Hi guys I'm back and this is the new chapter of Shipping Wars! Last time the Sukka ship as given a heavy blow. Let's see what'll happen next.

"COME ON ICY!" Windsong bellowed as he ran down to the tech room. "There has to be a backup shield up somewhere?"

"There is Captain, but we have never needed to use it so it'll be a few minutes!" IcyAshford yelled back at her captain.

"Damn," Windsong groaned. "S.S.S! How's everything up there?!?"

"Not good sir! The Yukka ship is attacking like mad!"

"Aren't Teoph, Jinko and Soko bombing down on them?"

"Yes, but since they are basically one shot ships no one really fund them," S.S.S explained.

"Ah yes."

"THIS IS (BLEEPING) CRAZY!" Avani yelled pulling at her hair.

Rawles stomped her foot on the floor and glared at Windsong. "This is your entire fault you know that!"

"How is this all my fault?" Windsong asked glaring back.

"Well maybe if you didn't met with every girl in Sea of f-ing Chi, Rowen would be in a cell and we could have attacked as planned!"

Avani stepped in. "Alright guys lets not start fighting yet. We still have a big problem. Rawles's ship and my own are captain-less. We need to get over there!"

"Well you can't until the cease fire flag goes up from the Mods," Windsong told them.

Something made contact with the ship and flung them all back into the wall. "DAMN IT!" Avani yelled standing up slowly. "Once I get out of here I am going to canon bomb that damn Ming Ue so much…"

"If this ship doesn't sink first," Rawles groaned cracking her neck. "We are all sitting ducks right now."

Windsong grabbed a phone and dialed. "Hello…yeah it's me Wind…yes it's nice to hear from you too. Listen…I need a little bit of help…"

Ming Ue, Rowen and Tongone broke a new record as they fire countless missiles into the canon ships. The shields would bounce a number of them off, but a good number would get in and do some damage.

"Guys," Tongone spoke into her headpiece, "I think we just might win!"

"Yeah Rawles, Avani and Windsong are all locked up and stuck! VICTORY IS OURS!" Ming Ue cheered in victory.

Then a blast hit the Zutara ship from the back. Ming Ue jolted out of her seat and fell face first into the floor.

"…ho da uck was dat?"

"Aww crap! Jetara fighters," Tongone groaned hitting herself in the face. "Why are they here they are only Semi-Canon?"

"Oh I know why," Rowen said with a frown. "Windsong's best friend is the Jetara captain. OUCH!"

A bomb from the Jetara ship launched crashed into the back of the Yukka ship. Rowen's head knocked against the headboard from the impact.

"This is getting brutal!" Tongone told Ming Ue.

"I know you have to use Track 25!"

"I know," Tongone sighed and readied the Weapons of Mass Disruption. "ALRIGHT EVERYONE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE COVER YOUR EARS!" She opened the switch for Track 25. "This song is deadly."

When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

As the song boomed out from the Taang's loud speakers the enemy covered their ears in distress.

"NO I HATE THIS SONG!" yelled the Jetara captain. The ship started sailing away and the Teoph aircrafts loss control and the pilots ejected screaming.

At the Sukka ship the three captains covered their ears.

"I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!" Avani yelled in pain.

"I GOT THE SHIELD WORKING!" IcyAshford yelled.

"WELL PUT IT UP!" her captain ordered.

The ship shook a little and the second shield slid over the Sukka ship. The music was trapped outside and for the moment they were safe.

"This is all good, but what about our ships?" Rawles asked, obviously annoyed.

"Don't worry it'll be over really soon," Windsong stated pointing to the Momo flag that was being rising from the waters. "I had my friend contact the Mods the guys are gonna have to cease fire."

"Excellent," Rawles said with a smirk.

"Oh for the love of Appa," Rowen groaned as the cease fire, Momo flag rose from the water. "Guys we have a problem. Lord Momo raised the cease fire flag."

"WHAT? Last year when they were kicking our asses we didn't get to request a cease fire flag!" Tongone yelled outraged.

"You know that Lord Momo doesn't like us," Ming Ue rolled her eyes. "Alright girls looks like those S.O.Bs get off this time."

