"Hahahahahaha, for a moment there, I actually believed you human!" Zim laughed, "To think, me being forced to stop invading! How stupendously stupid! It would never happen in an Irken lifespan!"

"Didn't you tell me that you were forced to stop invading yesterday?" Dib replied.

"Shut up, Dib, no one needs your feeble mouth sounds."

"No, really, I'm not going to let you invade," Gaz said.

"What? Why? TELL ZIM!"

"Becau-"

"TELL M-" Gaz had punched Zim before he would be stuck on repeat.

"You ever do that to me and you will get punched once for each time you repeat something. It's because you're my slave, Zim, and you can't be slaving when you're all the way on some stupid planet and I'm on earth, and, it's not worth my time to go to space."

"But, you can't deny Zim his invaderness! It's in my pants, SEE, I had Skoodge sew it on!"

"Does it look like I care?"

"You never look like you care."

"Exactly. I'm going to watch TV now, you can do whatever you want to the stupid ship, but if I see you off the ground I WILL get you and you WILL suffer. See you tomorrow." Gaz walked away, leaving Zim and Dib with the emotional UFO.

"How would she ever catch me if I'm already in space?"

"Gaz has power, Zim, power that I cannot fathom and she always gets her way. Do you know Iggins?" Dib said.

"No."

"You don't want to know Iggins."

"Is he that traumatized by her?"

"No, he's okay now. He's just really annoying and won't leave me alone during computer class."

"Yes, well, I'll see you tomorrow to work on the ship."

"You're still going to do this? Even after the threats from Gaz?"

"Hahahaha, foolish Dib, I'm Zim! I'll think of something!" Zim then left for his base.

"You know, I don't like friendships where I keep getting called a fool."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"You're still crying?!"

The next day had arrived. Gaz was inside drinking a can of Poop when Zim arrived at Dib's house with Gir and Skoodge. Dib was still coercing the Dibship like yesterday. Her TV watching was interrupted by a recording from her dad.

"Hello my son/daughter, how are you this fine/bad morning/afternoon/evening?" It asked. She didn't respond, the recoding just stared at her for five seconds before saying, "Good/How terrible. Do you love me?"

As the years went by and her Dad being home less and less she felt more and more apathetic to him. She came upon a realization when she was 13, her dad was an idiot. She pressed the yes button, mostly to make it stop bothering her.

"I love you too son/daughter!" Then it floated away. She walked over to the window to watch Zim and her brother converse. It was surprising to her how quickly they became allies...no, strike that, they were allied idiots. Nothing those two do with each other was surprising. Near them were Zim's stupid robot and his green...pet? Anyway, they were hugging the Dibship or something while Zim and Dib argued. Her boredom had gotten the best of her, soon her mind provided speech for the interaction between the two.

"How doom dare you throw poop at my Skoodge!" Zim yelled.

"Durr-what, your Skoodge there doesn't like soda?" Dib replied.

"Our weak doum alien bodies has the adversities to them duom soda liquids."

"Sory! I'll brush my alens anotomy wen I dur-du my stupid munster reserch."

"Yu cat'n pusobly firl yer dom jiatn hupo zise hede anay mur!"

"Ma-dur-'ed ant durdurdurdur..."

Gaz's brain had a stupid overload, she fell to her knees and held one hand to her head in pain. Only those two could be so stupid that the levels of idiocity become too intense for the mind to handle. She got back up to look out the window. The can of poop she was holding was quickly crushed as she saw an unpleasant sight. She could feel it, her anger reaching giant Tokyo monster levels. She was like the giant fish in a teddy bear suit and what she saw was the cyborg fairy stegosaurus that must be destroyed. She said only one word, "Grrrrrrr."

"What do you mean you don't like cheese balls?!" Zim yelled.

"...I never said anything about cheese balls. Let's just get back to working on the ship...and F.Y.I. It's not that I don't like cheese balls, it's just that dairy spheres creep me out," Dib replied.

"Creep you out?"

"THEIR CALCIUM-ENRICHED ROUNDNESS IS UNNATURAL OKAY! So, how do we make it bigger?"

"First we break it."

"Yeah."

"Then we make it bigger."

"Awesome, just give me the parts."

"The parts?"

"You forgot the parts! How do we make a ship bigger if we don't have any more parts!"

"Well, excuse me, Dib, but I thought that giant head of yours would've thought of something!"

"So it's my fault now?"

"Of course it is, but me, being the mighty irken specimen I am, forgive you."

"Why you!-"

"Hi spaceship!" Gir said to the Dibship.

"Well, if it isn't Gir, aka Zim's green dog, aka Government Man who comes from the government, aka the Rover who Raves, aka Stacy, the chubby lady hiding in the bushes."

"Awww, someone seems sad."

"What? I haven't been emo in 20 seconds!"

"I agree," said Skoodge, "This ship unit seems to be in extreme depression."

"And what are you going to do about it green eggs and ham?"

"Someone needs a hug," Gir said.

"Would the full contact between objects help?" asked Skoodge.

"I seen it on the shows."

"Then execute the action, HOO-HA!"

"NO, NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!" cried the Dibship, but the hugging began, "NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M EMO NOT HOMO!"

Meanwhile, back with Zim and Dib.

"Yeah?!" Zim said.

"Yeah!" Dib said.

"Yeah?!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah?!"

"Yea-"

"Well, after looking around the entire city for you, it actually WAS the last place I'd thought you'd be," Interrupted a voice. Zim and Dib turned to see who it was.

"Eww," said Zim in disgust, "I think my squeedly spooch twisted."