((I'M BAAAAAACK! Did you miss me?))
MoO: Hello, wand welcome back to this fanfiction which has clearly broken every known law of everything. *looks down cliff to see remains being eaten by crows* How the hell did that even work?
Rajak: Because I'm awesome.
You know, it's kinda annoying to see how many others have a hard time with their review grammar and spelling. I know this may seem inflammatory, but please, for the sakes of MoO and the readers, try to make your reviews look nice. I'm sorry if I sound horribly conceited. Truths: Rajak-we all know your power level is over 9000. So what is it really? Navi-do you hate bad puns? Kaine-I'm kinda bored. Got any good jokes? Dares: Navi-meet your number-one fan! *Sends over spammy Smash Bros. fan.* Gentari-I have way too many Kinstones, at least three of each type. Care to fuse Kinstones and try to bring sappy luck to the world? Volvagia-fight the Vorash lava whale from Metroid: Other M. Quick truth for MoO: why did you copyright some of Ruto's words last chapter?
MoO: THANK YOU! I can't stand that kind of stuff, at first I was sure it was just them goofing around, but it gets harder to tell as this goes on.
Rajak: It depends actually. But in the citadel it's somewhere around... over 9000 times that.
Kaine: Heheh.
Rajak: I'm being quite serious.
Navi: Yes.
Kaine: Sure. What does a Texas divorce and a tornado have in common?
MoO: What?
Kaine: Either way someone's gonna lose a trailer.
MoO: LOL!
Navi: *spammed to death by specials*
Gentari: Sure!
*after two hours of kinstone fusing*
MoO: Congratz, it is now raining cheesecake.
Volvagia and Vorash: *epic battle in lava consisting of wrestling under the lava, being thrown into walls, and volvagia winning by ripping Vorash's weak point out with his teeth*
MoO: Epic. *reads dare* Wait, what? *reads chapter* DAMMIT ! **
Kaine: Hold on. *squirts me with silly string*
MoO: *calm* Those were supposed to be hearts, but it seems was too retarded to let that happen. Damn.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Behold this most penultimate of dares! MoO: Give Majora's Mask and the Fierce Deity's Mask both this much power: The Golden Goddesses + The Four Giants + The Spirits of Good + The Demon King Malladus + SS Link's current power level + What Chuck Norris had before he lost his power + OVER 9000! Captain Falcons + Every Jedi. Period. And have them fight each other in the most climactic of epic battles, which will take place in the citadel. Vaati: Make up with Ezlo, learn that he was a good mentor and only wanted the best for you, and repent your evil ways. BUT! If you like evil, torture him until he dies, cut out TP Link's balls and eyes out and switch them, and then rape Malon. Original Link: PWN ST Link with Sword Beams. Cremia: Rape Vaati for raping your alternate universe self. Tingle: PLEASE! Turn back to how you were in Majora's Mask, back when you were that goofy guy who sold maps for cheap, stop being a money/force gem/kinstone fusion grubber, and become a humble map salesman again! Oh, and stuff Navi down your pants. Tatl: Turn into a Hylian, and give MM Link a piece of your mind. MM Link: If Tatl is angry in the above dare, try to seduce her, and do it anyway ya pansy. Romani: Be in a threesome with MM Link and Tatl. Pirate from Tetra's crew who is obviously gay and wears a purple shirt: Come out of the closet. Pirate from Tetra's crew who is also gay, but has a beard: See above dare. And truths. Mido: Are you gay? Vaati: Can you feel your fangirls? Vaati: HAVE you felt your fangirls? Master Sword: Can you talk? Four Sword: How about you? Magic Sword from Zelda 1: Can you talk? Random Needle: Am I crazy for talking to swords? Kamaro's Mask: Do you house the spirit of Kamaro, or just his dance? Tael: Will you marry the random needle? Tonda Gossa. ^-^ P.S. I found this chapter amusing. P.P.S Post the post scripts post. P.P.P.S. ~Jioplip. P.P.P.P.S. Post-post-post-post-script.
MoO: ... Um... Ok...
