Chapter 7

Hi people who are nice enough to read my story! Also, if you want to flame me about how an emotionless Naruto shouldn't help people, talk to the makers of the game. Seriously, emotionless does not mean Asshole Sasuke type. Here's the next chapter.

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Talking- "Yo."

Demon Talking- "Yo."

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After the disco, Naruto went back to his apartment, only to see a bunch of explosive notes waiting for him ignited. Naruto jumped out of the window 3 seconds later, with a large blast that wiped out the room/lair/hive he lived in.

"Shit. Somebody just tried to kill me with Shinobi gear." Naruto bemoaned after walking into a horrible-looking hotel, paying the necessary amount of money and getting spat at, and flopping onto his bed. Another figure appeared out of the shadows and decapitated him with a large one-sided axe.

"Finally! The abomination is de—gack!" A large coil of biomass curled around the figure and pulled it into the light, which by the way were terribly lit, revealing it to be one of Naruto's main haters, a nondescript Jonin who despised him after Naruto killed his wife for trying to kill him.

The Jonin glared at Naruto, futilely struggling against the coil as it tightened (You know, the beginning scene where Mercer grabs James) around his neck. Naruto also noticed a gleam behind him, and threw the Jonin back, only to see him stop and crumple to the ground while his head decided to let go of his neck and fuse with the wall.

James Heller, the infamous prototype was at the front door glaring at him with a Blade activated. "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO WHILE I'M TRYING TO SAVE THOSE HUMANS FROM WHAT MADE US 5 MONSTERS!" James roared at Naruto, who hardened his eyes and disappeared into the floor. James narrowed his eyes and transformed his hands into Hammerfists in order to smash the floor like the Hulk.

Naruto, having been annoyed, speared Heller from the wall using some excess biomass he had on him and jumped out of the floor with a strong kick readied to launch Heller out of the window. Heller widened his eyes and spoke, "Oh fuck me." just before his face kissed Naruto's sandal. Heller flew out of the window and into a nearby house. Naruto decided to avoid any more confrontation and shunshined to a lair and smoothed it over with concrete-like biomass.

(2 days later)

Mei Terumi was a patient woman. However, this amazing patience was something that usually came with Kages. She waited after 30 minutes passed by, making her pissed as she waited for Naruto, who was unable to appear on time for some strange reason.

She noticed a figure tiredly walking towards her rather quickly and she tensed, not expecting Naruto of all people to walk at her looking like he got high for a bit and then went into a slaughterhouse filled with weapons. He bowed down and spoke stoically," I am sorry for not being able to arrive on time, as I am being chased down."

Mei flinched back, almost as if she was struck, as she recalled the tone Naruto used was similar to Yagura, the Sanbi Jiinchuriki. She covered it up as soon as it came, although Naruto caught the change. Mei flirtatiously murmured to Naruto," Well, if you want help with fans that seem to really like you, I can melt them for you."

James Heller ran into the area looking pissed for the entire world to see. "ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I"MA KILL YOU AND DRAG YOUR FUCKING HEAD TO THE FUCKING BITCHASS LAB, AND THEN I WILL DRAIN YOUR MEMORIES OUT OF THE HOLE I JUST SKULLFUCKED IN YOUR HEAD!"

Mei was stunned for a moment as the crude, vulgar words slammed into her. She was so used to formalities, shyness, stoicness, and even Itachi-cold tone, but having never met such a character as this one, she started steaming.

"Hello rude sir, I believe that Naruto, who you seem to refer here," She gestured to the now non-injured Naruto," As a little bastard, may be my future mate." Steam and acid began to rise off of her and formed into an aura of DOOM (You know, like Miya from Sekirei). "So let me greet one like yourself with another crude reaction."

Mei intoned," Boil Style: Melting Rush." A large part of the acidic mist that just rose off her flew at Heller, who disappeared under the ground and uppercutted Mei in the jaw. Mei got back up angrily, and began to form several more hand seals but was stopped as the Hokage shunshined into the area looking very pissed off.

"ANBU! ARREST THE DANGEROUS CIVILIAN!" Were the first words that came out of his mouth. Heller growled and jumped away quickly, leading off most of the Anbu that heard the Hokage. The Hokage moaned as he looked at the melting parts of the ground.

"Alright, Miss Terumi, Naruto here is your first partner, and your second one will be Yugao Uzuki. They will accompany you to Mist and help defeat Yagura, ending the tyrant's reign. Mei bowed and declared," Lord Hokage, thank you very much with your cooperation. I will see to it ASAP that my village sends you an alliance envoy if we succeed."

The Hokage nodded his affirmation, shunshining back to his office and pulling his hair at the new large amounts of paperwork sitting on his desk, which chose to break and collapse at that very moment. "DAMN YOU PAPERWORK!"

As Mei and Yugao were "being friends" and talking about their love interest, Naruto scouted ahead. What he didn't notice was that there was a large fist incoming towards him. As Naruto slammed hard into the floor dazed, the women took no notice. Naruto oozed biomass in a trail as he was taken away…..

I'm BACK! School is really demanding all of a sudden, so I had no time until now to finish the story. SORRY! Also, Naruto is powerful, but I don't want to Mary Sue him and make him UBERGODMOD. Plus, Mercer and Heller have shown that even they can be captured once in major pain/damage.

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