Stephenie Meyer - A God? Apparently not…but she created the Twilight Universe.


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The chapter's song is...'More than words' by Extreme. Absolutely love this song!! All time classic, reminds me of long drives in the car with my brothers, sister and mum where she would stick on the driving Ballads tape to shut us up and get us singing along with her…classic tune from the past!

Alice POV.

I was still kicking myself for having interrupted Edward and Bella's almost kiss yesterday, but I was oddly positive that they would kiss again before long, I had a feeling.

"What time is Bella expecting us over?" Rosalie asked from the bathroom where she was towel drying her hair in front of the mirror.

"Ten…that's when she's going over to Edwards" I told her as I glanced once more over the article that I had worked on most of last night, much to Jasper's dismay.

"Could you read the article out to me?" Rosalie asked as she plonked herself down next to me on her bed, brandishing a bottle of blood red nail varnish in one of her hands.

"Sure" I answered before I cleared my throat theatrically and began,

Day 5.

We've hit the half-way milestone folks!!

After working together in harmony all afternoon, Bella gets an important phone call, informing her that one of her best friend's wife was in labour. At the moment of this groundbreaking call, Bella was poised halfway down a flight of stairs, her way blocked by a large rolled up carpet. Thankfully, our hero, Edward was at the bottom of the stairs, ready to catch the heroine after he ordered her to jump into his waiting arms.

How romantic this all sounds, but inevitably, they fell. To be fair, Bella who has an uncanny knack for falling was involved and so down they went. The romantic moment lost is soon recovered as Bella is left lying on top of Edwards heaving chest which matches hers. Oooo…sexy!!

Can you all see it in your minds eye ladies? Imagine the combination of excitement, adrenaline, close contact to the person that you are sexually attracted to, a silent room filled with only the sounds of their breathing and the crackle of chemistry. We imagine that this scenario would be much like being locked in a room with a submissive Brad Pitt. Before we loose you to that train of thought, let us continue with the story,

Pressed together on the floor, breathless and not a word spoken between them, they thankfully give into temptation and go to kiss. Now…I Pixie Cupid must come clean. I foolishly called Bella at the very moment that they were about to kiss, thus, breaking them from their bubble for two on the floor.

The missed opportunity however does not scare or worry me in the slightest. I strongly believe that the chemistry between the two of them is undeniable and the kiss, inevitable.

As if I needed further proof to back up my belief, when I, Sexy Cupid and our other halves arrived at the hospital to see the new baby, (Freya, 8pounds exactly, the definition of innocent beauty) Bella was cradling baby girl, while Edward was leant into her with the baby holding his finger. I'd like to add that neither was looking at the gorgeous baby at that point, but at each other. After surveying this for a few moments outside the room, through the window, we all barged in and unfortunately broke their moment.

After this, Bella admitted unknowingly to Cupids that she was disappointed and clearly annoyed with me, Pixie Cupid for having ruined their moment. After a few reassurances that they would kiss, we delved our interest into the baby, knowing that it would all pan out in time.

We now allow you to freely continue with the imagination of a submissive Brad Pitt locked in a room with you, our reader.

"Nice one" Rosalie commented me with a smile on her lips as she continued to paint her toenails. "Give them a day or two, and they wont be able to get enough of each other" Rosalie stated in a confident voice as if she were declaring a known fact.

"I hope so Rose…" I muttered back, wondering if all of this was a wise thing to do. Were we pushing Bella and Edward together a little too much too soon? Maybe we shouldn't have encouraged Bella to help Edward out everyday at his house? I hoped for the best as I got up from Rosalie's bed and headed up to my room where Jasper would probably be very grateful for the wakeup call with a difference that I was about to give him.

Bella POV.

After spending half my day talking to Jake on the phone…or more precisely…hearing Freya breathing into the phone while she slept and half of my day with Alice and Rosalie at Edward's house while we worked out the décor for the two guest bedrooms, I was ready for out night out tonight.

"Edward dahhhling, it's been a pleasure!" Alice announced in an over the top posh voice as she hugged him, fanning a slim line furniture catalogue in her hand.

"The pleasure has been all mine" Edward responded in a just as over the top posh voice as he kissed the back of her hand in a gentlemanly bygone gesture.

"See you later bud" Rosalie responded in a rather more natural manner before she pulled him into a tight hug which she developed after being with Emmett for so many years.

At the sound of Edwards laugh, I looked back to the two of them just in time to catch him whispering something back to her. I hoped to god that Rosalie hadn't blabbed to him my confession to have had been annoyed that we hadn't kissed yesterday.

I turned my back to Edward as a defence precaution in case he had some embarrassment ammo ready for me.

