Jarceus: Welcome to the 7th chapter of A Saiyan's Alolan Journey. I hope you all will enjoy.
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Firesage101: Mew Jarod strikes again
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Jarod: Yep, I'm back. And hopefully no rude guest is going to diss me over my name or the randomness of a Saiyan breeding with a Mew.
Jarceus: You just had to remind me of those didn't you?
Jarod: I did… And what did they call themselves? Deity and Donut?
Jarceus: Stop reminding me of them!
Sun: I'm missing some sort of joke aren't I?
Jarod: Yep.
Last Time
"Wait, why does Silver hate you so much then?" Asked Sun confused and not bothered by the fact he understood Serenity
"Because I want to gain the respect of my Pokémon with my own hard work and dedication, not the fact I'm a Mew." Answered Jarod making everyone nod their head
"Wait, does that mean you're a Pokémon Pokémon Trainer?" Asked Rotom chuckling
"I guess it does." Chuckled Jarod before he hiccupped and transformed into a yellow Mew "Oh great. I have the hiccups." He sighed before he hiccuped and returned to normal before he took his jacket off
"Um… Jarod? Why does that jacket seem so important to you?" Asked Lillie intrigued
"Oh! It's a gift I got from my brother and cousin. They made it themselves back when I was going through Sinnoh. I've kept it in the best condition I could to honour their present to me." Explained Jarod before he hiccuped again, turning back into his Mew form "And before you say anything Sun, yes, I am the Mew you saw." He stated as he noticed Sun looking at his picture of the yellow Mew before Jarod hiccupped again and turned back to normal
Now
"So, Sun? We're really doing this whole trial thing aren't we?" Asked Jarod bored as the two walked away from Hau'oli City
"Yep. I can't say that it was on my todo list when coming to Alola." Nodded Sun, while Bubbles rode on his head while he held a Great Ball, that Jarod gave him, in his hand "So, what's in this ball?" He asked
"Oh, just a Pokémon I picked up in Unova. He likes me but he wants to be with an unexperienced trainer so he can grow alongside his trainer." Stated Jarod simply before Sun threw the ball into the air, making a Larvesta appear at his feet in a flash of light
"Huh? Jarod? Why does this guy have my Pokéball?" Asked Larvesta confused before his eyes widened "Is he going to be my new trainer?" He asked, getting jittery
"Yep, meet Sun, your new Pokémon Trainer." Smirked Jarod as he gave Larvesta a slight pat on the head before the Larvesta started zooming everywhere excited before he stopped in front of Sun and stared at him, his eyes looking as if he had stars in them
"It's awesome to finally meet a new trainer! Can you understand me like Jarod, Sayo and Mike can? How many badges do you have? What starter did you choose? How many Pokémon have you caught?" Asked Larvesta, firing questions at a lightning fast pace
"Larvesta, calm down." Chuckled Jarod as he patted Larvesta on the head
"I'm sorry. I'm just so excited from getting to have a trainer." Chuckled Larvesta, still jittery but calmer
"Heh, you know. I think I'll call you Quick Silver. Because you're fast and hyper." Chuckled Sun as he put the newly named Quick Silver on his left shoulder
"That's cool." Nodded Jarod before he realised something "Sun… Did you just understand everything Lar-I mean, Quick Silver just said?" He asked making Sun's eyes widen before Serenity burst out of her Pokéball on Jarod's waist
"Interesting. It would seem that the affects of what I did two days ago are still in Sun's mind. This is by far the longest it's stayed in effect." Mumbled Serenity as she checked Sun over using her psychic powers
"Be careful when checking on him, Serenity. You don't wanna mess up and look through the wrong things again." Smirked Silver before he was surrounded by a pink outline before he was lifted up to eye level with Serenity as she glared at the shiny Eevee before she slammed him into the ground hard before she returned herself into her Pokéball
"What was that about?" Asked Sun confused before Jarod kicked Silver
"You see. Back in Kalos, Silver, being the ever asshole he is, distracted Serenity when she was checking someone's mind and looked through the guy's clothes instead." Sighed Jarod before his head shot to the side as a red Gardevoir hand shaped slap mark appeared on his cheek "I hate it when she psychic slaps me." He mumbled before he noticed Silver laughing his ass off before he got psychic slapped as well
