Note : Same as the first six chapters, Sloth and Pride are me (sloth) and my friend (pride). NOT the characters from fullmetal alchemist. I underlined the inteviewers again to make everthing a little less confusing. And it will most likely be very confusing because there's two Sloths and two Prides, but just remember, the interviewers are underlined.

And if you didn't already know, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

This chapter is based on the anime. And Dante is in Lyra's body.

Sloth: At least the people..um, things...that we're interviewing are comming to us today. We don't have to move at all.

Pride: Pride, Sloth and Dante, right?

Sloth: Yup, and here they come! (points to the studio entrance, Dante was walking in, followed closley by Pride and Sloth)

Dante: Hi. (sits down beside Pride.)

Pride: Nice room. It's a happy room! (sits down beside Dante)

Pride: Yeah...happy...

Sloth: Hey Sloth!!! Come sit down! There's lots of room here!

Sloth: (sits down beside Sloth) What now?

Acward silence.

Pride: So-- (gets distracted by Pride in mid sentence)

Pride: (Starts to poke Dante in her eye with her microphone)

Dante: (jumps away) Ah! What are you doing?! Stop that, right now!

Pride: Mi scusi, mi scusi...

Sloth: (laughs)

Sloth & Pride: (look coonfused)

Dante: (Sits down as far away as possible from Pride) What's wrong with you?

Sloth: (stops laughing) Kay, let's start now. First question, if you could have any hair style, what would you get?

Pride: Oh! Oh! I know! Pride would get a mullet!

Pride: (chuckles) No, no...I hardly think I have enough hair for that. The only hair style I can have is short hair, well, I s'pose I could consider dyeing. Purple! Purple is a happy color! I could dye my hair purple!

Sloth: I hate purple... (stares angerly at Sloth's purple dress)

Sloth: What's wrong with pruple? Dante's always wearing that color too.

Sloth: It's too, too...dunno, I guess I just don't like it.

Pride: What hair style would you have, Dante?

Sloth: Oh, I can answer that one, Dante would obviously get an afro!

Dante: I can answer my own questions, thank you. I would have wavey hair because it's the style I had when I was in my origninal body and the style I had when I first used the philosopher's stone to transfer Hohenheim's soul. (starts daydreaming about hohenheim)

Pride: All right! Next question!

Sloth: What about me?

Sloth: What about you?!

Sloth: Oh, nothing... (looks annoyed)

Sloth: (yawns) I'm tired...

Sloth: Me too.

Dante: I see Pride has fallen asleep.

Pride: (is sleeping in his chair, snoring)

Sloth: I guess Selim must have tired him out, I hate that annoying kid.

Pride: No sleeping during the interview! (dumps a glass of water on Pride's head)

Pride: (wakes up and stretches) Hmmm...what a nice little nap!

Sloth: I wish I could have one, but I probably wouldn't be able to fall asleep here.

Dante: Yeah, this pillows are fairly lumpy. (grabs a pillow and tries to fluff it up)

Sloth: If you're really tired you could fall asleep without a pillow!

Pride: (grabs Dante's pillow and hits her in the head with it) Pillow fight!

Sloth: (grabs a pillow and joins Pride in the whacking of Dante's head) Yeah!

Dante: (Ducks under the center table) What do you think your doing?! You can't fo this to me! I'm the shepheard of sins!

Pride & Sloth: (sit back down)

Pride: That was fun.

Sloth: And random. (reads her paper) Okay! What's your favourite thing to do when you have nothing to do?

Dante: Why would I tell you? Who knows who you might pass the information on to?

Sloth: It was only a question...

Pride: Pride?

Pride: Oh, ho ho (chuckles)! I think you already know.

Sloth: NOTHING!

Sloth: Wow.

Pride: You guys sure are bad at answering questions. Let's try again...(reads her paper) blurt out something random...NOW!

Dante: ...? ...what...? (looks confused)

Sloth: ... (stares at Pride funny)

Pride: (scratches his chin and smiles) ...dunno...

Pride: (pokes Dante with her microphone) C'mon!

Dante: (whacks the microphone away) Stop that! What is that? Like the third time you've poked me or hit me with something today?! I'm leaving! C'mon, Pride. C'mon, Sloth, let's go. (all three walk out)

Sloth: I guess it's over for today then?

Pride: ...Yeah!