Womanizer

Nanao:

Taicho
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what youre doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out there
But I know what you are, what you are, taicho

Look at you
Gettin' more than just hangover
Taicho, you
Got all the girls with their skirts up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, taicho

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Taicho
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Kyoruku-O
You got the muscles of champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's who you are, taicho

Lollipop
Must mistake me you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, taicho

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer taicho
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer taicho
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer taicho

Nanao was angry at what Matsumoto made her sing. Everyone was applauding and Nanao was in a short skirt and a tanktop that showed her belly. Nanao walked backstage and saw Hinamori-fukutaicho and Hitsugaya-taicho kissing. Nanao coughed.

"Oh my sweet Nanao-chan!",yelled Shunsei, walking over."You sang that for me!"

"No I didn't!",yelled Nanao, furious."Matsumoto just made me!"

"But it was really nice.",replied Momo, sitting on Toushiro's lap."Better than the song I sa-AH!"

"Who said it was better? It was actually the truth.",Toushiro replied. Pulling his girlfriend down."But yours was simply adorable. Still Ise-fukutaicho, that was nice."

"Thank you.",Nanao said and sat down.

"Nana-chan!",squelled Yachiru happily."Guess what!Guess what!Guess what!"

"What?",Nanao asked.

"Whitey-chan and Peachy are dating! I heard Peachy kissed Whitey-chan and now, they have been at it non stop!",squlled Yachiru happily once more."And plus, Bya-kun is resting. Jiggles came over and started to heal him. She wasn't go to sing anyway."

"Is that so?",questioned Nanao, raising an eyebrow."Well, might as well get some rest."

"Come on Shiro-chan! Lets sleep together!",yelled Momo happily as she rose up and pulled Toushiro away.

"Fine but don't wet the bed.",Toushiro said with a smirk.

"Mou Shiro-chan... I don't do that anymore!"

"Whatever you say...",Toushiro said, looking away. Which earned a hit on the head."Ow!"

"And thats what you get for messing with girls.",Momo said."Because the girls..."

"CAN ROCK!",yelled Yachiru, Momo, Rukia, and Matsumoto in unison.

Toushiro and Momo went into a bedroom backstage and slept together. Ukitake was in there reading. Toushiro and Momo almost scurried out but Ukitake let them sleep in there. Momo went into the bed first and Toushiro went in second. Ukitake shut off the lights and the three went to sleep.

"Okay lets see who's next...",said Ichigo, looking at the screen.

-Stage-

"Next is Kiyone Kotetsu and Sentaro singing... Its Gonna Be Me!"

-Back stage-

"I thought we weren't aloud to do boy/girl duets...",Renji said confused.

"But its not actually a duet. Duets are singing together but the song is one at a time.",Rukia replied smiling."Oh... I wonder whats going to happen..."

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Heh heh heh... poor Nanao. Getting tortured. But Womaizer seemed perfect for to sing because of her taicho! Womanizer is by Brittney Spears. I disown BLEACh, the characters, the song, the lyrics, or the artist.

Next is Kiyone and Sentaro singing Its Gonna Be Me by... I think its 'N SYNC.

And then probably having me show up in there as a judge...