Sorry I haven't got around to writing in a while. Here you go! Remeber the way Vector talks, that's on purpose.

Disclaimer: I don't Own Star Wars, Geico, and Sonic

I have no idea about sporks, sliced bread, the Matmobile, Angryland and Moon-Bison

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Tails looked at the crocodile before him, somehow having warped out of the anvil.

He swiveled his tails and lunged forward, swinging his LightSwordThingy as Vector deflected it with his fist.

"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME TAILS"

He put on his big black mask.

"Wait, you're not going to cut off my hand and tell me you're my father, right?"Tails asked.

"OF COURSE NOT!"Vector said.

"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME BECAUSE I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!"Vector said.

Charmy burst through the door with a gun and shot Vector repeatedly in the face. He threw a Spork at Tails.

"Use the Forks tails, The Forks!!"He screamed. Then he exploded. With a cow.

"But this is a Spork"He said. Vector got up.

"THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE SLICED BREAD!"

Tails threw his Spork at him and Vector exploded into a crowd of angry short people. Then they exploded.

Tails had a seizure, causing Knuckles to burst through the door and punch him repeatedly.

"Get your own thing Nugget dork!"Knuckles yelled.

Knuckles was carried off into Angryland by the Short people's ghosts.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

He screamed.

Sonic just.. was there.

"To the Matmobile Tails!"

Then he got onto a mat and made driving noises. Tails threw a box of nuggets at him.

Cream walked up and Layered Sonic back to the Box.

"Hi Cream!"Tails said

"Hi Tails. Have you seen Espio?"

"Undah the oceans, chickens eat pie with robots watch reality TV and eat FLESH!"

Translation: Yo.

"That was useless "Tails said.

Tails threw a cow at Espio who was hit and melted.

"I thought people exploded when you threw cows at them."Cream Said.

Amy used her hatchet to chop through the door.

"Here's Amy!"Do I even need to say who said this?

"Ahhh! Amy's back after I ate her!"

Tails threw a cow at Amy and she exploded.

"What a dumb story."Tails said, using his nose rockets to propel him to the moon, where he breaks danced with Bison.