A/N: Yay, another dialogue. I really don't think this is up to my usual potential. It's not as fluffy as usual. It does have some seriousness in it, but everything is good at the end. Not to worry. I don't have a beta, so sorry for any errors.

Summary: "Its one of the things I love about you. But its becoming clearer and clearer one does not just simply break good kitchenware over their beloved's head and split the second he goes to get a drink if one is not completely insane."

Disclaimer: I don't own GG or some of this wouldn't be so OOC.

-- "Want to be a little louder, Bass?"

-- "Trust me when I say my reaction is warranted."

-- "Did that really give you an excuse to abuse the door? They could hear you all the way downstairs."

-- "Well this is highly unprecedented."

-- "What are you talking about?"

-- "You know exactly what I'm talking about."

-- "I'm not a mind reader."

-- "How about the thing you've been keeping from me?"

-- "The only thing that I've been keeping was my previous distaste for you."

-- "Previous but not present."

-- "We're done, Chuck. What are you even doing here?"

-- "Funny how whenever you say you're done its you that comes into my loving arms again."

-- "'Loving?' You were the one who ended things, not me."

-- "You always did have a flair for the dramatics, Waldorf. We had a fight. You were the one who left."

-- "For good reason."

-- "I was gone for two hours, Blair. I come back and all your stuff is gone."

-- "You forget the part of the story that when you come home you're loaded."

-- "So you still consider it your home? Good. All the better for you to come back."

-- "I'm staying here, Chuck."

-- "Why? Just easier for you to live in denial?"

-- "Again, I have no idea what you're talking about."

-- "You always know what I'm talking about. We know each other better than anyone."

-- "Well that's over now."

-- "And somehow I find that difficult to believe. Maybe that has something to do with as soon as you say that, you end up purring in my ear."

-- "You know how I hate to repeat myself, but that's as over as this relationship."

-- "Great. Then I can expect you back home tonight."

-- "No, Bass."

-- "No what?"

-- "I'm not going anywhere with you."

-- "And why would that be? Could it be the possible guilt that is plaguing you about lying to me?"

-- "I never lied to you."

-- "Withholding such valuable information is the same thing."

-- "I've always bee truthful, Chuck. And that's more than I can say for you."

-- "Ancient history, Waldorf. Besides, I told you I loved you in the end."

-- "Yeah, nine months after I asked the first time."

-- "Speaking of nine months, how far along are you? I'm only asking because I didn't even know you were pregnant in the first place."

-- "You're first instinct was right, because I'm not."

-- "Are you really that blind, Waldorf? Or was the smashing china over my head not enough of a tip-off to your bitchy hormones?"

-- "Maybe I'm just a bitch. Even think about that?"

-- "Several times. Its one of the things I love about you. But its becoming clearer and clearer one does not just simply break good kitchenware over their beloved's head and split the second he goes to get a drink if one is not completely insane. Or pregnant."

-- "Are you calling me insane?"

-- "Exactly my point. Everyone knows you are a tad prone to overreaction but moving in immediatrely with your best friend after one lovers' quarrel--"

-- "You yelled at me!"

-- "And you threw sharp objects at me but I wouldn't have if you just told me the truth."

-- "What an overactive imagination, Bass. Have you been riding that smooth high of yours again, or is Humphrey's so called 'literature' getting to you?"

-- "Quite frankly, the only thing I want to be riding is you, but I don't think my dear sister would appreciate that in her bedroom."

-- "Good. Then leave."

-- "I'm afraid that's not possible."

-- "Oh, its very possible. Just move your legs in that direction."

-- "Not without you."

-- "Then I'm afraid you're stuck."

-- "That's okay. I can be a very patient man..."

-- "No you can't."

-- "...when it comes to you."

-- "Don't fool yourself."

-- "A year and a half of waiting until we officially got together. I can wait nine months until you get over this little hormonal stage of yours."

-- "I'm not pregnant."

-- "That's not what you told Serena."

-- "Serena heard wrong."

-- "Isn't it funny that only when one of us is feeling vulnerable does Serena hear wrong."

-- "Not really."

-- "You wouldn't be here if you weren't hiding from me."

-- "I'm not hiding."

-- "Then come home with me."

-- "That's not home. Not anymore."

-- "Since when? When that stick turned blue?"

-- "Let's be honest, Bass. You're not really made out of paternal material."

-- "I thought you weren't pregnant."

-- "I'm just saying."

-- "No, you're just rationalizing so you can tell me the real reason you left without really telling me."

-- "And what's that?"

-- "That you don't think I'm mature enough to become a father."

-- "You're not. Me being pregnant or not pregnant won't change that fact."

-- "Then let me tell you something you may or may not know. I'm terrified. You being pregnant has accomplished my worst fear. I'm not afraid of fatherhood. After everything that I went through with my own father, I know what to do. I just do the opposite of what he did. What I'm afraid of is walking into that maternity ward and walking out with you not by my side. I don't want our son to go through the childhood that I did."

-- "We're not having a boy."

-- "Oh, so you are pregnant?"

-- "No! What I meant was..."

-- "That's game, Waldorf. You just conceded."

-- "Never to you."

-- "You already have."

-- "... Stop smirking at me. You think you're so clever."

-- "Oh, but I am."

-- "I hate you."

-- "I heard your libido increases when you're pregnant. Do you find that to be true?"

-- "Shut up."

-- "Because if it is, its been too long since I've had you in my bed."

-- "It's been three days. And I'm not going home with you."

-- "We'll see."