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Chapter 7 is here! It's the final chapter. That is if the world really ends this Friday on Winter Solace (12/21). What best to "end" this fic filled with trollness. If we make it to the rest of the weekend to the next year and so on, then say hello to more XV fluffiness in the future with chapter 8 still on schedule for next week. I know you all want a chapter 8 ;P

Disclaimer: As always, I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

"Argh... How did we ended up like this? I can't believe I agreed to this myu..."

Mammon, Xanxus, Squalo, and Gwen are all standing at the entrance of Mafia Land. Obviously enough, Gwen was the only one excited to be at Mafia Land. The Varia members couldn't believe they agree to Gwen and Lussuria's ludicrous idea of a double date. They are the most devious foxes they ever known whenever they're hang out together, always coming up with something outrageous.

"Voi... Why am I even being dragged into this crap?" Squalo growls, his hand on his temple.

"..." Xanxus holds a blank expression as he yawns.

"Come on! Come on! Let's go inside!" Gwen said excitedly.

"VOI! That sounded so wrong, you know that!" Squalo yelled at her.

"Mou! It does not! Just hurry up! I got the tickets!" Gwen pouts.

Squalo shakes his head. "I don't know why she's in such a big hurry..."

"I wanna go back. I rather not spend any money!" Mammon whines.

Gwen grabs Mammon's hand and drags her to Mafia Land. Mammon struggles to free herself from Gwen.

"Why me?" Mammon groans. Dammit Gwen. She's an evil woman!

Xanxus follows the two women without a word, a bored expression taped on his face. Squalo sighs and follows after them to Mafia Land. How did he get dragged into this?

Flashback to Thursday.

"Bossu! Mammon-chan! Are you really in a relationship now?" Lussuria asked excitedly.

"Like, officially in a relationship?" Gwen wags her non-existent tail.

"Completely out in the open now?" Yuni, who's visiting to see how Mammon is faring, grins widely with a sparkly puppy eyes look on her face.

"Yes! We are! Okay!" Mammon said, giving in the pressure given by Lussuria, Yuni, and Gwen.

Xanxus, giving them the usual silent treatment, just pulls Mammon, who's sitting between his legs, to him and wraps his arms around her as an answer. Both Lussuria, Yuni, and Gwen squeals their heads off like little girls. Mammon groans. She hates herself, but Mammon and Xanxus did declare their love for each other at the hospital. Mammon didn't regret saying it, neither did Xanxus.

"Oh!" Yuni clapped her hands together with a huge smile. "I just came up with a great idea!"

Oh shit... I do not like the look on her face, Mammon thought. The Sky Acrobaleno always have the most evillest and cruelest ideas. First Luce, then Aria, and now Yuni. What's up with these crazy women?!

"Oh? Please do tell Yuni!" Gwen and Lussuria asked Yuni at the same time, curiosity sparkles around their eyes, their fists just below their chin.

Mammon gulps. She knows she's not going to like it. Not one bit. Xanxus also senses the same thought as Mammon, narrows his eyes.

"What do you think of a date for Viper-chan and Xanxus at Mafia Land?" Yuni proposed the idea.

"Ooooooohhhhh! Great idea, Yuni-chan!" Gwen agrees.

"Oh! Oh! Let's make it a double date! Both Gwen and Squalo went a few dates before. They can help the newly form pairing how's it's done." Lussuria added the idea.

"My! I do like the sound of that. I can see that happening!" Yuni exclaims happily.

"W-well..." Gwen blush. "S-sure... Why not."

"Nah-un! No way in hell we're doing this!" Mammon rejected.

"I refuse to do this as well, damn scums." Xanxus tsk-ed.

"Refused to do what?" Squalo came into the room at the worst possible moment.

"A double date on Sunday at Mafia Land. Then it's settle. Squalo-nii, Auntie Gwen, Viper-chan, and Xanxus-nii. Have fun at your double date Sunday!" Yuni smile with a "you better have fun or else" face.

"VOI! What the hell is going on? What's this about a double date?" Squalo asked, extremely confused and lost at the moment.

End of Flashback.

"Y-Yuni... Why are we following them around everywhere?" Skull asked with a very tired face.

"I must asked the same thing. Why did you dragged us all here? I have a lot of important work to do, you know," Verde grunted with a disapproving face.

"I don't feel comfortable being here. You know I used to have feelings for Viper, right?" Fon said, looking a way out.

"Ha! You still do, Fon." Reborn smirks evilly as Fon groans at those words.

"Shush." Yuni waved at the complainers in silence. "I can't hear them."

"Yeah, shut up before I put the both of you to Spartan training," Lal snapped at the men, making them terrified at the threat.