"You deserve that one." Growled Bubbles while Quick Silver's eyes lost all the light they had in them as he jumped off of Sun's shoulder before he crawled up to Silver as he glared at Silver
"You disgust me. Making fun of an accident YOU caused like it was Serenity's fault. I don't care that you're a Shadow Pokémon, nor that you were abused by your previous trainer. Serenity, Jarod, heck, all of us! Have been taking your shit for a long time now. Yes, we may hit you a few times every now and then, but you are disgusting. You are a sadistic, narcissistic, heartless bastard." Ranted Quick Silver, growling loudly as he lit his body on fire and got right into Silver's face "You should feel lucky that for whatever reason, Jarod thinks there's a chance for you to change. Honestly, I don't see it." He stated as he put out the fire around his body before crawling back over to Sun, who put the Bug-type back on his shoulder
"I…ah… what?" Gasped Silver, not having seen that side of Quick Silver
"Wow, what a surprise to see you here, Jarod." Stated a voice as a girl about Jarod's age walked up to him and Sun, she had long green hair which had many black strands and big blue dots in it making her hair look like a sheet of music and greenish-blue eyes. She wore a black dress with a green sash around her waist and white leggings under her dress and featureless white shoes she had on
"Melody? What are you doing in Alola? Shouldn't you be in Unova?" Asked Jarod pleasantly surprised
"Well, father decided we should have a break so my brothers and I decided to come to Alola." Answered Melody as the two shared a hug
"So, who is she?" Asked Sun confused
"I'm Melody, a good friend of Jarod's. If you wish to know more than that, then we'd have to go to a private place as the public is not a good place to talk about certain subjects." Explained Melody politely, but keeping a critical eye of Sun
"What? Are you a Meloetta disguised as a human?" Asked Sun sarcastically before he noticed the shocked look on Melody's face "Are you kidding me?" He asked annoyed
"Sadly, she's not." Sighed Jarod
"Melody, I'm not a master of disguise but shouldn't a disguise, you know, show no hints to what you are? I mean, you look like a humanised version of a Meloetta." Pointed out Sun, left eye twitching in annoyance
"He's got you there, sis." Smirked a teen, the same age as Melody, as he walked up to them. He had unruly light purple hair which went down into a pony tail of sorts and green eyes. He wore a grey long sleeved shirt, wrist bands the same colour as his hair, grey pants with a gold belt and purple boots. "I mean, he's known you for what? Like, five minutes and he's already guessed your identity, if only by accident." He continued before Melody glared at him as she raised her hand above her head making the teen freak out and hide behind Jarod "Jarod, help me." He requested making Jarod sigh
"And pray tell, why should I do that?" Asked Jarod making the teen's eyes widen
"Because you're my trainer?" Suggested the teen scared of his sister
"But Melody is YOUR sister, Trickster." Smirked Jarod, now amused with the situation
"Please, Jarod?" Pleaded Trickster before he noticed Melody was right behind him "Um… Please don't hurt me." He mumbled before Melody lowered her hand making Trickster release a sigh of relief before he was slammed over the head by a mallet
"Where did she get the mallet?" Asked Sun as he watched Melody pound Trickster into the ground
"You know, I stopped asking questions like that when my cousin pulled a rocket launcher out of nowhere." Stated Jarod simply making Sun stare at him
"A rocket launcher? How?" Asked Sun, mouth agape
"I have no idea. The only thing I know is that I had a lot of lawsuits to pay over, and medical bills to pay." Sighed Jarod before he swiped the mallet off of Melody while she stared at her handy work, Trickster only had the top of his head out of the ground
"Ow… Why did you do that?" Grumbled Trickster as he turned into a Hoopa before floating out of the hole and turning back into his human form
"I'm sorry, Trickster. You know how things have been lately. I just couldn't take you mocking me again." Apologised Melody as she hugged her brother