(This fits pretty well: .com/watch?v=DOtoIBrBAYE&feature=related )
Majora is engulfed in absolute darkness, pulses of violet and green energy discharging from the surface. Oni is engulfed in light and discharges pulses of blue and green. The darkness and light subsides, revealing two figures.
Majora's new form was that of a demon god, clothed in extravagant violet and green robes with elaborate designs and pitch-black armor. His eyes were black with one iris violet and the other green. His hair was long and wild, a violet mane with green highlights flowing out behind him. Six wings of black with alternating violet and green tips had sprouted from his back, and were spread wide. He held a purple and green helix blade in his hand.
Oni had undergone a similar transformation. His blue and green robes were mostly covered by white armor. His white hair was tied back out of his eyes, which now had dull irises; one blue and the other green. Wings of white with blue and green tips spread six ways behind him, and he held his green and blue helix blade.
The two took to the sky and charged. They passed the other in rapid succession, blasts of power so intense that the rest of the cast had been annihilated (with the exception of Rajak, Kaine, and Myself, who were in another dimension) and the citadel was quickly being reduced to rubble. Oni directed a torrent of chaotic energy at Majora, who simply warped behind Oni and hacked off one of his wings.
Oni reeled for a moment before using his own blade to cleave Majora's left arm from his body. They made some distance between them, Majora growing a new limb and Oni regenerating his wing. They charged once more, but this time Majora ensnared Oni with black chains that seemingly came out from thin air. Majora threw his sword and buried it in Oni's chest, who roared in agony. Majora created a whip of darkness from each of his fingers, mercilessly ripping the flesh from Oni's body. Silver blood flew through the air as Majora solidified the whips on each hand into ten black spears, which he quickly used to impale every vital organ in Oni's body.
Despite this onslaught, Oni gathered the needed strength and unleashed a massive blast of pure energy, destroying the chains and spears, while sending Majora and his sword flying. Oni attempted to heal, but Majora's magic barrage struck him hard and knocked his own sword from his hand. They flew for each other once more.
They locked fists and Oni kicked Majora's hip, giving him the needed momentum to slam Majora into what was left of the ground below. Now it was Oni who rained chaos infused punch of chaos infused punch on Majora. Majora's purple blood spewed forth like a dark geyser. Majora focused his power on his tongue and shot it out as a dark blade right into Oni's eye. As he fell backward Majora sprouted bone blades on his knuckles and punched Oni as hard as he could.
In one last attempt to kill him, Oni focused every drop of power he had into one last attack. As Majora was about to land the final blow, Oni shot his very soul through Majora. The two were destroyed, leaving only a pair of masks behind...
MoO: ...That... was... epic...
Rajak: THEY DESTROYED MY CITADEL!
MoO: I'll fix it, I'll fix it. *snaps fingers*
Vaati: Ezlo, you were a good mentor, and I understand you were doing your best.
Ezlo: Nagnagna- wait what?
Vaati: Yeah. Buuuut... *Stabs Ezlo repeatedly, spits in his eye, kicks him in the balls, and when he was good and dead, took a piss on his face for good measure*
TP Link: U-um...
Vaati: *glares, then smiles evilly*
TP Link: *tries, and fails, to escape eye and ball swap*
Vaati: And that just leaves one thing.
Malon: *trying to sneak out window*
Vaati: *warps over and tears at her clothes-*
MoO: WHOA WHOA WHOA! TIME OUT!
Malon: Thank the goddesses.
Vaati: What?
MoO: Do that off-screen, I can't be going M over this.
Malon: WHA?
Vaati: Hehe, good man. *warps away*
Original Link: *explodes through wall in 8-bit glory, swinging his sword in the general direction of ST Link and launching sword beams*
ST Link: *bloody Swiss cheese*
Cremia: How? He's the pervert king, he gets off on just about every fetish you can think of!
Kaine: Except two girls one cup, he was vomiting over that.
Cremia: I am NOT doing that!
MoO: ...Well, since I won't have to see it...
Cremia: Huh?
*one disturbing event that we thankfully did not see later*
Vaati: !
Tingle: But... Tingle is so close to becoming a fairy!
