Hey! Thank God mom is asleep at the other room and I can update. Anyway, I'm still waiting for the English subs! And I'm still waiting for the reviews but.. no progress=(( I have to continue writing until it is complete. I won't give up!!!=|

Anyway, here is the latest chapter... Enjoy!!XD

~~I-Catch 7.0: Weapons~~

Tenten: Weapons are used to protect ourselves, especially women. So you have to keep a knife in your pocket so if there is an emergency, you can stab the person to death!

Temari: Can I carry a chainsaw on my back?

Sakura: If it could fit in your pocket you can.

The

Coronation

of

The

Wicked

Princess!

"Sasuke-Kun.."

"We hear the rumors.."

"Is it true that you've kissed Haruno-san?!" His fan girls cried. Damn these bastards when will they leave me?

"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!" They all cried. veins popped out to Sasuke's forehead but managed to keep calm. The fan girls continued to cry annoyingly. Temari gulped, even a wicked witch like her is scared of an angry Sasuke. If he got angry he can manage to beat them all up to death.

After 10 annoying minutes..

"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!" The fan girls cried once again.

"If you kissed Haruno-san, kiss me also!"

"No kiss all of us!!"

"Kyaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Okay this reached to Sasuke's patience limit. Eventually he broke the teachers table to half, then turned around the fan girls. "Would you leave the hell out of me alone?!!!!!!!!!" He yelled, the fan girls got scared, correction, Who wouldn't? But as you see they were screaming like hell and running like mad.

"Let's go home before I kill all of them." Sasuke just said coolly but he is obviously pissed off. While walking home, Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji walked behind Sasuke. Sakura stayed beside him, but she can see the ''Sparkly Satan of Hell" once again.

~*~*X*~*~

Somewhere out there...

"We are not going to let go of Sasuke-kun" A young girl with Violet hair said to her other companions. "That's right, we have to plan something that would make Sasuke-kun hate Haruno." A girl with blond hair in a ponytail said, she is also attractive. "And I have a plan. remember, Sasuke-kun hates fan girls." Karin smirked. as she looked at her pink laptop.

~*~*X*~*~

In the mansion...

"How's Sasuke, Sakura-chan?" Temari asked obviously scared. "I don't know, he went straight to his bedroom and locked the door." Sakura replied. just then Shikamaru, Neji, and Naruto came to the living room, along with Ichiko. "Look what I got!" Ichiko said showing them an apple with some pink crowns in it. "This looks delicious!" Temari said as she grabbed the apple and took a bite. after that her eyes narrowed the collapsed. Shikamaru catch her and carried her bridal style.

"Hey, troublesome woman! Wake up!" Shikamaru yelled at her, soon her eyes opened and he prepared for her attack. But what happened is beyond everyone's imagination!

"Please put me down, It's embarrassing.." Temari faced away and Shikamaru dropped her as well as his jaws. Everyone's jaw dropped.

"It's A....A...POISON APPLE!!!!!" Everyone screamed. Naruto dialed his phone and screamed. "Emergency! Emergency, come here there is something strange happening in this mansion hurry!" The he dropped it. Others where still shocked as Sasuke entered the living room, Half-naked. Sakura had a few drops of blood from her nose and Temari face away, blushing. "Can you please have your shirt on. It makes me uncomfortable." She pleaded cutely and Sasuke's jaw dropped as well. He walk over to Sakura who gave him a towel.

"What the hell is wrong with her?" He asked Sakura just pointed the apple. "Ah, food poisoning." He whispered to himself.

~*~*X*~*~

~~I-Catch 7.1: Dealing with romance~~

Sakura: Temari, want to watch Wrong turn?

Temari: Can we watch a romance movie instead?

Sakura: Boo! Hate love stories!

Temari: But to a girl, love is a special thing!

Sakura: Hate all of it.

~*After 30 long minutes*~

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Tenten shouted and stomped to the living room.

"w-where's Temari-san?" Hinata asked.

The others who witnessed the first scene pointed at the door. It soon opened and a girl with a nice straight hair and wore a red gown.

"I-Is th-that y-you... TEMARI?!?!" tenten screamed. Who knows that these creepy woman can wear a gown. Tenten and hinata's jaw dropped just like the others a while ago. Temari looked at all of them.

"Would you like me to cook dinner?" She smiled.. cutely. But to others... CREEPY!!! correction. Creepy As Hell. First of all the wicked witch and the scariest girl in school, Temari, is like... A princess?! Who in their right mind would imagine such a horrid thing.

A few troublesome hours later..

"Hmm.. So this is called the princess apple." Neji said while reading a profile on his laptop. Everyone looked at the laptop and echoed. "Princess Apple."

"Yeah, This can change anyone to a princess if he or she take a bite." Neji said

"You mean teme can cross dress if he ate that?"