"Do you want to ride in the Vanquish tonight as well?" Edward asked from behind me with an amused voice after the familiar click of the front door, signalling Rosalie's departure.

"Sure…is that what Rosalie just asked you?" I grabbed at the topic of conversation that was safe from what I had been worrying about.

"Yeah, she asked politely, so I couldn't really say no" he grinned back at me, running a hand through his hair.

I knew that to be a nervous gesture of his. I knew the truth there and then, "She threatened you didn't she…or the car, she threatened to do something to the ca?" I blurted, sure that I had hit the mark as Edward looked up to me with appraising eyes.

"How did you know?" He asked after admitting to what I had suspected.

I tapped my nose as I gave him as sly smirk, not telling him the way that I had cracked this little secret. If he knew that I knew some of his mannerisms already, he'd probably get scared or something.

"Hey, I should get going, before Alice calls me…" I rolled my eyes and sighed heavily as I made my way to the door. "See you later if I survive" I told him as I opened the door.

Edward's farewell was cut off by me slamming the door quickly behind me in a rush to drown out the ring tone of my phone which I hadn't changed.

"I don't know what this is
cos you got me good
just like you knew you would"

The second bit was cut off as I slammed my finger down on the hang-up button. I sighed a breath of relief and quickly changed my ring tone as I made my way over to Rosalie and Jaspers place next door.

The song brought back memories of yesterday afternoon, causing blood to gush to my cheeks and relief to flood through me as I realised that it would have been more uncomfortable had my phone gone off while I was still in the house with Edward.

Once back at Rosalie's, the 'fun' started. Over the years, I had learnt to be submissive and let them prod and poke me as they wanted knowing that the outcome was always undeniably spectacular. After hours of primping and preening, the three of us were dressed, in matching style dresses of different colours. Alice's was black and white, mine blue and Rosalie's was pink. Once we were all hoisted up on heels, we made our way down.

I blushed as I noticed that Emmett, Jasper and Edward were all at the bottom of the stairs, watching us as we descended. Rosalie and Alice took their sweet time, playing it up for their guys, receiving loving praise and comments.

Once Alice and Rosalie were out of the way, I kept my eyes down, vowing not to fall and break my leg and finally made it down. "I see you survived…" Edward began with a smile playing at his lips as his eyes looked over me. I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks slowly but surely from the way he was looking at me.

"Hey Bells, looking lovely as usual!" Emmett called from the doorway that he and Jasper were now stepping out of the door.

I shouted a thank you at him before Edward excused himself and followed the other two out. I grabbed my coat, making sure that my carefully curled hair didn't get upset and then turned to find that Rosalie had disappeared.

"Shotgun Vanish!" Alice called from the hallway where she was frantically shoving on her coat, sending panicked glances around her just in case Rosalie was to jump out and beat her to the car.

Rosalie soon stepped out from the kitchen, turning the lights off after her, "It's Vanquish Alice, not Vanish, Vanquish…" Rosalie sighed with an incredulous tone to her voice as she walked calmly down the hall towards Alice and me.

Rosalie's steady footfall on the wooden floor created a hypnotic clicking sound in the hall, which also sounded slightly intimidating. "Now Alice… because you called shotgun to a car that doesn't even exist, it will now be deemed void and I will ride shotgun" Rosalie declared, with a sly, winning smile set on her lips.

"No you won't, Bella will" Edward declared from the doorway, startling the three of us. Before we could get a word in edgeways he finished with a hasty, "Court adjourned" before he grabbed my arm and pulled me after him in a run to his car which was parked outside his house.

My mind worked in double time as I concentrated on not falling flat on my face. In the background, over the sound of the cogs working in my mind, I could hear Alice and Rosalie whining in the distance.

"That'll teach them" Edward laughed once we had reached the car. He leant against it, a devious smile playing at his lips as we watched Alice lock the door, then her and Rosalie trudge towards the car.

"What did they need to be taught about Mr Cullen?" I asked, keeping my voice light and playful.

"That you can't miss pronounce the name of my car or demand shotgun just because you know more about the car than I do" he answered, straightening up and planting a hand on his hip.

"Hey... I never even heard of the car 'till you got here" I admitted, wondering where that would place me in his rankings.

"I can't blame you…with a truck like that…" he teased me, indicating to my ancient, reliable motor that was parked next door.

"Hey…a little respect…old truck over there is old enough to be your cars great grandfather…don't go hurting his feelings" I joked back, giving his shoulder a small playful shove.

