang, being chased by the other Girls in the school mainly for the Lead Singer. Zelda couldn't help but giggle at the sight of the Band being chased.


The Lead Singer of the Band ran through the Hallways after school ended, meeting up with Zelda's Group. "Hide... Me. Please." He breathed out.

"Why?"

At that moment, they heard thundering footsteps approaching. "That's why." He ducked into the Science Room.

"He must be around here!" One of the Girls stated.

Zelda walked up to them. "If you're looking for Link, I think he went to the MUR for Rehearsal."

With that lie, they bolted off to the MUR. Just as they left, Shulk, Terra, Ven, Riku, and Roxas came tearing from both sides. "HIDE US!" They jumped into the Science Room, unaware that Link's IN there! The Door slammed with a THUD!

"Oof!" The rest of the Band ran into the Lead Singer. "LEO!? WHAT'RE-"

"Shaddup! Ya want them Ravens ta hear?!" Leo fumed quietly in a 30's Gangster Accent.

With the same situation as Leo, about 150 girls came from one side as did the other side.

"WE CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!" The left side declared.

"Maybe if we join together, we can find them easier!" The others offered.

"THAT SOUND LIKE A GREAT IDEA!"

With that Idea taken, they heard a loud 'AW, C'MON!' coming from the Science Room. The Girls heard the groan, searching for the source as Zelda butted in, "I THINK IT CAME FROM THE RECREATION ROOM!"

With that, the Girls took off to the Recreation Room. When the last Girl left, Zelda's Group knocked on the door. "They're gone!"

With that, the door flung open, Inferno Patrol bursting out of there in a pile. "Thanks a load, Zel." Link thanked.

"What was that all about and with the Gangster Accent?"

"Ta Girls from ta Concert formed togetha ta form a Fan Club so they can ravage us all alive." Leon returned, still speaking in the Gangster Accent and pointing at the Board.


WANTED ALIVE: LINK BOND

REWARD: 100,000 POUNDS


"How'd they saved up THAT much money?" Zelda and her Group questioned.

"Them Ravens saved up their cash and combined 'em. That's how." Leo returned, still in that accent.

"Still, that's not as bad as the others." She pointed at the other WANTED Posters, seeing their Rewards lesser than Leo's.

"Ya serious? 25,000 Pounds for Roxas here? That's a sad story for ya, Brother." He gave sympathy, acting like he has a toothpick in his teeth.

"Drop the Accent, Leo!" Roxas barked.

"Okay, okay. I'm back." He held his hand up to tell him that he dropped it.

"COME BACK HERE TREVELYAN! I'M GONNA KILL YA BOTH!" At that Moment, four Teens came tearing through the Hallway, two of the Teens looking like Leo and Sora; instead mirrored, came tearing through the Group from the corner and into the Science Room. At that moment, two Teens in Black clothing came along, having fiery and Pale hair.

"Sean, what was that all about?" Leo questioned one of the Teens that came along.

"Ask- them- for yourselves." Sean returned, down on his knees to grab some oxygen. The Teens that chased the other two looked around, seeing them no longer in sight.

The Door opened, revealing the two that came along. "Gee, thanks for having our back Leo."

"Whadda ya think ya doing here, Danny?" Leo questioned, still in the Gangster Accent.

Daniel Trevelyan was an Old Friend of Leo, being quite the Mirror Image. He was one of his Father's Colleague- and Long-Time Friend's- Nephews. They were pals since Year 3, being in Crazy (But not anything Immature) Situations. Sometimes, they would be mistaken for each other since they were lookalikes and not Blood-Related. They really ought to paste a name on them to tell the difference.

"Would you believe it if I told you? Well, Demise thought that I dented his 1969 Camaro!"

"As for me, DK thought that I slept with Cremia!" Sora's Doppelganger committed.

"Cremia, DK's Girl?!" Zelda interrogated. DK, better known as Ghirahim, was the School's Illegal Street Racer, having a Souped-Up 1991 Dodge Stealth. He thinks that Zelda is his, but it caused a Rivalry between Link, Ganon, and himself.

The Doppelganger nodded. "You're SO gonna have a Bottle of N2O shoved up your-"

"OKAY, OKAY! I GET IT! Besides, I'M NO STREET RACER!"

Danny ravaged his Pockets, "Besides, he called up a Race. Tomorrow Night, at the Diamond Lot. Says that Leo and Ganon have to race him or that he'll kidnap Zel and..."

Zelda gasped at the Challenge. "We gotta report that!"

"No good. He'll just state that's false!" It was true: whenever Somebody catches him, he'll just state that it was all false.

"Leo, you gotta take that Challenge!"

Leo just gotten his Learner's Permit, not a Licence! "Fine! If I get hauled to the Clink, you guys are bailing me out!"

"I know you'll win!"

"'Bout the denting Danny, we ta ones that did that." Roxas had enough, so... THUD!

"YEOW!" Leo grabbed his foot, hopping in pain. "DANG ROXAS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLOODY STOMP THAT HARD!"

"You hear that?!"

"IT'S LINK! GET HIM!"

The Thundering steps were coming again, Leo and the Band with the two ducked for the Science Room. "THEY WENT THAT WAY!" The Girls took off again. The eight came put in a pile again.

"So what was that all about?"

Leo stood up. "Remember the Assembly Jake?"

Jake Trevelyan was Daniel's Brother and Nephew of his Father's Colleague. Basically, Jake would match Link's Personality as Daniel would match Sora's. The Trevelyan Brothers weren't interested in being a part of a Band, but they'd come up with the Song Ideas for them like the Song that the Band performed earlier was the Trevelyans' Idea.

"Righttttt..." Jake recalled. "Sorry about Sora."

"Does EVERYBODY have to do that?!" Leo griped, taking his Stuff. "Let's call it a day."

Everyone agreed, all going home. "Yeesh. Today was an Insane Day At School."


Link234521: HAHA! YOU AND THE OTHERS GOT CHASED!

Inferno Patrol: YOU MADE THAT HAPPEN!

Link234521: Okay, I'm sorry. I just wanted to reveal why girls are swooning over Link during Skyfall 007: Mission Start!

Sora: Ahem.

Link234521: And Sora as well. And as for Leo, you have to accept that Race!

Link: And if I don't?

Link234521: Then you can consider Zelda's Virginity-

Zelda: *WHAP!*

Link234521: OW! What was that for?!

Zelda: DON'T! MENTION! THAT!

Link234521: Fine, geez. ROLL THE 'NOTC'! ASAP!


Notes On The Chapter:

1: If you were wondering why the Band is 'Inferno Patrol', well it's a parody of Snow Patrol.

2: I know, Link's room is WAY too High-Tech! Well, that's a day in the life as a Double-0!

3: I kinda changed the original Song with some lines from another James Bond Theme.


Link234521: Help. Please. I don't wanna be ravaged by these guys AND that it's only been a day since the last Update. Blah blah blah. I get that.