Punch

"Hey what was that for?" Naruto asked rubbing his head.

"Next time say weird things and I'll drag you to hell." Sasuke replied coolly.

"Wait. It also said that it can be cured by intense shock." Neji said again.

"Where the hell can we find a prince?" Sakura asked, obviously she was confused. One reason, princes are indangered these days.

"Oh well, what are we going to do?" Tenten sighted.

"I guess w-we j-just h-have to g-get used to Temari-san." Hinata said the others glared at her like WTF?

"Should we call oba-chan?" Naruto shouted then backed up when he received the glares. "Okay, I was just suggesting." He continued.

"I know!" Ichiko said pointing at Shikamaru. "Maybe if Shikamaru-OniiChan kisses her she can return to normal!" She continued grinning. The others looked at Shikamaru as if they were guessing the point. Shikamaru just scratched his head and mumbled 'troublesome'.

"That's right, Shikamaru if you kiss her the shock can bring her back to normal." Tenten pleaded to shikamaru.

"No way, she would just kill me." Shikamaru faced away.

"How about seduction tactics?" Naruto suggest everyone looked at him amazingly. Shikamaru walked out of the living room.

"For once Naruto had a good idea." Sakura said. the others nodded expet for Neji and Sasuke who just said ''Hn.''

''Ne, Sasuke! go for it!" Tenten pointed out Sasuke who was drinking soft drinks.

"Count me out." He said walking out, He grabbed Sakura by the arm and whispered something to her ear. "What they will be doing is useless. Just come with me to get out of this ruckus."The two started walking out leaving Neji, Naruto, and Tenten(Hinata walked out when she heard seduction tactics).

"Okay, Okay, let's stop the seduction tactics." Tenten screamed after she noticed that some of them left.

"Juice?" Temari said behind her smiling.

"How about we watch Chainsaw massacre?" Tenten smiled back. Temari just covered her mouth and shook her head.

"That movie is scary.. I hate gore."

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Please keep it down."

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE THAT MOVIE THAN ALL OF US!"

"But... But.. It's"

"Tenten." Neji said coolly.

"That won't help. Shikamaru is our only hope, I can't stand her being like a lady.."

Tenten nodded.

Seduction Tactics Dissaproved: Matchmaking mission: Approved!

~*~*X*~*~

"Ya!" Tenten yelled as she kicked the hell out of Shikamaru and locked him on a room.

"Troublesome, what they hell is she up to?" He said trying to think, he is thinking when he heard a feminine voice crying beyond his back. He noticed that this was Temari. "What the?!" Shikamaru is now confused. He wants the old Temari back and not some bitch hanging around the school. He hates girly girls.

"Tch! Troublesome, why did it have to be me?" Shikamaru asked himself and made a decision. He pulled Temari closer to him and kissed her. He had to admit he enjoyed this feeling.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Punch!

"Ow, watch out woman!" Shikamaru finally said after he received the punch from Temari, who was blushing like mad.

"Finnaly you came back to normal." he mumbled as Temari kicked the door open and started walking with Shikamaru to the corridors.

"You know, I like it when you're like that." Shikamaru smiled to Temari and Temari looked skeptical.

"Never mind that. forget about it."

~*~*X*~*~

~*Rooftop*~

"How's Temari?" Sakura asked at Sasuke, who was staring blankly at the sunset. "She's okay.."

"somethings in this place that is too impossible to imagine. Just like Temari being a lady. And you being a beautiful wife." Sasuke teased and smirked. Sakura just pouted and faced away.

Next Chapter: The bloody couple from hell!

"Sasuke, Sorry for leaving you, we will make it up to you if you come back." Sasuke's mom said. "We just have to arrange you to a certain rich girl, you'll like her come with us!" His dad spoke. "I won't go with you. why does it have me in arrangements?"

~*~*X*~*~

"Just pretend for a while! I'm begging you!" Sasuke pleaded for once to Sakura. "All right, But you're paying me ¥1500!"

~*~*X*~*~

"Can I have this dance" Sasuke smiled to Sakura as he handed her his hand. Sakura hesitated at first but some part of her said to go for it.

Updated: February 12 2010

Finally! I just replaced the mushrooms with apple. I don't really know where I got the idea, it just popped out to my head. Anyway, I got lazy writing this chapter because it crashed many times and it did not save, and I was like, writing again and again and again. Anyways, if it didn't crash there would be a seduction tactic scene but I got lazy to type again. and I was also lazy writing Shikamaru and Temari's yeah, Please, Please,Please,Please,Please, review!!!!!! If it's not in the review I wouldn't continue this story so please!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! And thanks for the one's that read my story. Thank you very much!!!!!! There would be a lot of chapters coming up.

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