When Kris reached the bottom of the stairs. She found herself face to face with a wooden door. She quickly knocked before she could back out of it. The door was opened with creak by a short …er...man, with red hair and grey eyes. At first Kris thought he was a chick, but when he spoke there was no doubt that it was a guy.

"Who might you be?" he asked quietly.

"Uh…your …cult-"

"Organization" he corrected.

"Yea…your "friends" said to go to you, for something I need so huh, can we talk?"

"Make it quick" he said gesturing inside.

Kris stepped inside, noticing how creepy and cold it was down in the basement. She heard Sasori shut and lock the door.

"What do you need?"

"I need to know where to find Orochimaru."

After a moment he spoke. "Alright, I'll tell you, on one condition."

"What's that?" Kris asked suspiciously.

"Let me experiment on you and make you a puppet!" he said with a serious face.

"What the fuck you crazy psycho!"

He just started laughing like a maniac.

-Commercial-

"So who's your little brother again?" Jen asked with a smile as she read her book and took a sip of her chocolate milk. Itachi and Kisame sweat dropped.

"How can you not know who his brother is? Aren't you like Itachi-san's biggest fan? Shouldn't you know all about him?" Kisame asked as he stopped moving to stare at the yaoi fanatic. Jen looked over her book to shoot a glare at the ex mist nin.

"Fish sticks." Jen said in an icy tone. Kisame began to shake in fear and Itachi began to pray he never faced her wrath before returning to preparing the crazy, yet totally intriguing girl's breakfast.

"H-hai Jen-sama?" Kisame asked as fear rolled off him in waves.

"Did I say that you could stop fanning me?" Jen asked sounding scarier than Gaara when someone eats his last cookie. Which no one has been brave enough to do since the last person who did almost died, it was Kris, and if Jen, Naruto, and Neji hadn't have been there she would surly have died. Kisame paled when he realized that he had indeed stoped!

"G-gomen J-J-Jen-sama!!!! It won't h-happen a-again!!!" the blue dude shouted as he began to fan her frantically and try not to cry. Itachi snickered over the ego waffles he was preparing.

"Oh weasel! What the fuck is taking the food so long! I said egos so that I'd get some fucking food damn quick! If I had know you were gonna take all day making some gourmet shit I would've had you fry up sushi here, and ordered a pizza for the wait." Jen shouted as her eyes went back to the book.

"I-it's almost done danna." Itachi quickly said as he prepared the waffles quicker, only taking a second to pause and think that he had been hanging out with Deidara to much.

"Hn." Jen said sounding scarily similar to an Uchiha. Both men shivered in fear as they thought of what she would do with them if she had the sharringan.

"Damn, as if we need another fucking Uchiha, let alone a blonde female one." Kisame mumbled under his breath.

"You do know that I'm right here don't you Nemo? I'm so glad that you've finally realized your place Itachi. Now if only Dori could follow your example. So who's your brother?" Jen asked as she happily read, *coughlookedatthehotpicturescough*, her book.

"His name is Sasuke. Here are your waffles." Itachi said as he set the fancy looking egos down in front of her. He was about to walk away when he felt a hand on his arm. He turned to look at Jen and she was staring at the ground with a cute little blush dusted lightly across her cheeks.

"A-arigato, Itachi-kun." Jen said as she looked up, looking like a cute embarrassed school girl. Itachi's eyes got really big and before anyone could blink he had Jen in a hug and was squealing like a fan girl.

"So kawaii!!! Why couldn't my foolish little otouto have stayed this cute!?!" Itachi asked as he huggled her tighter.

"Oh 'tachi do you have pictures? I wanna see!!!" Jen cheerfully said as she hugged the raven back.

"Yeah! Here look, look!" Itachi said excitedly as he pulled out a scrapbook filled with pictures of Sasuke. Jen looked at the book at squealed at the cuteness.

"Kyaaaa!!!! He's so cute!!! But don't you have any more resent pictures?" Jen cooed as she looked at the chibi raven.

"Oh yeah here I took this of him the other week while he was asleep! He's not so cute anymore though." Itachi said as he pulled out a picture and handed it to the girl. She took it from him with sparkling eyes that dimmed as she looked at it.

"Hey 'tachi. Your otouto kinda looks like Uchiha Sasuke. You know that little prick that left the village and hurt my wittle foxy woxy Naru-chan." Jen said with a frown as Kisame and Itachi introduced their faces to the floor.

"Well, ehehehe, that's because he is that Sasuke." Itachi said as he shakily got up and rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"Oh hell no! That little bitch baked his cucumbers now he can sleep in them. I already promised myself that the next time I see that little bitch I'm gonna shove Chad up his ass!" Jen said as she even put her porn down to strike some of Lee and Gai's poses.

"Well at least when we see your little brother again it will be interesting." Kisame whispered to Itachi as Jen continued to rant about what an ass Sasuke was. All the Uchiha could do was nod as he kept his eyes trained on the girl.

"Well I'm done yelling for the moment so while I eat you guys make yourselves useful and entertain me by singing the waffle song and dancing." Jen said as she took a bite of the syrupy waffles, and pointing a video camera at the two... The two sighed before beginning the show.

-Commercial-

"No, no, no! Its step, step, twirl, step! Not Step, step, step, twirl! Take it from the top and don't fuck it up this time!" Sasori, who was sitting in a little director's chair with the hat and little cone that you yell into to be louder, shouted at Kris, who was dressed up like a certain string less, Disney puppet.

"B-but Sasori-sama I'm tired, and I just want to get the info and go have some cookies!" Kris desperately wailed before crying into her hands. Sasori started to laugh. The only blonde Akatsuki member walked up behind the human puppet, wrapped his arms around his neck, and nuzzled his cheek.

"Sasori-danna do you even have the info she needs, un?" Deidara asked as he watched the weeping Kris fall to the ground and curl into a ball. Sasori gave another quiet chuckle before turning his attention to the blonde.

"Not really, but this chick's desperate and I needed a laugh so I figured this way I'd be killing two birds with one stone. Damn you're hot!" Sasori whispered softly as he stared at the bomb expert. A small blush spread across Deidara's face.

"Danna! Stop it, we have company." The blonde mumbled as he avoided the redhead's eyes. Sasori gave a possessive growl and gently but firmly grabbed Deidara's chin and made him look into his eyes.

"She'll be busy for awhile, besides I want the world to know who you belong to!" Sasori growled as he pulled his blonde into a passionate kiss. Kris being the…special…person she is chose that moment to recover from her depression.

"Oi, oi Sasori stop trying to fuck Deidei's mouth with your tongue!" Kris shouted as she rudely jumped on Sasori, successfully breaking the two apart. Deidara blushed even harder and ran from the room.

"Dei-chan wait! Damn it I've had a hard on for hours and I was just about to get rid of it. Thanks a lot girly! Wait for me my beautiful dove!" Sasori shouted as he chased after the dynamite blonde. Kris stared after them quietly for a moment.

"Was it something I said?" she asked stupidly, with an adorable confused face.

"Thanks a lot you dumb bitch! It was just getting good! I could have sold copies of that tape to pay for that new atomic explosive tag set me and otouto have been eyeing! Plus I would have had a new movie to keep me busy for a few weeks. You better hope to Inari-sama that one of the cameras I planted around this place catches whatever they're about to do." Jen shouted as she came out of nowhere with a video camera.

"Gomen Jen-sama. I guess I wasn't thinking." Kris said with downcast eyes.

"I'll forgive you this once, but don't let it happen again. Now kaa-san tell me a story!" Jen lectured, and then let out her inner chibi.