MoO: Too bad *snaps fingers*
Tingle: Sigh... Now Tingle will never be a fairy. Oh well! *stuff Navi down his pants*
Tatl: *Hylian form* HEY LINK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
MM Link: U-um... I, er... Would you like to...
Tatl: I know what your doing, and you will DIE FOR IT! *begins ripping MM Link to shreds*
Romani: Well, since that didn't work.
MoO: Yeah... Go help her kill him, it'll count in a way.
Romani: *Helps kill Link*
Both of those Pirates: Ok. *off to do gay things... NOOOOOO! MAH BRAIN!*
Mido: NO!
Prinny: You sure about that dood?
Mido: Fuck you!
MoO: Heh, I forgot he was here for a while.
Vaati: Yes, to both questions. *laugh*
Kaine: He's a little purple gigolo.
Master Sword: ...
Four Sword: ...
Magic Sword: ...
Needle: ...
Kamaro's Mask: ...
Tael: No, I will not. And I will answer for all of those inanimate objects. No, the Mater Sword cannot talk. Neither can the Four Sword. Or the Magic Sword. The needle can't talk, and Kamaro's mask... Honestly I dunno.
MoO: By the way, you referred to this as a "penultimate"... If you used that right that means this is your second to last batch of dares, which I somehow find unlikely.
THATS FUCKING IT zelda: YOU BITCH NOW NOW YOU HAVE TO FACE SOMETHING WORSE IN FACT THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THIS CAN ONLY BE SOBAD BY HAVING A POWER LVL OVER 9000000000000000 YOU HAVE TO WATCH 6000000 HOURS OF THE BAD MONTY PITHON SKITS THEN FACE OFF AGAINST EVERYONE FROM THE DIMENSION OF SICOTIC KITTEN MONSTER THAT R PUPPIES IN DISGUISE ruto: your should duck [throws a huge battle ax at her that she has no chance of dodging] mido: get sent to the world of gay rape link: just throw stuff into random oceans every where every zelda: IM STILL ALIVE BUT YOU WONT BE BECAUSE HAVE TO FIGHT TIMOTHY MY SUPER MONSTER THAT NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS BEAT HE ONLY TIED WITH IT [just think a t-rex on al 4s with wigs and 2 giant cannons and a blade tail] rajak: congrats u beat chuck norris now battle timothy without god powers A-team: show st link how to fly a tank and train NOW PERISH
MoO: *whistles* Someone is PISSED.
Zelda: B-b-b-but I-
MoO: Don't care. *warps her to dimension of bad Monty Python skits* We'll check on her later.
Ruto: Huh? Wh- *killed by axe*
Mido: WHOA WHOA WHOA!
MoO: Again, don't care for your excuses. *warps Mido to gay-rape dimension* It's basically Japan, but everyone is gay.
Link: Um... Ok? *throws random things into random bodies of water*
MoO: *grins evilly* You think you're going to not get hurt this dare don't you?
Link: U-um, I, er...
MoO: Buuuuuuut~
Kraken: *Pulls Link into ocean and eats him*
MoO: You threw a hammer on the Kraken's head! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Timothy: *burps after eating all Zeldas*
Rajak: Give me a few moments.
*A few moments later*
Rajak: *sitting on Timothy's dead body* Easy.
A-Team:*grabs ST link to show him how to fly a tank/train*
*one tank/train flying lesson later*
ST Link: *crushed under tank/train*
MoO: Guess he wasn't a very good student.
PAIN! *giggle like Midna, 'cept slightly higher pitched* Links: merge into one, and figure out who you really love. *holds up love potion* I want Kaine to then force this down the throats of that person and Vaati. And then it's CLOSET TIME! Rajak: I like you. Will you brutally murder Tingle (again) for me? Ruto: I hate you. BURN IN DEATH MOUNTAIN CRATER! *shoves fish-girl into lava* I'm going to do something only half-unexpected (to anyone who knows me* *grabs FSA manga Shadow Link by the front of his tunic and kisses him passionately* (because Vaati's busy, and Shadow's my second choice)
All Links: *merge into one Link, who's very existence threatens the stability of space and time*
MoO: Damn! Too much triforce/chosen-one/blessed-by-the-gods-ness! Make it quick!
