So I decided to continue off of the last chapter!
"Ok so what was your most embarrassing moment growing up?" Eddie asked him as she took a mouthful of ice cream
They were currently lounged on Jamie's couch with his ankle all protected and propped.
"Seriously?" Jamie asked her laughing
"Partners bonding"
"I think we know each other pretty well" Jamie said
"Oh come on it'll be fun. I mean you're sorta awkward so I can see how you would have an embarrassing moment but at the same time you're all pinch faced and stern so I can't see you getting flustered about it" Eddie said casually
"Pinch-faced?" Jamie asked
"Yea kinda like stick up your ass, full on balls to the wall no games"
"You sure YOU didn't pop any of my pain pills?" Jamie asked laughing "And balls to the wall? What are you fourteen? I heard Nicky say that to Erin the other day and my sister freaked out at her"
"It's an expression, like all in"
"Whatever you say Janko" Jamie said grabbing the whipped cream off the table
"Oh come on" You don't have one embarrassing moment?" Eddie asked
"You told me I'm awkward and should have a lot"
Eddie just rolled her eyes
"Alright you want me to go first?" Eddie asked
"What are we going to have a pillow fight next?" Jamie asked
"Yea in your dreams" Eddie said smugly "However you could use a nice facial, helps prevent wrinkles and aging"
"You're ridiculous" Eddie said
"Alright so what's this embarrassing moment of yours?" Jamie asked
"Well how embarrassing do you want it?" Eddie asked taking the whipped cream from him and spraying her own bowl
"Oh juicier the better, Janko"
"Alright, this one's bad"
"I'm ready" Jamie said, fake bracing himself for the news
"Oh God, here we go" Eddie said
"Better live up to the hype"
"So in college I dated this guy, we had been together for about nine-ish months. He was nothing like the guys I normally went out with but he was sweet and charming and kinda nerdy but he was on the golf team and for some reason that appealed to me. He was one of the good ones, we had actual dates even if it was just pizza in one of our college apartments. I had decided that I needed to treat myself better and not sleep my feelings away with whoever I was dating and so we didn't try anything for awhile. So one night after we had been dating for over nine months we both decided we were ready. Well we're laying on his bed and he can't figure out how to unhook my bra. Like you would have though I glued the damn thing shut. He wouldn't let me just take it off, so he keeps trying. He finally figures it out and gets it off. He was a really good kisser" Eddie said before Jamie cut her off
"I don't need all the details, Janko" Jamie said laughing as he shook his head
"Fine" Eddie said rolling her eyes "So we move on and we're both laying there sans clothes and he asked me again if I was ready and he can't figure out where to put it" Eddie said cringing
"Continue" Jamie said smirking and laughing
"So he literally moves down to look, like trying to measure it. I help him out a little and when he finally does get it in there, there's nothing. Flat as a board" Eddie said laughing
"Oh God Eddie why are you telling me this?" Jamie asked laughing
"He just couldn't get it up" She said laughing
"So what happened?" Jamie asked
"He tried and just nope nothing. So I leave and bring him coffee and a breakfast sandwich the next morning. He was so cute and I knew I was his first so I didn't make a big deal about it. So he wants to try the following night so we go out and have a great time and then nope nothing, can't get it up"
"I bed it's your loud chewing" Jamie said laughing
"I'll make it so you can't ever get it up again" Eddie said laughing
"So..." Jamie said
"So we date a few more months. Honestly it was the best I had been treated in a while after everything with my dad and he was so kind that it didn't bother me"
"Wow so kind of you" Jamie said
"He was a really nice guy" Eddie said "It wasn't hard"
"Ed seriously?" Jamie asked cracking up
"No pun intended?" She asked laughing
"So I thought it was me, that there was something repulsive about me that turned him off. So we end up just becoming friends and our senior year he came over one night and he tells me that he's gay. He said that even he could appreciate how nice my boobs were and thought I could change him. I thought he was coming over to get back together, I kissed him when he came and then he sat me down and told me. He's happily married to a guy named John now and I was in the wedding"
"That's pretty funny, but isn't it more embarrassing to him than you?"
"I thought something was wrong with me the whole time!" Eddie said
"That's pretty funny" Jamie said "Only you"
"I mean I wanted to marry this guy"
"Ok so then that's embarrassing. He literally found you repulsive" Jamie said laughing
"Oh shut up" Eddie said throwing him a pillow
"So what's yours?" Eddie asked
"Ugh, why did I agree to this?" Jamie asked
"Two each?"
"Sure, why not at this point" Jamie said "But it doesn't leave this apartment"
"Fine by me" Eddie said
"So in highschool there was a girl I liked and we started dating. She was um, more experienced I guess than I was. She was hot and she knew it, Kelly Blake. I'm surprised she even dated me. But apparently it was all a joke to see what I would do with all that" Jamie said gesturing to his chest "So we were making out in the middle of the hallway by her locker"
"Jameson Reagan" Eddie said in horror
"What?"
"That's not boyscout like" Eddie said
"I was sixteen, I think hormones took over"
"Of course they did" Eddie said laughing
"So Sister Eileen comes over and we both end up with detention"
"Did you get your knuckles hit with a ruler too?"
"No. They stopped that by then. I'm not that old" Jamie said laughing
"So then what?"
"Well my parents flipped, obviously. I was grounded. The following weekend they went away for a long weekend and Joe was gonna come stay. Well Kelly convinces me that she should come over before Joe is due to come after work. So I let her because well she told me to. So she comes over and I actually thought we were gonna do homework"
"Wait you really thought she just wanted to do homework?" Eddie asked
"Yea we had a paper due the following week. I was done mine, I figured we would edit each others"
"Oh my God, did you live under a rock?"