"Like he could hear me, does he even have his hearing aid on and turned up?" He asked back, his face showing genuine curiosity which I could read clearly by the distance he had closed between us. I had to laugh back at how serious he was being mainly and secondly because I was sure that it would make him take a step back from me. After yesterday afternoon, I didn't need any more reminders of the missed opportunity.

"Quit flirting and let's go!" Rosalie called as she and Alice drew up to us. Inevitably, I blushed, but dutifully got into the car as well as Edward.

Within twenty minutes, we were parked outside a swanky looking hotel called 'Evergreen'. Alice and Rosalie quickly thanked Edward for the lift and jumped out, running to their other halves arms, who had been forced to come in Emmett's jeep.

In the darkness of the car, I watched silently as Alice and Rosalie both jumped into their men's arms and looked so utterly radiant with happiness. As I took of my seatbelt, I heard Edward's soft voice wash over me, "I forgot to mention it before, but you look lovely tonight."

My heart skipped a beat from his compliment. I turned to look at him and gave him a warm smile and a thank you before I commented him on his smart attire.

We both got out of the car, but Edward somehow managed to make it around to my side by the time that I had only got one leg out of the car. "Here…" he said as he held out his steady hand to me. Feeling grateful for his help, I held tightly and used him as support as I got out as gracefully as possible.

Edward took my arm in his once I was out and zapped the car locked from over his shoulder as we walked away to reach the others who were waiting patiently just inside the doors.

I laughed as I caught sight of Emmett with Rosalie's digital camera which seemed dwarfed in his huge paws. He snapped a picture of Edward and me before he snapped a few of Rosalie who was slowly rotating on the spot, warming herself up, I noticed by the heater in the ceiling. "Rose baby, come here, I'll get a fire burning in you in no time…" Emmett announced as he wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her to him, nuzzling his nose in her neck.

"Emmett!" The cry came from both Rosalie and Jasper for two different reasons. Rosalie was slightly shocked, while Jasper was slightly appalled.

"Sorry dude…keep it behind locked doors…I know…" Emmett apologised, releasing Rosalie and holding his hands up in surrender, letting the camera swing wildly on the strap that was around his wrist.

"Come on, I'm sure you could eat a horse!" Rosalie commanded as she latched onto Emmett's hand and led him to the reception desk.

"I don't know about a horse, but I could eat you right up…" He whispered a little loudly than he probably anticipated as he pressed up against Rosalie, kissing the nape of her neck softly.

A smack on the back of his head from Jasper cause Emmett to calm down and step away from Rosalie.

"Jasper…why are we here?" Alice asked sweetly as she looked up to him from her spot, entwined in his arms as she stood with her back against his chest.

"Sorry to disappoint love but I don't need a reason to take you to dinner…" He responded before he leant down and kissed her pouting lips softly.

I tried hard to suppress my laugh as I watched Alice lift one of Jaspers hands to her mouth. I knew what she was about to do, but by the confused look on Edwards face, he didn't.

"Watch a real master of persuasion at work" I whispered to Edward while I clutched onto his arm a little tighter in the hope of suppressing my laughter.

"Alice…come on…" Jasper hissed, trying feebly to tug his hand from her grasp as she began to lick, bite, kiss and suck her way along the inside of his forearm and wrist, before settling at the final destination.

"Alice…don't…" Jasper pleaded, but made no move to break her grasp from his arm which he could have done, as Alice threw me a quick wink before she pressed her lips to Jaspers palm. I could tell by the sparkle in her eyes that she was smiling now as Jaspers hand seemed to close around Alice's face softly as if he were keeping her mouth in place.

By now I knew that Jasper would probably be putty in Alice's hands. She told me once, years ago that Jasper had admitted that her kissing his palm like that drove him wild.

"What are you, a man or a mouse?!" Emmett laughed as he gave Jaspers back a forceful smack, breaking both himself and Alice from the spell she was conjuring.

"Mouse…definitely a mouse" I heard Jasper whisper with his eyes closed in shame before he opened them and span Alice around in his arms. "You little sprite…" he teased aggravation as he cupped her face in his hands lovingly.

"Your little sprite" Alice corrected him before she took hold of both his hands and kissed both palms quickly. "A girls got to try" she smiled before she allowed herself to be led by Jasper into the dining room that Emmett and Rosalie had already reached.

"Impressive bit of persuasion" Edward summarised before he tugged gently at my arm, signalling that we should follow.

Soon, we were all seated around a romantic looking circular table which was adorned with red rose petals and aromatic candles which were burning in the middle of the table, casting a soft glow over the table.

I realised that we were in the most private corner of the dining room, which was a little odd because Emmett and Jasper tended to prefer being within an arms reach of the bar to save their legs. I wondered why the sudden change, but then realised that because there was the six of us and Edward was a guest, maybe they were trying to keep the night a little classier.