"Feisty as ever, Lal. That's why I love you, babe. Kora!" Colonnello smirks as his newly-wedded wife.

Lal blushes and slaps Colonnello hard across the face. "Sh-shut up, Colonnello!"

"Heheh. I love it when you do that, Lal. Kora!" Colonnello said, still smirking. "But I am interested in this date as well. Kora."

"Eh... Whatever. But why are they here too?" Skull points at the Varia lurking near them, authentically irked out by their presence.

"Who knows nor I care. There is no reason for us to be stalking the four of them on their double date," Verde said in a bored voice. "We'll easily be spotted like this, all hurdled together. I rather not ruin my reputation as a scientist."

Yuni grabs hold of Verde and gives him her infamous puppy-eyed face. "Please don't go. Stay."

"Yeah. Stay for the sake of your research. Kora!" Colonnello laughs.

Verde perched his lips. "Fine. For research purposes only."

Lussuria suddenly grabs Verde arm while Yuni grabs the other arm. "Thank you so much~!"

Shit. I hate myself. Verde thought to himself.

"B-Bossu... Why...?" Levi said, all teary-eyed and biting his lips.

"Shishsishi. How lame Levi," Bel chuckles.

"Sh-shut up, stupid fake prince!" Levi snapped at Bel.

"Shishishi. The Prince thinks Levi should die." Bel holds up his knives.

"No killing each other you two!" Yuni scowls at Levi and Bel.

"Heh. That's the infamous Varia for you. True assassins of the mafia world," said Reborn.

"Shut up you guys! I can't hear them!" Colonnello said.

"Never mind that! They're moving to the next attraction! Come on! We got to hurry and follow them before we lose sight of the four idiots!" Lal barked at the group.

"Yes ma'am!" The group chorused.

All morning long the stalker group follows the couples from attraction to attraction. Mammon, so far they think they see, is starting to enjoy herself on the date. They could see glimpses of Mammon smiling and blushing, a side they never seen before from her.

Verde's taking notes of it in his notebook. Reborn, Colonnello, and Lussuria are all taking pictures of the date. Yuni and Lal Mirch goes on telling each other their predictions of the date. Levi, Fon, and Bel all grouped together with a gloomy sulky aura around them as they watch Mammon and Xanxus holding hands. Skull, poor Skull, being left out as it is edged away from the others before Yuni and Lal both caught and held onto his collar.

"Wwwwwhhhhyyyyyy mmmmeeee?" Skull moans as he gets dragged around by Lal and Yuni.

Mammon stretches. "It's finally lunch. I was getting hungry."

"That's good cuz I've made lunch for everyone!" Gwen chirpered.

"VOI! Alright. Your food are always amazing," Squalo complimented.

Mammon takes a bite out of the food. "Yeah. Your food delicious as usual, Gwen."

Xanxus just eats the food without a word, slipping out an oddly sounded grunt of approval.

Gwen blushes. "Th-thanks. And Xanxus, at least give a proper thanks. Mou! You're always like this!"

Mammon let a cute-sounding giggle before covering her mouth in embarrassment. Xanxus glances at Mammon of her little action.

Gwen nudges Mammon and whispers in Mammon's ear, covering her mouth. "Hey, hey. You should try feeding Xanxus. It's an excellent experience."

Mammon's face turn deep red. "Wh-wh-what are you saying? Th-that's embarrassing!"

"Hoho~! I bet Xanxus is willing to do it for you." Gwen wiggles her eyebrows devilishly.

"Mou! You're so evil, Gwen." Mammon sighs under her breath.

"I know." Gwen grins happily.

"VOI! What are you women whispering about?!" Squalo asked.

"Nothing. Nothing at all." Gwen pulls her pokerface.

"Che. Whatever." Squalo shrugs before continue eating his portion of the food.

"A-ano... X-Xanxus..." Mammon fidgets nervously.

"Hnnn..." Xanxus stares at Mammon.

"U-ummm...I-I can feed you..." Mammon fidgets nervously even more.

Xanxus stares at Mammon even more before handing over the bento over to Mammon. Gwen 'hoho'-ed with a devious smile forming. Squalo sweatdrops and shakes his head.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh god! I can't believe I'm doing this! Mammon felt so dizzed. Her hands were shaking as she tries to feed Xanxus, using her chopsticks.

At the stalker end, Fon, Levi, and Bel bit their nails as they couldn't stand at the sight of Mammon feeding Xanxus. Lussuria and Yuni endlessly fangirl squeals. Verde scribble in his notebook furiously with a smug look on his face. Reborn, Colonnello, and Lal are literally wooting. And Skull is at a loss, not knowing what to react to anything.