"Clearly" Jamie said rolling his eyes "So I think she's in the house less than five minutes before she manages to get my shirt off, her shirt off and hiked her uniform skirt up"
"You Catholic school kids" Eddie said shaking her head
"Oh it gets better" Jamie said
"Please do tell"
"So we're laying on the couch making out and all of a sudden I hear a key in the door. So as I'm trying to get off of her I end up rolling us onto the floor. I head Joe yell my name so I tell her to go alone with it and I start doing CPR on her"
"Only you" Eddie said cracking up
"So I'm doing CPR and yelling at her to breath. So Joe walks over and takes her pulse and obviously knew I was lying and asks me why I'm shirtless and I told him skin to skin contact"
Eddie couldn't say anything as she was trying to catch her breath from laughing, Jamie is laughing equally as hard.
"Oh God, Reagan. That might be the best thing you've ever told me. At least it wasn't your parents"
"No Joe still decided to make it the most awkward thing in my life. He drove her home and then he came back with condoms and some bananas"
"He didn't" Eddie said
"Oh no he did. He literally gave me the most explicit sex talk of my life. Then he got one of his buddies to drop off the academy birthing video, which was surprisingly graphic and he made me watch the whole thing"
Eddie once against lost it and couldn't stop laughing.
"He also wrote out directions on how to give myself a testicular exam and told me I needed to look out for weird things growing since it seemed like the company I was keeping wasn't totally clean"
"I really wish I could've met Joe" Eddie said laughing
"Me too" Jamie said seriously
"Did your embarrassment end?" Eddie asked him
"No he told Danny, but they did keep it from my parents"
"Sometimes I wish I had siblings, and then you tell me stories"
"Yea I couldn't live with them or without them" Jamie said laughing
"Sometimes I really didn't want to live with them. Especially when I was like twelve, thirteen"
"Why what happened?" Eddie asked
"God I don't know why I'm telling you this" Jamie said
"Oh go on" Eddie said smiling
"So you know how when a guy hits puberty sometimes his penis wakes up with him"
"That's a strange way to put it but yea"
"Well the first time it happened I didn't know what it was. I thought I just really had to pee. Well it was winter break so my brothers and sister were home and Erin is taking forever and I'm banging on the door in the hallway in my boxers and t-shirt and Joe and Danny come out to see why I'm screaming at her and I thought it was because it was gonna explode. So Joe gives me a towel to wrap around my waist and told me just to do it. So I go to the bathroom and when I come out my dad walks up to me and says that we need to talk so we go into my room and my dads explaining the finer points of puberty when Joe and Danny decide they need to add to my embarrassment and join the conversation"
"Yea that's pretty bad. How did you not know what was happening?"
"I have no idea" Jamie said laughing
"See you're not the only one that has awkward experiences with my penis" Jamie said laughing
Eddie just rolled her eyes.
"Yea keep that up and I'll tell you my first period story"
"I'd rather you not" Jamie said
"Too bad" Eddie said
"Here we go" Jamie said
"So we were in gym glass and we had to wear uniforms. So it's light gray shorts and a green shirt. But like that ugly late '90s early 2000's light gray. And we're running around playing basketball and the gym teacher walked over to me and he's like Miss Janko do you need to go to the bathroom. And I was like no. So then Hayley walked over to me and gives me her sweatshirt and told me that I had a stain on my shorts and then all the boys saw and started laughing and saying I pooped myself and everything under the sun" Eddie said shaking her head
Jamie was laughing and he motioned for Eddie to continue.
"So I go the nurse and by now I'm crying because who wants their first period in the middle of gym class with everyone making fun of them. So I changed back into my regular clothes and I just want to go home because now my stomach hurts but my mom wouldn't come get me and my dad was out of town so I had to go back to class with everyone making fun of me" Eddie said laughing
"Aww poor little Eddie" Jamie said laughing
"Not funny! You've never had the awful feeling of getting your period and not expecting it" Eddie said
"No I can't say that I have" Jamie said still laughing
"I laugh now but I didn't talk to my mom for a few days because she wouldn't pick me up" Eddie said laughing
"Ugh we were really something weren't we" Jamie asked laughing
"Oh yea, look how well we turned out" Eddie said smiling
"So is that the most embarrassing moments of our lives?" Jamie asked
"Most scarring I guess"
"Yea Danny and Joe were good at embarrassing me. Joe says it was out of love. I don't buy it" Jamie said trying to reach for the blanket on the chair next to the couch"
"I got it" Eddie said getting up"
"I mean you are supposed to be waiting on me" Jamie said
"Want me to fluff your ankle with the pillow" Eddie askes smirking
"I think it's good" Jamie said
"Lift" Eddie said as she added another pillow
Jamie did as he was told and lifted his ankle as she added another pillow and fixed his ankle on it.
Jamie was surprised at how gently she was and careful, she made sure that it was supported and placed a new ice pack on it and laid the blanket out on him.
"This is a great size" Eddie said
"Let me guess now you're gonna want me to share it"
"Duh" Eddie said as she took their ice cream bowels back out to the kitchen.
"Ahh" Eddie said
"Eddie?" Jamie asked sitting up
"Your damn boot tripped me. Why the heck did you leave it there"
"I don't know I just took it off. You good"
"Yea luckily then you wouldn't have anyone to wait on you" Eddie said
Eddie came back and he had already folded her side of the blanket down so she could sit and put her feet up on the table.
"Thanks" He said nudging her with his shoulder
"Of course" Eddie said snuggling under the blanket.
"Put something on that will put me to sleep" Eddie said placing her head on his shoulder "I'm tired"
"Night Ed" Jamie said lightly placing his head on hers.