Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or any of the characters (as much as i would love to own Emmett and Edward). Nor do I own Afroman or T.I. and neither do I own their songs...

Cullen and Co. IM names

Alice - futureshoppingqueen
Bella - lovemonkey
Edward - soul-lessKB
Emmett - grizzlyvamp
Rosalie - blondsarebetter
Jasper - hailthehale
Esme - butterflykisses
Carlisle - drdogood
Renneseme - nessinessness
Jacob - leaderofthepack
Seth - SnarlsBARKley
Leah - beatyoudown
BOO - ??

grizzlyvamp has entered the chat-room

lovemonkey has entered the chat-room

grizzlyvamp - hey Bella?

lovemonkey - yes Emmett?

grizzlyvamp - Hey Hey Hey Hey, Damn shawty, Look at you I'm just saying man, Is it just me or you got too much ass in them jeans, Come here

lovemonkey - Hey I been watchin' you a while now, And I just wanna find a way to make you smile now

grizzlyvamp - Why you blushing, forget about them other guys now, I know you ain't trying to tell me that you shy now, I realize that you're beauty could intimidate

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futureshoppingqueen - Them suckers you ain't got no business for them anyway

lovemonkey - LOL

futureshoppingqueen - I didn't know you listened to hip-hop Bella?!

lovemonkey - some clairvoyant YOU are.

girzzlyvamp - With such a, pretty face big booty, little waistline... I wanna grab from behind to the bass line.

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lovemonkey - I got a colt 45 and 2 zig-zags hey baby thats all we need

futureshoppingqueen - we can drive to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

grizzlyvamp - while the marijuana burnin we can take our turns

futureshoppingqueen - singin them dirty rap songs,

lovemonkey - Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

soul-lessKB - and sell tapes from here to hong kong

grizzlyvamp - so roll roll roll my joint

lovemonkey - woah woah WOAH!

futureshoppingqueen - cheyaaah!

soul-lessKB - ... what?

lovemonkey - Edward.. whose that song by?

futureshoppingqueen - and what is the song called?

soul-lessKB - Colt 45 - Afroman.

futureshoppingqueen - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

lovemonkey - yes yes. we really would like to know.

grizzlyvamp - I CAN ANSWER THAT!

soul-lessKB - quit with the caps lock! and actually Emmett can answer that

lovemonkey - okay... Emmett.. why does he know that?

grizzlyvamp - weeeell, I was looking through his CD collection a few years ago and noticed that dear Edward had no rap or hip-hop.. or really anything good for that matter

soul-lessKB - you just have no taste

grizzlyvamp - I do to, and it faaar suprasses your taste in music..

lovemonkey - ANYWAYS!

grizzlyvamp - right, well I went out and bought a few CD's and one of them was Afroman!

soul-lessKB - he played that CD over.. and over... and over... I can recite the entire song off the top of my head. its quite rediculous

futureshoppingqueen - oh right! I remember that! hey what ever happend to that CD anyways?

grizzlyvamp - you broke it in half and then jumped around on it

soul-lessKB - after that you proceeded to burn it and then when that didn't work you tied a rock to it and threw it in the lake, the entire time you were laughing hysterically.

futureshoppingqueen - oh yeaaaah! hey well i did warn you what would happen

grizzlyvamp - you still owe me a CD.

futureshoppingqueen - wait... let me check... NOPE no where in yours or my future do I see myself buying you another Afroman CD.

lovemonkey - .... its like living with a bunch of over aged children.

soul-lessKB - yet you continue to grace us with your presence

lovemonkey - you'd miss me if I left.

futureshoppingqueen - I WOULD! Bella I don't think I could go on without you! NOT AGAIN YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEE!

soul-lessKB - what she said.

grizzlyvamp - AGREED!

lovemonkey - okay guys... calm down.

futureshoppingqueen - I WOULD BE A WRECK BELLA! PLEAAAAASE DONT GO!

lovemonkey - ALICE, I'm not going anywhere.. SHEESH! besides I don't think Edward could afford alamony.. mwahahahahhaha

soul-lessKB - .... I don't particularly care for this conversation.

grizzlyvamp - thats okay, I do! BELLA YOU COULD COME LIVE MEEEE!

lovemonkey - omg.. what have I started?

soul-lessKB - Emmett you live in the same house as me.. That wouldnt work.

grizzlyvamp - weeell technically you guys live in a hut in the woods so we DON'T live togehter dear Eddy.

lovemonkey - he's got you there

futureshoppingqueen - EDWARD! I have a plan....

soul-lessKB - ... that might just work.

lovemonkey - what?

soul-lessKB - oh its nothing you need to worry about love.

futureshoppingqueen - at least not yet...

grizzlyvamp - mwahahaha

lovemonkey - Emmett you don't even know what their talking about.

soul-lessKB - Alice meet me.....

futureshoppingqueen - I'll be there in.... 2 seconds!

soul-lessKB - I'll brb my love..

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grizzlyvamp - Im out! harrass ya lata Bella Bell Bell

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lovemonkey - stupid vampires...

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A/N - Sorry it took so long to up date, but I ended up getting my wisdom teeth out this week so therefor I have been veeery loopy. Hope you guys enjoyed this one!! I fiiixed it! sorry about how it was before, not to sure what happend.. along with Carlisles missing IM name.. WTF?!