Hey guys, sorry I haven't been paying much attention to this story lately. And also for the competition there is now going to be first, second and third, and there will be prizes.
Asajj Ventress stared at her roommate, she was having trouble not to burst out laughing and keep a straight face.
"And who are you in love with?" Ventress smirked.
"Oh, Veni!" Mary Orphan Sue sighed in anguish her fair skin shining in the sunlight, "You are my dearest and closest friend, (Ventress snorted) but alas I can't tell you, for now I must bear this burden on my own, but one day I hope to tell, whom he is, and I hope you too, shall find a man too."
"You gotta be kidding me," Ventress said.
"I know this is hard to understand at the moment," Mary Orphan Sue continued, "But one day, you will find a man whom shall do everything for you! He shall be so sexist and anti feminist and we shall together, masquerade like we are feminist and not anti feminist, and the men we find shall stalk us and we shall find other men to go all pedo on our children!" Mary Orphan Sue smiled in pleasure at the thought of her life.
"Do you think maybe you should see a therapist?" Ventress asked in an attempt to get Mary Orphan Sue to shut up.
"Perhaps I should," Mary Orphan Sue said, her golden hair blowing in the nonexistent breeze, "But then why is love a problem? Surely one must be allowed to love? Surely one must want to obsess over me in a stalker like fashion? Surely one must do crazy things when in love?"
"Oh Veni!" Mary Orphan Sue cried her golden, heavenly voice, sounding like an angel, "You don't understand my love, but one day I hope that you too shall share what I feel!"
"At the moment, I really don't want to." Ventress commented but Mary Orphan Sue wasn't listening but instead gazing out the window.
"Oh Veni!" Mary Orphan Sue cried dramatically, "I have so much woe in my life! I can't eat, I can't think straight, I can't sleep, and all I think of is my love!"
"So," Ventress said, "You're still anorexic, you're still annoying me, you still think you're better than me and you're still stupid."
"Indeed," Mary Orphan Sue said, not listening and think that Ventress was complimenting her, "I'm so glad we agree."
"Yeah," Ventress alleged thinking she had made some kind of breakthrough, "For once we do," Ventress smiled.
"Yes, my life is woe," Mary Orphan Sue sighed.
"Oh, you weren't listening then!" Ventress said, "So pretty much, nothing has changed,"
Hey guys the competition is what the Boss is going to be called, entries close on the first of September and feel free to suggest as many names as possible, to enter simply review and in your review include your suggestions and that is all there is to it so enter and you could win a prize.
First Prize: You will be in a chapter of I Wasn't There Because or The Bestest Mozt Famouisest Soupore Modal you decide which one want to be in
Second Prize: You get to be in a chapter of either I Wasn't There Because or The Bestest Mozt Famouisest Soupore Modal you don't get to decide which one you go in because first place decides for you!
Third Prize: You will be mentioned in I Wasn't There Because
Ok the prizes aren't that good but they were the only things I could think of.
Also I'm going to be really inconsistent with Mary Orphan Sue so one day she is gonna be blonde next day purple hair, tanned, white, African, brown eyes, blue eyes, shoulder length hair, knee length hair, but the one thing that will stay the same is her being anorexic and a pain in the ass.