Super Link: Well... Hmm... I would have to say... Zelda.
Kaine: No shit, Cowtwerp over here is a die-hard ZeLinker.
MoO: *in shock* I-I-I-I-! Die-hard is a bit harsh- WAIT! Did you really just call me-?
Kaine: Cowtwerp? Yes. *to readers* Hear that everyone? Cowtwerp. His new name.
Cowtwerp: No! Ne- WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME?
Kaine: Hax.
MoO: Never do that again! I can always give this job to someone else!
Kaine: Fine fine, touchy. I just-
Super Link: *his existence breaks reality*
Rajak: Again? Really? HOW MANY TIMES CAN MY CITADEL BE DESTROYED IN ONE FREAKING CHAPTER?
MoO: A lot. This may take some time to fix though.
*static*
Metus: Hey! Remember me? No? Screw you! *pushed off screen by old German guy with slick black hair in a pony-tail wearing glasses*
Caedo: Jour time iz ahp! Our master left zis to me in za furst place, so be zankful you ewen got zose lines out! *turns to readers* Due to Zuper Link being zo unstable, ahll dahres inluding him cannot be cahmpleted. Ve apologize for zis inconwenience. ...Heh... heheh... JAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA! I VANT TO EXPERIMENT! ZUCH POWAH... ZUCH POWAH! I MUZT... muzt find a vay to harness it... *walks away laughing in talking to himself*
Metus: Ummm... Actually I was supposed to say we'd be right back, but Caedo just stole Super Link so... Yeah...
*static*
MoO: We're back! Also this is where I couldn't write anymore because of my computer crashing. But enough of that, to the dares!
((Play this: .com/watch?v=zLkdEQ37yPM and skip to 1:35 ))
Rajak: Yes… I know just how I should go about this… *glares at Tingle*
Tingle: U-um… Mister?
Rajak: Allow me to show you… *snaps fingers, transporting them to deep space where stars were the size of marbles* The creation of all time! *throws countless stars at Tingle, before gathering a few galaxies and crushing them into a singularity* Big… *throws the singularity at tingle* Bang.
Tingle: *dies in the Big Bang*
*returns to normal space*
MoO: Big Bang? Did this really call for that?
Rajak: I felt like it. Sue me.
Ruto: *crawls out* Ha! I'm not just going to let you kill me anymore!
MoO: I see. *throws Link in*
Ruto: NOOOOOO! *jumps in after him, catching him mid fall and hugging him then hits lava and dies Gollum-style*
Link: *standing on Ruto's quickly melting hand* HELP!
MoO: Nah.
oh mai gawd rajak killed chuck norris...hez a god!praises rajakyou r nao mai mintoar k so i actually thougt that chuck norris dare was stupid anyway dares: gannondick:be turned into a fairy then get eaten by re-deads all links:go have some alchohol,you guy sorta deserve it zant:hang upside down for the next few hours MoO:force zant to do his dare (after link gets back)midna:kill link(ya kno ya want to,after wat link did,hugging majora) navi:uummm...i hate you so get put in a jar full of bleach tingle:shake the jar up zelda:have your light arrows tainted .they are now useless...hehhehhe re-deads:you guys get the gift of life ! rajak:throw zelda into the stone tower from torture anyone you want(but not MoO) loz's morpha:you've had enough bath time get out of the water and dry yourself off light spirits:no more shining...it hurts my eyes. light spirits' dark sides:bring about an apocalypse of darkness tatl:hooray you get the ''not as annoying as you could have been unlike navi ,who is a whiny little biach''award it is thrice the size of your body and un-removeable and is made of pure gold and 'll sink like a rocl : D(it can only be removed if you say you're a whiny little dumbash who has a shrine to link in your closet). tael:be links replacement fairy that is all,this took for ever to type :3
Ganondorf: *turned into fairy* WHAT? *eaten by redeads*
Red Link: WOO! LET'S GET WASTED!
