When in Middle Earth….
61. I will not , under any circumstances, try to confuse Sauron by giving him an onion ring and telling him it's the One Ring.
62. The Nazgul are NOT to be confused with the Razac….. AT ALL…..
63. ….EVER.
64. I am not allowed to bring a light saber into battle with me.
65. I am not allowed to randomly slap people.
66. I will break rule/law/statement 64 17 TIMES.
67. I will break rule/statement/law 65 18 TIMES.
68. I will run away when the law/rule/statement 67 is applied to Aragorn, Sauron, or Elrond.
69. I will never, AT ALL ( if I value my life) apply rule/statement/law 67 to Gandalf.
70. I will make no confusing references to other laws/statements/rules at any time during the duration of this list.