The stage was set, the red carpet walkway was all finished and V.E, with only her sunglasses, only turned to Keira for the final task.
"Hit the lights."
Keira sighed, punching on her pad after putting on her own sun glasses, to make the lights go a million watts.
Marik had covered his eyes with his hands.
"MY EYES!"
Bakura failed to repress a groan as he covered his eyes and Ryou's.
"Why in Ra's name does it have to be so damned bright?!"
V.E. didn't seem to notice their discomfort, but Keira's look was obvious even with the glasses.
"I told you it was too bright."
V.E. sighed.
"Fine, tone it down."
Keira pressed the buttons, the lights going down dramatically. The rest of the group sighed as they realized they could see what was around them. V.E. on the other hand seemed to be pouting as the two took of their sun glasses.
"Still, it would have been so fun to blind someone."
Keira looked at her creator skeptically.
"Are you sure that personality test you took said you want to help people? You sound better for chief torturer."
V.E. shrugged.
"Funny thing about me, I have a desire to help people but I can't stand working with people. Besides, I already am a chief torturer. I'm a fan fiction writer!"
Joey leaned in to whisper in Tristan's ear.
"I'm starting to wonder if that's how all these 'fan fiction writers' are."
V.E. piped up with an answer.
"Oh, there are certainly more mild versions, but I'm pretty certain that there are crazier people than me on this site."
Bakura's expression was deadpanned.
"JOY. What's with the stage anyway?"
V.E. gave a smile at that.
"Remember last time when I said there wasn't enough time for the beauty pageant? Well, that's today's first dare."
Marik seemed put out.
"Awww, and I wanted to do more dangerous stunts!"
V.E. pointed to the disapproving looking sister behind him.
"I don't think your sister would approve."
As Marik turned around to find out exactly how much, V.E. turned to the camera.
"Hello peoples! It's been awhile since I've updated this and before we get started, I'd like to talk about the result of Bakura's dare from last time. So Bakura, how was My Little Pony?"
Bakura's face was the epitome of disgust.
"It STANK. Honestly, it was sparkles and girly and it reminded me to much of Tea. All friendshipy."
V.E. seemed to be smirking as she spoke.
"He was watching the Equestria Girls movie this morning."
Bakura's face went bright red.
"LIES!"
V.E. just kept smiling as Ryou restrained his yami from hurting her.
"Well, Bakura's denial aside, we better get things going. As I said, today is the beauty pageant, courtesy of one of my favorite reviews Magdalene Thorne."
Magdalene Thorne 6/22/13 . chapter 2
Greetings, everyone. Hey V.E. I'm loving this. As you know me so well, you would think my request would have to do with a certain couple *wink wink* However, I have something else to ask. How about a beauty contest between the girls? First, swim wear, then gowns. Just a thought. And should a certain someone finally accept his feelings for a certain girl as a result, I'm okay with that.
Kaiba was taking this in with a blank expression.
"Why do I get the feeling I never want to meet this person?"
V.E. tried to put it tactfully. Once that was done, she clapped her hands.
"Well….let's just say she ships you with someone quite heavily. Now, ladies to the back of the stage to get your swim suits and gowns ready."
Mai and Ishizu exited calmly, while Tea looked a little bit annoyed at the request. Mana smiled at Tea in an attempt to cheer her up.
"Oh, come on Tea. It could be a lot worse!"
Tea turned back to her friends, a skeptical look on her face as Mana led her away.
"I honestly can't see how."
V.E. turned back to the males still left.
"While they're getting ready, I guess we can do some of the other dares. Let's see what this next one is."
Light-Sakura
Joey found out? That's too bad which means only one thing. He must be punish! I say lock him up in room with Kaiba again but for 30 min. but he can't duel, eat or do anything he likes in there. He can get out early if he admits Kaiba is the best in the world but only after 15 min. in that lock room. Oh, no pointy objects should be given to them.
What I really want done is Mahad to ask out Ishizu and get her to say yes but if he can't then Mana can practice her magic on him.
Joey and Seto's faces were the once more exactly alike in their anger.
"WHAT!?"
A clap of V.E.'s hands, made the two disappear from sight.
"Unfortunately, I'm going to have to adjust the time. I'll let them out when the show starts. Keira, how are they doing?"
Keira was watching on her pad, providing commentary.
"They're insulting each other….more insults….damn, I forgot to put in the audio."
V.E. looked over the picture of the two's actions, the rest of the guys trying to get a clear view.
"Did you remember to take out all the sharp objects?"
Keira nodded.
"Yes, but are we really going to let them argue until the show?"
V.E. thought about that.
"No, that'd be really boring, and Joey complaining would really get on Kaiba's nerves and we all know how that would end. Besides, I have them fighting in another dare later on. Do cakes and pies hurt when they get nailed in your face?"
Atem's face was straightforward.
"I think the only thing hurts about a food fight is a person's pride."
V.E. smiled at that.
"Good enough!"
A snap of the fingers and two tables of cakes and pastries appeared behind the two teens on the screen. They both turned around to find the signs 'For throwing ONLY. THAT MEANS YOU JOEY."
Within ten seconds, Joey had hefted some chocolate cake at Kaiba and the brunette CEO was going toward the whip cream pies.
V.E. took the pad and put it away.
"Well, I think an endless supply of frosty ammo should keep them occupied. Now Mahad…."
