Author's Note: Here you go, I'm back with today's quote. I love this quote. Hope you guys are pleased.

Disclaimer: Apparently I'm not Stephenie Meyer, as much as I wish I could be. The voices in my head keep telling me I am. Why can't they be right?

July 18th Quote:

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

Obviously he's talking to Alice. We all know she can be an evil little pixie sometimes. I think it has something to do with Alice bugging them about some minor wedding detail and/or planning the wedding.


Bella's POV

"Alice, please, enough for one day!"

Alice had tied Edward and I up all day with decisions on wedding details and I was tired of it. I just wanted to hide in Edward's room and sleep for a while. Who knew planning a wedding could be so tiring? Especially when you have a psychic who knows the answer to everything anyway but still insists on asking you questions. Stupid little pixie. "Bella, just tell me what color napkins you want and I'll let you go. Your choices are red, white, or gold," she sighed, then persisted to hold up a napkin of each color.

"Alice…sigh…the gold ones, I guess."

"Thank you."

Edward and I stood up to go upstairs. "Wait! Bella, what color roses do you like better?! White or red? Do you even want roses? What about…chrysanthemums?!"

I rolled my eyes and sighed heavily. Edward pinched the bridge of his nose. We began walking away again, but Alice showered us with another round of questions about stupid details that could go one way or the other as far as I was concerned. "Alice," I whined, "c'mon!"

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating," Edward shot at her.

"It's one of my many charms," she shot back.

"Whatever, we're going upstairs," I said with finality, and Edward picked me up and ran with me at vampire speed up to his room before Alice could interrupt with more questions.


So...sorry it's so short. All of them are short, but the last two have been unusually short. Review anyway.