Hey yo, everybody! Since this was a short story, I'mma make this short, too. So, without further ado- the winners of the Wondrous Waffles Contest! YAYYYYYY!

5th place (shout-out): katherine. I love how you took the time to go back and review all of the chapters at once. Now that's dedication! And thanks for the compliments :)

4th place (shout-out): StoriesAreMagic. Thanks for reading- it's always cool to see new people review. And I want a Kindle soooo bad. And thanks for the poke about Fang's personality :)

3rd place (shout-out and an excerpt from an upcoming story): Sierra156. Come on, dude, you're slipping. Haha JK, I love ALL of your reviews. But, uh, I think my favorite quote from a review of yours was "Well, ya sure as f*ck don't hear THAT every day." And the "Fang's havin' a baby child" which, I'm sure you noticed, was used several times in the story. I was cracking up while simultaneously scaring my family. P.S- the excerpt is the same one you got for La Belle Vie contest, so do you just want another chapter from that same story?

2nd place (shout-out and an excerpt from an upcoming story): wolfhead. Honestly, I think this is the first story you've reviewed full time, and I'm glad for it! "Fishy DNA, wheeee!" LOL I loved it! And looking back, you sympathized with Fang every chapter. HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR SYMPATHY! XD

1st place (shout-out, an excerpt from an upcoming story, and… a little extra something. I'm still not sure what it is. We'll talk.): MisoSoup8D! Haha, your reviews always made me laugh XD And I like the smiley face in your name (if that's what it actually is… O.o) I liked your idea for the mix mash of what the baby would look like, and how we are alike in our (probably unhealthy) obsession with iPod touches. And your failed smoke bomb XD

The excerpt is actually from the story I'll be posting within the week, so you'll be getting a sneak peak at it! So if you won an excerpt, PM/review and let me know whether you want it in DocX, PM, or an email!

Thank you all for reading, reviewing, and basically making me feel good :) I was really excited to write this story, so I'm glad you liked it!

Enter my SYOC for my next story "No Safety"!

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