Edward POV.

The conversation and wine flowed freely between the girls as the food progressed from starter to main. We men weren't drinking because I and Emmett had to drive and I suspected that Jasper had his own reason for not hitting the wine. Once the main's plates were cleared away, Emmett gave me a nervous look as he took a deep breath. I nodded my head once, urging him on. With that nod from me his face wiped clean from the nerves and allowed a big, excited grin to come forth.

"If you'll excuse me…" Emmett declared in a suave voice as he got up from the table, kissing Rosalie's shoulder before he headed toward the bathrooms.

"And if you will excuse me also…" Jasper followed suit and got up before he began to walk with Emmett in the bathroom's direction.

"I thought only girls went to the bathroom together!?" Rosalie called as she leant back in her chair blatantly staring at Emmett's rear.

"That's what you think love!" Emmett called from over his shoulder, blowing her a kiss before his booming laugh signalled his and Jaspers departure.

"Goofball" Rosalie laughed as she turned back to the rest of us.

After a humorous discussion of who would ride shotgun on the way home, Emmett and Jasper returned. "You took your time…" Bella announced with a curious look on her face as she leant forward slightly toward Emmett.

"Yeah, well there was a queue…and you've got to do the whole leave a space between thing with the urinals…" He clarified before he turned to me to back up his story. "Right Edward?"

"Absolutely…" I answered, receiving a speculative look from Bella and a victorious grin from Emmett.

Moments later, our server, David arrived at our table. As I had been doing all night so far, I drew myself a little closer to Bella, wrapping my arm around the back of her chair just to make the point clear. Unfortunately this David kid who could only be 17 at the most didn't get the message from my actions or Bella's subtle let downs. "Your dessert…" the kid drawled out in what I think was supposed to be a sexy voice. Either way, it caused me to laugh. I counted myself lucky that he'd given me my desert before my outburst, because the look in his eyes told me that he would have otherwise smeared it over my face.

"Stupid kid…" Alice sighed as David vanished back into the kitchen, embarrassed.

"Edward, you didn't have to laugh at him…" Bella muttered with a smile in her voice. I knew that she found it as funny as I had.

"Yes he did, or I would have!" Emmett declared, shaking his head in disbelief.

A few seconds later, two young women came out carrying the other's desserts, one who I recognised from earlier to be the owner of the hotel.

"Here you are…" the young woman who wasn't the owner declared as she broke the common code of courtesy and served Emmett and Jasper their desserts before Alice and Rosalie.

"And ladies, we all hope that you will enjoy them…" the owner declared before she handed one plate to Emmett and one to Jasper.

"What the hell? Give me my chocolate pudding Emm…." Rosalie demanded, inching her hand towards Emmett's plate in threat.

After a quick glance at Jasper, both he and Emmett lowered their beloved's desert plates to the table. "Okay love, here…"

Bella's gasp from beside me vanished into the sound of Alice's and Rosalie's. I daren't look away from the scene, wanting to make sure that I saw the whole thing, but I blindly reached my hand over, searching for Bella's. Within seconds, her warm hand was clamped within mine.

Rosalie POV.

"What the hell? Give me my chocolate pudding Emm…." I demanded as my usually not as thick boyfriend kept my adored chocolate away from me. I wondered if he had a death wish. The threat of taking away his own pudding would surely cause him to cave I decided before I began to move my hand clearly toward his untouched plate.

Why the hell did he look to Jasper? Since when did Emmett need Jaspers approval to give me chocolate pudding? My mind screamed in confusion before Emmett spoke up. "Okay love, here…" I couldn't help but notice the slight hint of nervousness in his face and features as he brought the plate down to the table. Having been with Emmett for five years made me an expert on working out how he was feeling.

My triumphant smile was wiped clean off my face when I looked down upon the dessert plate.

Alice POV.

Yeah, you tell him Rose! I laughed silently in my mind as Rose gave Emmett an earful for taking away our desserts. I looked up to Jasper who was looking down at me with eyes flooding with love. I frowned slightly, but let it go as I noticed a slight flicker of fear or apprehension cross through his eyes. Gazing at Jaspers eyes, I didn't quite catch what Emmett said, but I did notice my plate coming down to the table. With one thankful smile to my Jasper, I turned, gasped and stared in awe at my plate.


I know!! Mean or what!! The next chapter will be up soon, I suppose you know what will happen next, but I'll leave you with a cliff-hanger anyway!!

I hope that my writers block's gone now! Maybe my new piercing that I got yesterday scared it away!? Ha-ha! My sister and I got our napes pierced for the second time. Lovely jubly!!

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