After lunch, the couples continues with their date in Mafia Land until nightfall. They ridden almost all of the rides and went through most of the attractions of the amusement park. At the last stop of the day is the Ferris Wheel. Obviously, the two pairs of couples went onto two separate cars of the Ferris Wheel. From there, Gwen spied on Mammon and Xanxus.

"... Voi. You're so hopeless. Spying on them like this. No wonder you said they should on first." Squalo said.

"Mou! I can't help it. They're doing it too. Following us all day long." Gwen points at the small crowd below.

Squalo facepalmed. "VOI! No wonder... I can't believe that damn boss was fine being spied on. I know he noticed they were there."

"Yeah, but it's not like he cares as long it he doesn't get bother by it. I think he liked the attention from them." Gwen laughs.

"Voi. That's true. Still... I can't believe that boss." Squalo shakes his head.

"Hehehe. That's Xanxus for you." Gwen looks back at Squalo with a smiling face.

"Urgh... Whatever. I don't care any more. It's been a long and tiring day for me." Squalo leans back on his seat and stares at the outside world.

"But you had a lot of fun, right?"

"Hmmm..." Squalo thinks for a moment. "I guess... But since I'm with you, I can tolerate it."

Gwen pouts. "That's not exactly an answer to my question. It's just simple yes or no."

"Heh. If that's the case. Will you be satisfied with this answer instead?" Squalo leans forward and kisses Gwen passionately.

"Mou... Fine. I'll let you off with that." Gwen kisses Squalo back for the rest of the duration of the ride.

Meanwhile, in the other car ahead of Gwen and Squalo's, Mammon sat across of Xanxus and fidgeting her fingers again. Anyone could tell Mammon's nervous, being all alone with Xanxus like this. Gwen just added another reason for Mammon wanting to kill her. Mammon can't even think of anything to strike a conversation with Xanxus. She never has when it doesn't have to deal with missions.

"Did you had fun today, Trash?"

"Huh? Oh yeah... Yeah, I had a lot fun today," Mammon whispers. "But... If Gwen and Commander weren't there with us today, the date might turned out to be a disaster. A wreck. And... I know I'll be nervous as hell whenever I'm alone with you like now."

Silence. An awkward silence. Xanxus stares at Mammon. He wonders if this is natural. He... He also felt the same. Xanxus was also nervous as hell and could turn out to be a huge disaster if the idiot couple weren't there with them. It's no mystery he can hide it well. Well, Xanxus always holds the same face regardless what he's feeling if you set aside his rage.

"Boss, I mean Xanxus." Mammon pipes up.

"Hnn...?" Xanxus replied.

"Did... Did you also had fun today?" Mammon asked shyly.

"... Yes because I was with you... Mammon," Xanxus replied.

Mammon blushed while a smile creeps up on her face. "You called me by my name..."

"What's with that look?" Xanxus glares at Mammon curiously.

"It's... It's the first time you called me by my name."

"Oh... Then do you want me to call you by your name more often," Xanxus said with a seductive voice.

Mammon continues to blush brightly. "H-hai... If you will, I would like that. It makes my heart skip a beat every time you do."

Xanxus smiles. "Then it's settled. I guess it's only fair since I made you call me by name instead of 'Boss.'"

Mammon looks straight into Xanxus's eyes and nods. "I guess it is too. Today. Today is the best day of my life since my birthday."

Xanxus grabs Mammon's hands and pulls her to him into a tight embrace. Xanxus can smell lavender from Mammon. Typical smell coming from the woman he loves. Not really surprised Mammon smells of lavender. Mammon loves everything money, candy, (people may not know it) and the color purple.

"I love you. Keep that smile of yours." Xanxus whispers in her ear.

"You too... Xanxus, my beloved Xanxus." Mammon murmurs back.

Mammon truly wish the ride will go on forever. She wants to stay like this, in this position, in a tight embrace of her beloved. But alas, all good moments must come to a conclusion when they have to leave the Ferris Wheel and turn in for the night, the stalker group lay forgotten from their memories.

ninetailsgirl94 - haha Yeah, they won't be forever alone ;) Believe in Lussuria's faith that they'll find someone.

TunaFish of Vongola - I'm glad you think chapter 6 was cute (o u o)

Destiny Aitsuji - Yesh, Mammy ish very cute indeed. I love making Mammy act that way. It's too fun o3o

Saiotoo - Thank you so much!

Author's note: If you're wondering about what happen or what our little stalker group were doing during the Ferris Wheel scenes, I'll just leave it to your imagination ;P If the world really doesn't end or have some kind of an Apocalypse this Friday and we live/survive to see another day w/o incident or whatever, see you all at chapter 8! Ciao~ Ciao~