Last time on Total Drama Millenia. The contestants got stuck in Team Purgatory, whereas instead of walking about the island willy-nilly, they each had to stick with their teams and get to know each other that way! With one day left until the second challenge kicks off, which team will crack under the pressure? We've only got to wait a little bit longer for the answer, right here, on total…Drama…MILLENIA!

Day 5

(Confessional)

Rick: Chris said there was a challenge tomorrow. I'm ready! Wait…, is that a butterfly?

Shrubz: I feel like I should have brought a road sign with me. Yeah, you heard me. A road sign.

Caroline: What do I think of this place? It isn't exactly the paradise that it looks on the outside, there's to much ick going on around here!

Jordan: I feel like winning is always the top priority, and being the only midget here, I feel like I've got some sympathy points coming my way!

Morgan: I'm not a quitter, I'm a survivor! All I've gotta do is stick it to this game, and if anyone gets in my way, I'll take em' down!

Dave: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH STUPID?

Kat: This game will be mine. And anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

(End)

It seemed like a great day for a date. The sun was high, the water was sparkling, and the day was just starting. Brandon and Hallie walked down the dirt path together.

(Confessional)

Brandon: I am not falling for her. It's only day five. She's just…, the only person whose talked to me so far…

Hallie: Brandon? He's like, my best friend! No way this is a date, we're just a guy and girl…, hanging out, alone…, together…

(End)

"So, Duncan was one of your favorite ex-contestants too?" Hallie asked.

"He WAS my favorite, actually," Brandon explained. "The guy was just so good at this game, I can't think of anyone I could actually like more."

"Duncan was a very fierce competitor! His placements are very impressive!" Hallie admitted.

"Who knows, maybe WE'LL do better than Duncan!" Brandon said with a hopeful smile.

"Maybe we will!" Hallie said with a grin.

"Maybe we could be the final two. It could work," Brandon said, with a raised brow, however, he was unaware that Jackie was listening over the conversation.

(Confessional)

Jackie: A final two deal, eh? Looks like I've got some dirt. Now all I've gotta do is figure out when to use it.

(End)

Marcus and Gina decided to have a canoe race against Jimmy and Jill.

"You're so gonna go lose!" Marcus shouted, with a grin of excitement.

"Not a chance, I'm a canoer," Jimmy stated proudly, as Jill looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"That's…, not even a word," Jill pointed out.

"Well they don't need to know that…," Jimmy replied blatantly.

Billy and Mona watched from the sidelines, thinking it would be best to not get involved.

"I'm not really a fan of canoeing," Billy explained.

"Me neither, but the first challenge was fun, even if my team did completely fall apart," Mona pointed out.

"Hey, I'm sure it wasn't your fault, you seem like a great-," Billy began saying, but was interrupted when Mona kissed him.

(Confessional)

Billy: (He is blushing intensely) What the…?

Mona: Okay, I so couldn't help that, he's just so… (gushes)

(End)

Wilson however was watching from the bushes, and gasped when he saw what had happened.

(Confessional)

Wilson: She kissed him?! Already? But it's only been FIVE. DAYS! I'm starting to get reeeally sick of this punk!

(End)

"Um, I'm really sorry about that…," Mona said with a blush.

"No, no, it's…, it's okay!" Billy replied, as he to blushed, smiling at her.

Meanwhile, Justin and Kirsten walked up toward the ruins.

"Why are you taking me up here?" Justin asked.

"I sense a very dark aura emanating from the ruins! I want to explore it!" Kirsten shouted.

"But the ruins are off limits," Justin remembered, "we can't even access them!"

"Watch me!" Kirsten said, as she kissed Justin on the cheek, "if you're going to be my husband, you need to trust me, honey-bunches!"

"Whatever you say…," Justin said, with a roll of his eyes. Kirsten actually somehow easily got past the gate, allowing Justin access as well. Kirsten looked at the hieroglyphic covered door, and studied the symbols carefully. "Know what any of this mumbo-jumbo means…?"

"I'm reading, calm, down!" Kirsten growled. "Hmm…, it says here that whoever can read this, shall be doomed to failure."

"That doesn't sound good…," Justin said, wide-eyed. "Um, uh…, Kirsten, maybe we should, y'know…, get out of here or something!"

"No, no! I'm still reading! Now shush! You're distracting me!" Kirsten said, as she continued deciphering the hieroglyphics. "It also states that whomever is affiliated with the current reader shall suffer the same fate."

"Are you kidding me…?" Justin said flatly, "We're affiliated, UNLESS it means your team, I would like to get out of here!"

"Well fine, if you don't care about me…," Kirsten said angrily.

"When did I say that…? I'd kind of just like to LIVE, and/or, NOT be cursed!" Justin retorted. "Now let's go, before Chris shows up, and kicks us BOTH out of the running, for sneaking into the ruins, and possibly breaking some sort of weird rule."

"Fine…, let's go…"

"Ohooo, Justin and Kirsten are baaaaad," Chris said. "But who really cares. Rule breaking makes the game so much more FUN! What kind of crazy evil did Kirsten just unleash? What will Wilson do now that Billy and Mona are the first official couple of the season? And will Brandon and Hallie finally admit that they like each other, instead of making awkward confessionals about how they don't…? All this, POSSIBLY answered, next time, on total…Drama…MILLENIA!"

(End Episode 5)

Alright, so this one was brief. More or less just a chapter to kind of show some couples planned for the series, or start some tension. There is two REALLY huge plotlines revealed in this albeit very short chapter. So…, you guys will find out what THEY are, eventually! Also, there is a very GOOD reason that Mona and Billy have become a couple so early, so, I'm only saying THAT in case any of you fans out there think that it's weird that I would start a couple so early in a story that is supposed to end with three hundred sixty-five chapters on only episode five. Well, I have my reasons, so please, be okay with it! Anyways…..

Til' Next Time, Peace Out!