I don't know anything about him except in kingdom hearts, but I'm going to try my best!

Janae is listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack and gets to the song 'if you were gay'

Janae: I should so sing this song to Riku...

Beginning theme plays

Janae: oh crap, are we on? Um... oh yeah! Welcome to the show people, I am the host if you haven't figured it out by now.

Voice from behind curtain: do I come on yet?

Janae: no stupid, wait until I introduce you! Anyway, today, our guest has been in more video games then one, everyone please welcome Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: walks on stage

Janae: looks around where are the Fangirls?

Sephiroth: I killed them all.

Janae: why'd you do that?

Sephiroth: they were asking me for children. I don't do children.

Janae: oh well, they'll be back before chapter's end, they always are. Anyway, on with the questions. The first few are from ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat. The first thing she wants to know is about your hair. Is it naturally silver or is it colored.

Sephiroth: How dare you insult me! My hair is platinum and cost my eight thousand munny!

Janae: cry me a river MJ. Anywho, she also wants to know what the H-E- double hockey stick is up with that ten foot sword?

Sephiroth: I was vacationing in whoville, and I met the Grinch, but I didn't want to touch him, so I picked up the nearest thing and I've had it ever since.

Janae: yeah Jim Carry is weird like that. Shadow wants to know what's up the your background music.

Sephiroth: My close friend Barney had some spare time, so he wrote me that score.

Janae: you really never know what you'll find on kid's shows. I mean what's next, Dora the Explorer working a porno shop?

Sephiroth: actually...

Janae: NEVERMIND! Anyway, lastly, from Shadow, she wants to know why you have the wing.

Sephiroth: it makes me look cool.

Janae: ok, and continuing with your wing, FuN SiZeD wants to know how you are able to fly with only one wing.

Sephiroth: actually, it's only for show. I can fly because there are wires set up where ever I go.

Janae: OOO PHONY!

Sephiroth: whatever

Janae: anyway, I gotta know, why on earth are you so hard to defeat in both the games? I mean cut us some slack.

Sephiroth; no way. I have to get back at Sora for what he did to me.

Janae: he just seems to be messing everybody up these day, but alright, I'll bite. What did Sora do to you?

Sephiroth: when Demyx had his reunion concert with KISS, Sora invited Cloud instead of me!

Janae: you're that big a KISS fan huh?

Sephiroth: rips off shirt to reveal KISS shirt yup

Janae: and now it's time for hair commentary, the part of the show where I make a comment about your hair. Sephiroth, your hair looks like a piece of paper was glued to your head and was painted silver

Sephiroth: PLATINUM

Janae: what are you a credit card? Oh I almost forgot about one person who had a question! Marissa Because I'm Special wants to know what your views are on our lord and master Foamy the squirrel.

Sephiroth: who?

Janae: Foamy! Foamy the squirrel! DO A DAMN GOOGLE SEARCH!

Sephiroth: alright, alright, don't get nasty.

Janae: I'll be as nasty as I want Mastercard!

Sephiroth: Do you have anything else that you want to say to me before I leave?

Janae: yes, how do you feel about...

Fangirls: SEPHIROTH, WE LOVE YOU! Begin to charge at him

Janae: just because you questioned my wisdom on the Fangirls, I shall let them have you, and as a special treat, I'll give you all marriage licenses.

Fangirls: YAY! Begin to drag Sephiroth out of the studio

Sephiroth: WAIT, NO I'M NOT READY FOR COMMITMENT!

Janae: But I am so ready for you and your rudeness to leave. See you later mastercard!

Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOO! Gets dragged away

Cloud: comes bursting through the wall hey, have you seen Sephiroth?

Janae: who?

Cloud: the guy with one wing and a really long sword?

Janae: was he in Dogma?

Cloud: no

Janae: never heard of him, but if I were you, I'd try Cosco. You can get like anything there!

Cloud: ok, Thanks! Goes off to Cosco

Janae: well that's all the time we have! See you next time for the beginning of a special part of the show!

Ending theme plays

AFTER THE SHOW

Cloud: now at Cosco let's see...isle 32, here we go, evil halves by the dozen!

So next episode we will begin checking up on people who have been on the show already and what's been going on in their lives! Sora's up first!