Toon Link: But I'm not old enough!
TP Link: The barkeep doesn't really care. This is an alternate dimension where laws don't really exist. Which is why he can keep us all here. *glares at me*
MoO: Hey, I'm not the one keeping you here.
*wind blows*
Zelda: What?
MoO: Yeah, the one keeping you here is Kcire (pronounced Sire).
OoT Link: Who?
?: *Heavy footsteps come from hall*
Kaine: *kneels*
Rajak: *salutes*
MoO: It is my great pleasure to introduce Kcire Kcisura (Sire Sisera), Lord of the Empire of Kcisuria, which rules 12% of all creation. He whom the Gods fear, he for whom the waters part. *in head* Narcissistic jackass, making me do this every damn time he meets someone!
Kaine: *in head* May he rot forever.
Rajak: *in head* If he weren't my greatest ally, I'd kill him myself.
Kire Kcisura: *Walks out from hall in regal gold and crimson robes, red cape lined with the fur of an albino lion blowing dramatically* I am the one keeping you here. I control all that you see.
Zelda: *furious* What right do you have? I am royalty too!
Kcire Kcisura: Not here. *snaps fingers, and three heavy cruisers materialize above the Citadel* Choose your nest words carefully.
Zelda: *speechless* I... I... *kneels*
Kcire Kcisura: Very good. *leaves, Heavy cruisers leaving with him*
*all is quiet*
MoO: … *checks to see if its safe* FUCK I HATE THAT GUY!
Kain: I KNOW! WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!
Rajak: He has no power of his own, but an army of devoted crazy people gives him some damn good leverage...
TP Link: U-um...
MoO: You guys were going to get drunk right? I'm coming too...
Kaine: Diddo.
Rajak: I need something possibly lethal.
*all leave with Links*
Zelda: So... Who's to keep us here?
HoD Majora: Me.
Zelda: HUH?
HoD Majora: I AM one of his creations.
Zant: *reads dare* KK! *hangs upside down*
HoD Majora: Don't even need him here for this one.
Midna: Why wait? *hunts down Link*
Navi: *in jar of bleach*
Tingle: *shakes* Why am I doing this?
HoD Majora: You die if you don't.
Zelda: Aw man!
Redeads: We... WE'RE ALIVE! *eaten by keese*
Rajak: I'm back, and neither drunk nor dead. You. Will. PAY. *throws Zelda off Stone Tower* And now... *grabs Vaati* Are you familiar with the Scavenger's Daughter?
Vaati: *eyes light up* Why no, what are her measurements?
Rajak: Hehe, its not a she, its a torture device that crushes the arms and chest cavity.
Vaati: … NOOOOOO!
Rajak: YES. (watch this to get an idea of Vaati's fate: .com/watch?v=OubQys8K5lI )
Morpha: *snakes out of water and swallows Zelda*
Rajak: … Why didn't it do that to Link?
Light Spirits: *dim down, sad*
Dark Spirits: *use magic to move the moon to permanently eclipse the sun, causing all plants to die and thus starving the entire world*
Majora: Why didn't I think of that?
Tatl: NO! NEVER! FUCK YOU!
Tael: *to kid Link* Since sis won't do it and can't move, I'm your new fairy! *notices Kid Link isn't there* WHA! Id he drinking too! Nononono! *goes to find him*
*Everyone comes back, Tael still looking for Kid Link, who is very drunk*
MoO: Aren't you a bit young to get drunk?
Kid Link: I swear to drunk I'm not God...
I dare you to UPDATE before we're all old/dead!
MoO: Well nyeh!
for once in lif I FOUND A LOOP HOLE [falls into said hole] minda:you gain the power of ANYONE you want link: battle someone evil from every shhow,book,game,etc... moo: now that the swiss are down unleash hell on [no offcen to jews or british people] britian the country of philthy british jews[no offence] rajak: GET FROZEN IN A DEMENSION WITHOUT TIME NO HAX ruto: since you were original useless to the game turn into a hylian and try to date link moo: if she doesnt turn kill her kaine: just kill fangirls in a killing rampage now then MORE LOOP HOLES NEED TO BE FOUND
Midna: Um... How about... *evil smirk* Beatrice's power?