Mahad looked set at that.
"I'll take my chances with Mana's magic later."
Marik shot a dry look at the magician.
"Good answer."
V.E. sighed.
"Well, there goes my pleashipping, but I've got some more shipping showing up this chapter so it's all good. Now this next question I've been wanting to address since I got it."
Guest
well, i dont really know if this was a part of the no's, its something called anzu bashing... i want yami/atem, yami bakura, (and if its safe enough), yami marik,to take tea to the shadow realms, and torture her...
but if not, yugi has to sing "mary had a little lamb"
Yugi looked alarmed at that while Atem was the one to voice the concerns.
"Is this really…"
V.E. sighed.
"No, it won't be. I should have addressed this, I know how much some people on this site dislike her. Alright, I can do small pranks or humiliation, but no expressively harming her too much like killing her. And the Shadow Realm implies murder and insanity. So with that out of the way…."
A snap of the fingers and Yugi was gussied up in what seemed to be a puffy tallow shepherdess outfit complete with the yellow bonnet and cane.
The diminutive duelist looked down at himself, his voice filled with enough sarcasm to watch his yami, as Tristan Bakura and Marik laughed like mad men.
"You must be joking me…"
V.E. shook her head with a satisfied smile.
"Nope, now sing it baby panda!"
Yugi took a deep breath, his voice high enough to be a girl's, trying to keep his cool with the laughter coming in.
"Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
"And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go."
Yugi took a deep breath still trying to stop himself from appearing to embarrassed, only Atem and Ryou seemed to be understanding.
"It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
"It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
"And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near
"And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cry
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply."
Finally done, Yugi buried his face into his hands in pure and utter embarrassment. Atem was hugging his aibou and patting his back in soothing.
"There, there Yugi."
He looked down at his hikari and shot a look at the Authoress, gesturing to the shorter.
V.E. nodded and clapped, returning Yugi to his regular clothes. Before she could do anything else, a buzz went off in her pocket and she took out a cellphone.
"Hello Minerva, how are they doing?"
A feminine voice of what seemed to be around V.E.'s age answered, only a lot more serious and authoritative.
"It took a while for Mai to agree on an evening dress, but the other four were pretty quick choices. Although, Ishizu was not happy with the swim suit I suggested."
V.E. shrugged at that.
"She's pretty modest, plus I doubt she's ever had to wear them much before. Start them in a couple minutes, I need to call the two stubborn dragons back."
"You got it."
The phone was put away at that and a snap brought the two back. Though Joey seemed covered in white frosting while Seto leaned towards chocolate and some pink on his nose.
Mokuba looked at his brother concerned.
"Seto! What happened?"
Seto and Joey merely shared a glaring of utter loathing.
Bakura merely took out his camera and took a quiet snapshot, Marik grinning in agreement.
V.E. looked the two up and down.
"Oh dear, who would have known sweets made such projectile weapons."
She snapped her fingers and the two were back to their original state before the food fight.
"Now let's get the show over with. First up, swim suits!"
The lights were fired up at that, as the girls went down the run way.
Tea went first with her light yellow one piece(shooting a dirty look at Joey and Tristan, as if daring them to laugh). Mana came down in a cream two piece with the bottom having a skirt, skipping to the walk.
All the men's eyes except for Kaiba's went wide at Mai's black little bikini, especially Joey's. Ishizu came down in rather modest dark brown one piece with her hair pinned in a ponytail.
Marik nudged Mahad out of his stupor.
"OUCH!"
"Serves you right."
But Kaiba was the one most floored as he saw Kisara shyly inch out in her white bikini with blue linings, to which V.E. took a discreet photo.
"That's for the books."
Walking down the runway and going backstage, the girls left the guys to collect their wits for the next round.
A couple of seconds later, the evening gowns came out. Tea came out with a light blue gown with a V neck that turned Yugi as red as a tomato. Mana's golden dress seemed to sparkle as she had a matching shawl to go with it. Mai had on a rather deep red dress that showed off a LOT of her chest(to start a rather massive Joey nosebleed). In comparison, Ishizu had a rather modest green with a white shawl.
When Kisara didn't appear, V.E. wondered aloud.
"Where's Kisara/ She should be out by now."
Sure enough, Kisara appeared in a rather white slim dress with lace that was reminiscent of a wedding gown that in some way seemed to blow everyone else away with the matching diamond jewelry, including the tiara.
V.E. clapped at the girls.
"Well, that was pretty good. I trust Minerva was helpful."
Tea nodded for the group.
"Another one of your OCs?"
"YUP!"
As everyone got down off the stage, Kisara in particular came up to Seto.
"Do I…look good?"
Kaiab seemed dumbstruck so his brother answered for him.
"Look good? Kisara you're gorgeous!"
The pale haired girl blushed as V.E. nodded.
"I know. Now Mana, there was a dare while you were gone that wanted you to practice magic on Mahad."
Mana got out her scepter, a crazy determined look in her eyes.
"Alright!"
Mahad sighed in acceptance.
"Well, it's not like I didn't expect it, I mean...WHOA!"
A wave on the wand cut him off as he was slammed to the ceiling, everyone cringing at the sound.
"OWWW….."
V.E. moved on.
"Well, that's all for today. Tune in next week and make sure to send in your requests!"