Warning: Mentions of lemon, swearing, and an irritable Shadow.
Ch 6
Shadow was abruptly snapped out of his light sleep by some very... errotic sounds coming from upstairs. Standing up on his hind legs and streatching, the black fox stomped up the stairs and to the source of the noise. Pounding on Naruto's door, he growled and waited impaitently for the blonde to answer. When the door opened, Shadow motioned for the blonde to step out and close the door. He didn't even notice that Naruto was stark naked.
"Do you mind putting up a sound barrier when ever you have sex? I'm sure you're giving Atsuko nightmares." he whipered in a very pissed tone. Naruto nodded and slipped back in his room, putting up a sound proof barrier that would let sound in but not out. "Great, now I need a cold shower." muttered the fox, stomping into the upstairs bathroom, transforming into his human form, stripping down to nothing, and stepping into the cold water, holding back a screech.
There was an aura around him that was pointing a knife and screaming 'HATE!!!' when he stepped out fully clothed. Trodding downstairs, the changed back into his fox form, and curled up on the couch.
----The Next Day----
The malice was still thick in the air when Naruto came down to the kitchen to get some breakfast before he went to his office to sign more paper work. He stopped with one foot in the air when he felt a glare on his back and spun around. Shadow was glaring at him, his formaly red eyes now taking the appearance of the Kitsunegan. It was apparent that the fox still hadn't forgiven him for waking him up that late, and wouldn't for a while.
"Uhh, hi?"
"Nice choice of words. Though, I would have said 'mommy' if I were you and knew what I was going to do to you. If you forget the sound barrier again, I will personaly rip your head off and throw it off the highest cliff I can find." he grit out. Shadow flicked his tail and snorted, turning away and scratching at an iritated spot on his neck.
"Kyuubi asked for you to meet with him and his team today. He wants to introduce his 'wonderful' brother to his 'wonderful' team. You might even get a mission to go on if you behave. Be at the Team 4 training grounds by... five minutes from now." Naruto said, changing the subject. Shadow snorted and poofed away, appearing in the forest on the edge of the Team 4 training grounds.
Kyuubi was already explaining his brother, and Shadow smirked as he thought of how to get them riled up. Creeping out of the bushes, he took a mighty leap and landed on Daisuke's back—again. Hayato and Chika took out kunai, but stopped short when Shadow took out a dagger and held it a Daisuke's neck, growling at them, daring them to attack. Daisuke grunted at the kitsune's weight, and tried to shift around to try and throw the fox off of him.
"You again." he grunted. "I thought you ran away with your tail between your legs like a good mutt."
"Not really." Shadow replied. "And don't insult my pride. Oh, and call me a mutt again, and I'll skin you alive." he started to kick the boy repeatedly in the head with his back leg, a smirk on his face.
"Shadow, get off the poor boy before you make what's left of his brain turn to mush." doing as his brother said, the fox did a front flip off of Daisuke, landing next to Kyuubi. "And could you act your age? You're older than I am for peat's sake."
"Aw, but where's the fun of acting like an old grouch? I enjoy tormenting idiotic morons without minds. Especialy this kid. He's quite entertaining." Shadow said, laughing slightly. Daisuke growled and threw several shuriken at the fox, who nimbly twisted out of the way. "Tsk, tsk. Didn't they teach you how to properly handle shuriken in the acadamy? This is how you do it." he blured out of sight and reappeared soon after holding the kunai that Daisuke had thrown before. With a flick of his wrist, the genin was pinned to a log, unable to move.
'What's with this fox?' Hayato thought. He watched as Shadow threw the dagger he had been holding earlier, pinning it right between Daisuke's legs, making the genin yelp. He had dreams of having kids one day, and he really didn't want to loose that chance.
Kyuubi cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, this is my older brother, Shadow. Shadow, this is my team. Daisuke, Chika, and Hayato." everyone gaped at the nine-tails and then turned to ogle at Shadow.
"What? Its not my fault he hasn't told you yet." the black kitsune said with an innocent gleam in his eyes. He turned to glare at Kyuubi, giving him a nudge. "Go on, they'll never fogive you if you don't until its too late." he muttered to his brother, pushing him forward. The rhino sized fox smirked at the horrified look on Kyuubi's face, and sat down to wait for said crimson kitsune to weave a story about his true identity.
And so, Kyuubi explained that he was infact the nine-tailed kitsune who attacked Konoha twenty-three years ago, helping save the village after words several times along with Naruto. When he finished, his team's jaws were knocking their knees, and their eyes were the size of dinner plates.
"Told you." Shadow deadpanned. Kyuubi glared at him, and turned back to his team.
"I understand if you want another sensei after this. I don't blame you." Hayato was the first one to recover concidering his pride and normaly stoicness.
"I don't want another sensei. Besides, my father already said that his team mate's best friend had a relation to you. He didn't say which team mate though."
"Probaly Sasuke." Shadow said. "He's best friends with Naruto-baka... er, your Hokage."
"You call Hokage-sama Naruto-baka?" Chika asked.
"Among other things like... um... let's see, oh! Dumbass, stupid, asshole, idiot... the list is endless. Kyuubi here and Sasuke do the same thing. The moron prefers all that over Hokage-sama and all that other formal shit." the fox replied, waving his paw dismissivly. The genin stared at the kitsune with huge eyes, not beliving that this fox would degrade their Hokage like that. "Besides, I've known Naruto since he was twelve. He doesn't care what I call him really."
"As long as you don't call him 'Spiral Fishcake-sama' like you did that one time. You lost half of your pelt that day." Kyuubi said, trying to hold back a snort of laughter at Shadow's expression. He could have sworn the older fox was blushing.
"True. But you can't deny what's true. That is what his name means." Kyuubi couldn't hold it in any more, he burst into a fit of laughter at his brother's expense. Shadow just sat there with a look of indignity on his face.
There you go! Sorry its so short, the next chappie will be up fast, I promise.