MoO: ...Damn you for knowing about that show. *snaps fingers* You are now an Eternal Witch, the laws of reality no longer apply.
Link: Um... I'll start with...
MoO: Sephiroth.
Sephiroth:*cuts Link in half with one swing*
MoO: Quick dare. *reads dare, smiles* Good news, I just got Civ V, and so: *nukes the piss out of Britain* I love this game.
Rajak: *sent to dimension without time* AKA: my Citadel.
MoO: He's right. No time here.
Ruto: *turns into a Hylian* Hey Liiiiink!
Link: *backs away* I know its you Ruto! It isn't happening!
Ruto: *Chases Link*
Kaine: *shoots fangirls repeatedly, casting magic when they get too close* This... *summons black hole, killing about a fifth of them* is harder than I thought!
MoO: We'll leave him to that.
Yeah, I'm getting tired of Zelda being the bikini girl. Malon, you're the Round 4 one. Anyway, Kefka and Sephy, I give you free reign to do to Hyrule whatever you wish. Link- I mean, Bugger: Go buy a heart, like from Heart for the Hero on Youtube, and I do mean grunt to get the point across. Vaati: What the- No, I'm over here. To the left. No, the other left. Stupid blind good-for-nothing emo. Anyway, You're unblinded, but everything you see is not what it is in reality. In other words, you're hallucinating. Tingle: I have no ideas for new torture, so I'm gonna go ahead and recycle. NOw YOU'RE IN THE ROOM WITH NAVI YELLING "HEY!" Ruto: Care to take a whack at Volvagia? You might want this. *hands Ruto a squeaky hammer* Oh, by the way, what does that scouter say about Volvagia's Power Level? (I'm gonna keep asking this until a certain narrator decides to put their man-tyhose on and answer it.
Kefka and Sephy: *completely obliterate Hyrule*
Link: Ohhh... Crap. *goes into Kokiri shop*
Shopkeep: Hello, uh, welcome to the Kokiri Forest shop, how may I help you today?
Link: *points at heart* Tuet!
Shopkeep: Uhhh...What?
Link: Hrut!
Shopkeep: Could you, uh, repeat that please?
Link: Haraa!
Shopkeep: I have no idea. What you are saying to me right now.
Link: Hahh *facepalm* Hyeh, Haah, Hiy!
Shopkeep: That is a HEAVY accent you have there buddy.
Link: Duwagh!
Shopkeep: You're gonna have to speak up.
Link: Hiyah, hiy! Geh geh!
Shopkeep: Annunciate, please?
Link: Hrrg...
Shopkeep: The, restroom? You wanna use the restroom? 'Cause you have to buy something if you wanna use it.
Link: Ahugh.
Shopkeep: You want a SHIELD? Can I interest you in a SHIELD? It's uh, it's only 40 rupees. It's made of... Well its made of wood, so its not gonna block much. But it, looks nice.
Link: HYAAAAAAAGGH!
Shopkeep: You see, now it just sounds like you're yelling at me, and I don't appreciate that.
Link: *makes heart with hands*
Shopkeep: Ohhohohhh, ok you wanna heart! You wanna heart, alright, I gotcha.
Link: :-D
Shopkeep: I'm sorry, we're all out.
Link: Oho? *draws sword*
Shopkeep: Ok, I'm gonna give you a moment here, because you're getting violent... Alright?
Link: *decapitates him, taking his heart*
THE VOICE: [You got the Shopkeeper's Heart! EEWWW! GROSS!]
Link: I hate this shop...
Vaati: I... Think I like it? I have no idea.
MoO: What do you mean?
Vaati: Well, unicorn fish, I'm not sure about this at all...
MoO: … Moving on.
Tingle: *comes out of Navi Room* Wah! When I tried to do it with here she died!
Ruto: Take THIS!
[Ruto uses Squeaky Hammer! No effect!]
[Volvagia uses flamethrower! It's super effective!]