The Zutara, Taang and Yukka ships backed away slowly and retracted their weapons into the ship.

"This is total B.S and you know it Ming," Tongone groaned.

"Damn right, but the important thing is that we don't let them get us off guard."

"Well they better watch out!" Rowen declared. "You hear that Windsong! I'm gonna get you one way or another."

"BRING IT ON HARLEY!!" Windsong yelled back. "I'm not letting you get away with this!"

Mod World

Lord Momo was in the Grand Roku assembly of the Mob World. He called the assembly of the High Leaders of the Shipping World.

Man-Lady Appa (Lucy Lu's voice), Lord Shirshu (Sean Connery's voice), Lady Miyuki (Judge Judy's voice), Lord La (Brad Pitt's voice), Lady Tui (Jennifer Aniston's voice), Lord Bosco (Eddie Murphy's voice) and Lord Fang (Allan Rickman's voice) all were sitting around the Round Table waiting patiently for the meeting to begin.

"Why the HELL are we here?" Lady Miyuki yelled her tail swaying angrily.

"Yeah I have a butt master lesson in twenty minutes!" Lord Bosco groaned tapping his paw on the table.

"I'm sorry my allies but I have called to announce that a Shipping War has broken out..."

"AGAIN!" the animals yelled out in unison.

"Let me guess," Lady Tui said annoyed. "Kataang and Zutara started it and got all their little friends involved.

"Exactly but…"

"LET THEM BLOW EACH OTHER UP!" Lady Miyuki yelled. "All they ever do if fight about shipping."

"Yea who gives a (bleep) who Katara or Zuko ends up with," Lord Fang agreed.

"I HOPE THE BOTH DIE!" Lord Shirshu declared.

"I saw we just let the Zutaraians and the Kataangers kill each other both of them are asses anyway. The Kataangers are the kings of canon who are the biggest d bags in the world. And the Zutaraians are the queens of the fanon asses. They shipped and 50 ton bison and a 16 lb. rat with wings…no offence Lord Momo," Lady Miyuki told them.

"None taken but…"

"I HATE KATARA!" Lady Tui yelled. "Her inspiring speeches get everyone happy again I mean give me a break. I she wasn't the love interest of every person on the show no one would care about her!"

"YEAH!" the Mobs yelled.

"I can't stand Zuko!" Lord Bosco told them. "All his complaining and going after the Avatar. Give me a (bleeping) break! If he wasn't attractive no one would want him to die."

"Well I think Aang is kind of a dumb ass," Lord Fang told his friend. "I mean he's like the Superman/Jesus of Avatar. Plus, Avatar Roku is 10 times cooler."

"For me it's Mai. I mean so she can throw stuff at people and not kill them, I can do that too," Lord La said rolling his eyes.

"I HATE IROH!"

GASP!!!

"How can you hate Iroh Miyuki?" Man-Lady Appa asked in shock. "He's the nicest man in the universe."

"Yea and it's sickening," Lady Miyuki stood on the table. "He was one of the biggest, baddest generals in the Fire Nation and yet he managed to learn moves from the Water Tribe. Holier Than Thou character much," she said scoffing. "Azula is the best but because she's isn't a 6 foot piece of man meat she is called a bitch! If she was the older brother people would like her."

"What makes you say that?" Lord Shirshu asked.

"Well think about it Itachi from Naruto, huge fan base. Sesshoumaru from InuYasha, big ass fanbase. Hot older brother is excused from all fault!"

Lord Momo groaned and smacked his forehead. "Look people we have to do something about this Shipping War."

"Aww who cares about them!" Lady Tui said waving Lord Momo away. "I only watch Avatar for two reasons to see Ozai's face and to see Aang kill Ozai everything else is irrelevant."

"But Lady Tui the shippers are going too…"

"Die eventually meeting over!" Lord Bosco said standing up and walking to the door. The rest of the animals started to leave.

Lord Momo groaned and perched himself on his stand. If no one was going to help his start the Shipping War he was going to have to do it the hard way…

Hi guys that's it for this chapter of Shipping Wars. Thank you too all my reviewers I love you all! Remember to go read Avatar High School's new chapter. . See you next week.