Chapter 7: In Which Gilbert Meets His Number One Fan
The tour… It Is Awesome! All over the place Gilly is seeing his name up in lights and girls are fighting over him and he's being worshiped like the god he is, for once. He'll never forget meeting this cute little kid while they were in England. He had kinda bushier brows than usual and he looked about 10 years old, to Gilbert. His name was Peter, last name forgotten, and he was so happy he literally threw up at the sight of them on stage. Later at the meet and greet Peter did a spasm dance when Ludwig signed his forehead. Oh how they love their fans and vice versa. He and his hommies had been touring for a while now? They were out of Germany, but would be returning gain before the tour ended.
So they were in Italy, Home of the Vergas twins! First chance he got, Ludwig ran off with Feli. Gilbert couldn't help but laugh when Antonio grabbed Romano by the shirt collar and dragged him somewhere far away to be sexually harassed publically. This left Gilbert all by his lonesome, lately it seemed he was always on his own? Sometimes he didn't mind, after all everyone enjoys a little solitude, but like all people he gets lonely. "In this big wide world of people, why do we think we're alone?" He sang to himself, "Heh, and Toni said writing songs was hard. I bet I could come up with an awesome hit album right now-" "Ah!" He fell back on his butt when he hit someone, a girl based on the voice, "Oh, uh, I'm sorry miss… no way…"
On the ground, with Yaoi novels tossed all around, was Elizaveta. She was rubbing some dirt out of her eyes so she hadn't seen him yet! He had to escape, but he knocked into her so, no, crap! Educate can wait! He jumped on to his feet to run, when he got an arrow to the knee. No just kidding, He noticed a gash in her forehead, crap she fell on her face. She kept rubbing at her eyes, "Uh, ow…" She was mumbling to herself. Gilbert sighed, he would have to face his fears eventually, "Don't rube like that it'll only get worse…" He removed her hands from her face and she caught clear sight of his embarrassed face. "Gilbert?" "Hi… you're forehead his bleeding, umm…" There was no one around, he took his sleeve and ripped at some fabric to dap at the cut. She smiled, "Déjà vu!" "Hmm?" "You remember that one time when I got in that fight with that Turkish fan boy?" Oh god did he remember…
Gilbert was strolling casually through the woods near his house when he heard a slight whimper. He looked into the bushes and saw none other than his childhood "friend" Elizaveta beaten to a bloody pulp. It was here he found out he… was a she. He shirt was totally cut open, if Gilbert had any interest in her… but he didn't. SO after a creepy exchange where he was gonna "help" her by bandaging her up with piss ridden clothes, and a moving exchange filled with awkward silences and blushing, he took off his blue coat for her to cover herself with.
That was a long time ago, three, maybe four years. Gilbert was kinda lost in his mind when Elizaveta suddenly said, "Gilbert? As in TO THE WEST! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I've Written Like 5 Dojinshi About You Guys! Have Ludwig and Feli Hooked Up Yet! OH I KNOW THEY HAVE DON'T HIDE IT!" Gilbert stared at her amazed. Not only was she his nightmare… but she was also his biggest fan… "Y- you must be joking?" "No way! I really like you guys! Stereo Hearts is my jam! And uh… Well… I heard you guys would be touring here next and… I wanted to see you… and the band! The band too! I haven't arm wrestled Luddy or dressed up Feli in a while!" Her face was bright red, as red as Gilbert's eyes. She really is a fan? "Hey Gilly… if you aren't doing anything… want me to show you around? This is your first visit to Italy right?" "Yeah… wait! What!" She jumped up and grabbed him by the wrist and they were off, leaving those precious books behind.
They ate pasta, threw pebbles at squirrels, went to the park, bullied little boys into turning gay, it was so much fun! Just like old times! "Oh right, I forgot to tell you how AWESOME YOU WERE ON STAGE with UN! You guys should work together more often!" Gilbert avoided her eyes, "Of course I was, you're looking at the most physical form of awesome!" She laughed, "You haven't changed at all! How's Roderich-" She cut herself off suddenly remembering everything that happened in that distant past. Gilbert looked at some old people dancing the quad. He smiled, "Well I burnt his house to the ground." "WOah WHAT!" He stood up and grinned facing her, "Let's dance, K?" His smile was so refreshing that Lizzy pulled out her phone and quickly took the picture, almost missing and ruining the moment. Luckily it was one of those closed eyed shots. She stood up, "why this all of a sudden?" "Well I saw those old people and got the urge to express myself through movement!" She laughed and they ran over to join the elderly. Did we ever establish that Gilbert was a rocking swing dance? It was that old 50's and 40's music playing and they had so much fun. Other "youngins" came over and started to dance to.
When it was all over the sun was setting and everyone said their goodbyes, Gilbert having to sign a few things and take a few pictures, still it was pretty tame. I mean he kept his shirt on the whole time! Gilbert decided that he should be going soon. His band mates, if they weren't having sex like Elizaveta was totally betting on, would be missing him. "Well this is good bye, I'd rather not admit it but this was fun." He held out his hand for her to shake. "Yeah! But don't make it so dramatic, I'll be at your concert tomorrow," she laughed. He made a type of Ludwig face, like when he was embarrassed, and moved his hand just a bit closer for the girl to shake. She smiled and started to shake his hand. He looked at his feet and then felt something press onto his lips. His eyes shot up and there was Elizaveta… K- K- K- KISSU! She pulled away winking, "Don't freak out, we are in Italy after all." "Gah! That's the cheek!" "Hee hee, then go ahead," she pointed to her cheek. "Gah! No way! I'm out of here!" She laughed and then yelled back, "Hey Gilbert!" "What!" "Read up on World Series: rising stars of the Twenty First Century! I think you'll like what you read!" "Whatever!" She smiled as he hurried away and said quietly for none to hear, "Even when we were kids… I finally managed to do it." She touched her lips and smiled walking away, "It was worth the head injury. I guess he doesn't drink much anymore? I was expecting a beer taste?"
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Prussia stood at the doors of his super jumbo 5 star expensive as hell I could never afford Hotel! He touched his mouth, blushing. "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKE IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK! I KISSED A GIRL-" He turned around and saw someone answering their phone. He had a mini heart attack and ran into the huge building and into the elevator. "What the hell was that! Tht's not what I was thinking! No! Damn No! Matthew help what do I do! Oh… wait he isn't here! I'll go to Ludwig! Ludwig will know what to do!"
The elevator doors opened and he speeded down the halls looking for the Hotel room 1311, as told to him before splitting up with everyone. He swung open the doors, "Ludwig! Ludwig help! It's an emergency!" His face only became redder and his nose started to bleed. A naked Feli staring at Gilbert in the doorway… "Feli! Let's go at it again," said the voice of Gilbert's younger brother… what did this imply? Well they weren't playing Nazi- I mean Yattzee… Bondage… I mean Luggage! Uhh… ummm… Gilbert slammed the door behind him, "I'm sorry!"
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Ludwig walked out of the bathroom dressed like a Nazi, which I hate to say but looks super doper sexy as hell on him! Roleplay FTW! "Who was that?" "No one Important, come on, before the sun comes up."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok ok, ummm yeah. Comment? This chapter was kind of interesting, I really wanted Hungary to be included in this story in some weird way and, while taking a bubble bath (like a boss, you can't jusge me bubbles are awesome! I bet that's what Ludwig and Feli are doing right- shutting up now.) I got the idea of her being his fan… for a long time! XD I started watching world series and was like hell yes this has to happen. Thank you my lovelies!