Ruto: *dead*
Ganondorf: eat a sandwich near link
MoO: Turn part of the cast into the EBA agents/divas
Ganondorf: *eating sandvich* *stops mid chew* Wait... Why did it say "sanVich"... Oh.
MoO: Yep.
Heavy: WHO TOOK MY SANVICH? AHA!
Ganondorf: Waitwaitwait, it's not what it looks like!
Heavy: You may outsmart me... You may. But you cannot outsmart BULLET! *3 minute continuous spray of bullets*
MoO: Not sure who they are.
...You're never writing the next chapter, are you?
MoO: As you can see, I have.
dang...that must suck that your computer fried, my computer fried once and i couldn't use my clicky keyboard buttons for 1 1/2 frackin YEARS...*slams baseball bat over random flamer's head* much better :^3 ...so any waaaayyyyssss... a freind of mine named roflburgerapawcalips123 told me about this tod fanfic so i thought i'd check it out! i cant think of much dares so...hyre oFTo gannondouch:*puts a FAMAS against his head* peek-a-boo! ^_^ tingle:(you are sooooo kawaii!but you are still gay D :)go die in a hole...nuff said ruto:(don't know why every1 hates you cuz you r awzum)kirby haz a waffle 4 u # ('_')[it has magic powers if you eat it you are immune to your next dare,use it wisely.] im serious about ruto ... shes mai favorite loz character(o_o^)(o_o)(^o_o) kirby dance for you to cheer you up...*wispering*moo :3
MoO: Yes, yes it did.
Ganondorf: OH SHI- *dead*
Kaine: *spit take* WHAT? DID I READ THAT RIGHT?
Tingle: Tingle feels so loved!
MoO: Dammit. *throws him in Grue Pit*
Ruto: YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
That really sucks but anyways: ganon: take a bite outta crime the gruff mi gruff way ruto: do battle with some one from mortal combat no magic waffle will sae your fishy ass moo: write it out we all want to see ruto's iminent doom link: tear zelda's big intestine out and eat it infront of everyone moo: DESTROY DA FISH PEOPLE OF PLANET RALFU 9 that is all
Ganondorf: *bites random dude*
Ruto: ...Damn...
MoO: You know, for the sake of getting this chapter out sooner, I'll let the Waffle be used.
Ruto: YES!
Link: I... N..no... Just no!
MoO: *snaps fingers*
Link: *rips out Zelda's large intestine and eats it*
MoO: Hmm... How to destroy Ralfu 9...? … Well...
MoO: A full Taiidani fleet ought to be enough.
((Just watch this to see what happened the last time the Taiidan attacked: .com/watch?v=GgcBQojuRW8&feature=related ))
MoO: Overkill.
staggers in with no shirt or helmet, and colapses- i give up i only went for the citadel because my master metaknight wanted it but he kicked me out and took some else as an apprentice, so -turns to rajak- cn i stay i just want a room at the top of the east tower and somewhere fr my pet dark wolf to stay link: you need something to challenge the new immortal majora in hod -gives him... nothing- haha get something yourself ruto: fight xarien and sangini (see my hod reviews for info) zelda: hand over the light arrows and no one gets hurt -summons shadow oathbow with dark arrows- MoO: just how many alternate forms do you have -recreates the beast- fight the fangirl army from before HoD majora: you do know knil and adlez are turning traitor right -passes back out in malons lap-
Rajak: … Fine, no sense in wasting a potential soldier. But if you give me a reason, I will kill you.
Link: Yeah yeah, I'll get one myself, just wait and see.
Ruto: Who are- *dead*
Zelda: They're useless now anyway. *tosses light arrows to metalord*
MoO: Well, you were earlier introduced to another, very douchey, one. I don't fully know myself.
The BEAST: [due to the nature of the BEAST and my inability to describe it and the fact I'd rather not go M for this fic, you will just have to suffice with the knowledge that they were victims of tentacle rape and eaten.]
HoD Majora: Yes, I do. Wait for the next chapter, you will see.
((And we are done! Took long enough eh? And quick question; am I overdoing the music thing? Or do you like it?))