"Haaa. Yeah, I guess it was uncalled for." Sighed Trickster as he hugged his sister back before the two broke up
"Hold up a fucking minute. Jarod, a shiny hunting faggot trainer, knows not one, but TWO Mythical Pokémon. I'm calling bullshit." Growled Silver before he realised what Trickster said earlier "YOU FUCKING CAUGHT A HOOPA!" He screamed towards his trainer
"Well, more like he decided to come with me after he pranked me." Shrugged Jarod before he disappeared before reappearing with a slightly rusty Ultra Ball "I think this old thing belongs to you sir." He said as he put the ball in Trickster's hands
"You actually kept my Ultra Ball? Wow, I never thought you'd do that." Chuckled Trickster before he pocketed the Ultra Ball "Well, Melody and I have got to go back to the house we're using. Dad might get mad if we're late for our weekly check-in." He smirked before he and Melody disappeared
"What type of adventures have you had?" Asked Sun shocked
"Eh, really, Kanto was my most eventful region, well besides Hoenn, I enjoyed wrestling that Kyogre." Shrugged Jarod as he walked along the route while Silver and Sun followed, surprised
"What a surprise, huh?" Asked Bubbles to Quick Silver
"I'm used to it. Jarod always told me about his adventures 'cause I trust him and he trusts me. That's why I want to grow and adventure with Sun." Stated Quick Silver "But I am a tiny bit insulted he didn't bring up me awesome moves." He added
"It's because you shouldn't have them, Quick Silver." Stated Jarod simply
"Oh sure, Corona can have Flame Charge, but I can't have Quiver Dance and Fiery Dance? Seems unfair to me." Stated Quick Silver making Jarod nod
"Good point, Quick Silver." Stated Jarod before he walked a bit faster
"Bitch." Snickered Silver before he tripped over a rock which suddenly appeared
'Ah, how I love being a Psychic-type at times.' Smirked Jarod to himself before he noticed a Pikachu coloured Pichu trying it's hardest to zap down a Lum berry off of a tree
"Come on." Grumbled Pichu as he shot another bolt at the berry, only to have the bolt land in the tree "Damn. I really need to improve my aim." It sighed before it noticed a pain of eyes glaring at it from within the tree
"HOW DARE YOU!" Screamed the bird Pokémon, Mandibuzz, The Bone Vulture Pokémon, and a shiny one at that
"I… I'm not scared of you." Trembled Pichu as it faced up at the pissed off bird
"I will make you pay!" Screamed Mandibuzz before she flew towards Pichu before it was hit in the side of the head by a blast of fire, which came from over Jarod's shoulder
"I won't allow you to do that." Growled Sun as Quick Silver jumped off of his shoulder and zoomed in front of Pichu
"If you want to eat this Pichu… You'll have to get through us." Growled Quick Silver, throwing away his carefree personality in favour of a much more calm and collected one
"Fine then. I could use a meal." Grinned Mandibuzz before she flew up to the top of the tree she was resting in
"Go! Serenity!" Called out Jarod as he threw Serenity's Pokéball into the air making her appear in a flash of light
"Jarod! Stay out of this ok? I need to gain experience right?" Demanded Sun making Jarod smirk
"Oh, don't worry Sun. I just have Serenity out as a safety measure. You take down Mandibuzz." Smirked Jarod as he crossed his legs and closed his eyes, Serenity doing the same, only a hidden Pokémon noticed as the two surrounded themselves in an energy invisible to the naked eye, and when they had the energy rise into the air before connecting to each other.
Jarceus: That's all for this chapter, I hope you all enjoyed.
Jarod: As a homage to the bullshit I pulled in A Saiyan's Journey. *Has a script* I have the script of the story.
Jarceus: Nice try. I learnt from last time, it's all fake on that.
Jarod: Really? Huh? So I won't-
Jarceus: No, no you won't.
Serenity: He won't do what?
Jarceus: Does it matter?
Silver: Knowing how much of a shit head you are, probably not. But be sure to give this faggot as much hate as possible.
Serenity: What Silver meant to say is that if you want, review the story, in a kind, calm and peaceful manner, don't show unnecessary hate.
Silver: But all hate to Jarceus and Jarod is necessary.
Jarod: It's really not though.
Silver: Do you want me to choke you?
Jarod: I'm a human and you're an Eevee, there is a substantial size difference.