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BELLA'S POV.

Twelve hours. It took Twelve hours to remove Mike Newton from that pole. The fire-men had to call in a crew of special builders from Seattle to burn the metal. Charlie told me everything the following morning, he then gave me a lesson on how to fight back if someone attempts to put you up a pole. Oh yes, maybe a nomadic Vampire like Victoria will do that when she tries to seek revenge! Thanks dad!

On the bright side, it was a Saturday, which meant no school or gym. Of course I still had to do my shift at Mike's parents shop. But I knew that Mike wouldn't be there, after you spend twelve hours shaking 'yo thang up a pole, screaming that you want your boo bear and having your trousers fall down, you probably need therapy.

Rob let me go to work without him, knowing that there was no danger. Afterwards I was planning to go and see Jacob, since Edward decided to let me see him again. Should I bring him a bag of doggie treats?

I regretted thinking that; Jacob was my best friend...i can't just get him doggie treats, he deserves a chew-toy as-well.

Did i also mention that Mike Newton is on you tube? Over-night he became a internet sensation. One Million hits in less than twenty four hours. He was giving Chris Crocker a run for his money. Maybe the Volturi would see the video? I think Aro would dig that.

One question; who put him on you tube? Jasper or Emmett?

It was hard to complete my shift as I was so excited about seeing Jacob. I started crying tears of joys as I was sweeping the floors. I was tempted to start singing 'reunited' while brushing the floors.

My whole body was burning with joy as I finished my shift. I climbed into my red rusty truck, I didn't even notice that it was raining. I started up the engine and put my hands on the steering wheel, ready to drive to La Push.

Thats when I noticed a suburban drive up behind me. Inside it was a blonde, baby faced boy. Or as Rob would call him, 'Ronald McDonald with Acne.'

I was tempted to drive off, but Mike got out his car and walked over to me before I had a chance to drive off.

Mike stood facing the window, a grin on his face...i wasn't sure if he meant it, though.

I hesitated on rolling down the window, but in the end I rolled it down.

"Hey Bella." Mike said calmly.

I was tempted to say numerous things to him...

Hello Mike, have fun up the pole?

Did you know that your on you tube?

Stop looking at my chest, please.

I didn't get a chance to say 'hi' to him before he started talking again, "What happened yesterday was crazy, huh? A guy dressed up as Hitler putting me up a pole,...very freaky." Mike laughed a quiet awkward laugh.

"Yeah, weird." I mumbled. I examined Mike's face...he seemed a little different. Not with his looks, but more his expression. Maybe thats what one millions hits on you tube over night does to you.

"Well I gotta go, Eric wanted me to check out something on you tube, apparently some idiot was posted on it, screaming stuff about stuffed animals."

Keep in the laughter, keep in the laughter.

I couldn't even say goodbye without laughing, so Mike just shrugged and went back into his Suburban. Where the hell was he going? Wasn't he going into the store? I was full of confusion, but I decided to let it pass.

Now what should me and Jake do today...maybe jump of the 'ol cliff or two?

My thoughts were interrupted by a sudden loud bang coming from behind my truck, the impact made me whack my head against the wheel. I've had worse, but the pain was pretty bad. My mouth was opened in shock. I moved my head up, putting my hand on my head. I lifted it away and looked at my hand, covered in blood.

I then saw in my windscreen mirror, Mike Newton in his car, small sniggers escaping from his mouth.

How do i explain this? Edward Cullen does not care if it was simply a accident or not. Edward Cullen will not let this go.

Shall i call Carlisle and book an appointment in for Mike in advance?

I had to get five stitches on my forehead, not bad for someone like me. Charlie rushed over to the hospital, Edward was no-where to be seen. Hadn't Alice told him about what happened? Edward was away hunting, so I suppose it was good that he didn't know. He could easily change from hunting deers to Mike Newton.

Charlie said that the damage on my truck wasn't that bad. But to Edward, it probably was. I made my tactics up for the future argument against Edward about buying me a brand new car.

"Lamb!" I heard Rob yell as he arrived in the hospital, getting dirty looks from doctors and nurses.

I felt my face go bright red as my bodyguard ran up to me, "Rob, calm down, I'm fine, where is Edward?"

"Your mother-in-law told me not to tell him, where is Doctor Cullen?" Rob demanded, whisking out his cell-phone.

I groaned, "Rob, stop over-reacting. Look, Carlisle had to treat another patient. I can go home now, lets go."

Thats when Charlie arrived, he seemed to have grasped the fact that I had a bodyguard better than the last time, "Bells, I have to go. I just got a call from the police station, apparently four boys set Mike Newton's car on fire."

Should i send a thank-you note to Jacob for not pushing my boyfriend in the fire?

Yeah, yeah, I know its not the funniest chapter :(
and 100+ reviews, yeeehaw! Thank you so much.
i will do a chapter about how the cullen bro's + jacob set Mike's car on fire.
Then a chapter with new material MIGHT be out Monday or earlier, as I can't think of any idea's.
And I start back school on Tuesday, so updates shall be slower. D:
so thank you all again for the reviews. YOU GUYS ROCK MORE THAN EDWARD CULLEN, JASPER HALE, EMMETT CULLEN & JACOB BLACK BURNING MIKES CAR. :D

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