As you leaned against Pounce de Leon, who was on your bed and would not budge, you got undressed and switched the toy on. Promptly, it started making a humming noise and you inserted the phallic object into your nook. With a few soft moans, (you didn't want to wake Pounce, though when you reached orgasm that would be impossible,) you started really getting into it. "fuuu-uuck," you moaned out loud, getting closer and closer to climax. With a few more soft purrs and pleasureful groans, you finally reached orgasm. "Fuck me hard!" you said again and again, thinking of Karkat. However, your lustful haze was broken when you heard the sound of an object dropping outside of your room, and you quickly got your underwear on, though your panties were sopping wet. "Who's there!" you yelled as you ran out to the sound. With a few footsteps, the intruder was gone, but their clothing had torn, and you bent down to sniff the scrap to identify the perpetrator. It was a familiar smell, though not as masculine as Equius and the bloodstain on it smelt... off. Due to your elite detective skills as a result of spending too much time with Terezi as a kid, you put together the only possible suspect:
Karkat.
=== be Karkat, who is now running away like a fucking pussy.
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT, you thought to yourself, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING IM FUCKING RETARDED SHIT AGH! You had decided to go leave Nepeta a note about some shit, and you knocked over a fucking rock that was the same color as her blood, but you hid it before you ran. However, you did wonder why Nepeta was moaning like that. Could she have been masturbating? PROBABLY NOT YOU PERVERTED FUCKASS, you ranted in your head. That's true, but it seemed like it, and she did kinda say "Fuck me hard," so... God dammit, now you have a boner. seems like you have some fappin' of your own to do.